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Posted: Mar 31, 2006 9:44 am
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BSKbwKoIW_I

hot topic
is gayer
than
a bowl
of dicks
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 12:31 pm
 
MC Lars is more punk than you

Go

Books about Evanescence... are not punk rock
Guns N' Roses watches... are not punk rock
Hello Kitty iPod cases... are not punk rock
Rob Zombie lunchboxes... are not punk rock
Slipknot binder paper... is not punk rock
Tinkerbell pillowcases... are not punk rock
Led Zeppelin air fresheners... are not punk rock
Tupac incense burners... are not punk rock

Hot Topic is not punk rock (x4)

Misfits candle tins... are not punk rock
ICP throw blankets... are not punk rock
beaded Elvis curtins... are not punk rock
talking Lambchop plush dolls... are not punk rock
AC DC hairclips... are not punk rock
Spongebob wristbands... are not punk rock
Sex Pistols boxer shorts... are not punk rock

the Dischord back catalog... maybe that's punk rock

What?

Hot Topic is not punk rock (x4)

Hot Topic is a contrived identification with youth subcultures to manufacture an anti-authoritarian identity and make millions. The $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster would be better spent used to see your brother's friend's band.

DIY ethics are punk rock
Starting your own label is punk rock
G.G. Allin was punk rock.

But when a crass corporate culture feeds on mass consumer culture your spending mommy's money... is not punk rock

Not Punk Rock (x2)
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 12:49 pm
 
I really hate that song, it makes me want to shop at Hot Topic....do they take food stamps?
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 1:46 pm
 
ok new lyrics...I call it "Cokie Roberts is a Mummy"

don't steal it, Ofay

Books about Evanescence... are not something I'd buy
Guns N' Roses watches... are not gonna make that bitch turn around
Hello Kitty iPod cases... are not Bill Gates approved
Rob Zombie lunchboxes... are not as cool as the Evil Kneviel one I had as a kid
Slipknot binder paper... is not what you want to turn your Master's Thesis in on
Tinkerbell pillowcases... are not something a grown ass man should be sleeping on
Led Zeppelin air fresheners... are not smelling like Bonham
Tupac incense burners... are not used in Suge Knight's house

Hot Topic is not a gun store (x4)

Misfits candle tins... are not spooky enough
ICP throw blankets... are not bullet proof vests
beaded Elvis curtins... are not spelled correctly
talking Lambchop plush dolls... are pretty fucking cool
AC DC hairclips... are not something Angus would wear
Spongebob wristbands... are not brass knuckles
Sex Pistols boxer shorts... are not made in my size

the Dischord back catalog... totally sucks mostly

What?

Hot Topic is not a gun store (x4)

Hot Topic is a contrived identification with youth subcultures to manufacture an anti-authoritarian identity and make millions. The $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster would be better spent used to shoot your brother's friend's band.

DIY ethics are not real
Starting your own label is the ultimate narcissism
G.G. Allin was usually filthy.

But when a crass corporate culture feeds on mass consumer culture your spending mommy's money... that whore was only gonna buy more pills and booze anyway

NOT A GUN STORE(x2)
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 2:47 pm
 
i saw some AC/DC flip-flops at the walgreens this morning...
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 8:34 pm | Edited by: Uptight White
 
Punkers used to go to headshops and mail order catalogs to buy the same stuff. Now they go to a mall.

Besides, didn't the British punk wave happen like 30 years ago? This stuff ain't exactly cutting edge. It belongs in the mall.
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 8:48 pm
 
Fish in a barrell.

also: declaring what IS "punk rock" = not very punk either.
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 8:51 pm
 
Nice use of irony.
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 9:02 pm
 
i honestly had NO IDEA what the fuck "hot topic" was until today when my roommate got something from them via ups...
Posted: Mar 31, 2006 9:08 pm
 
outside of records, nothing you buy in a store is punk rock.
Posted: Apr 1, 2006 2:29 am
 
Good god! That song is fucking horrible.
Posted: Apr 1, 2006 2:46 am
 
I love hot topic...

Where else can you get a Marilyn Manson hoody, a bulletshell studded belt, a Mudvayne poster with Decal, and a tube of "I hate the world" Mascara?
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