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Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:02 pm
My old boss (moron of the decade) used many. I was convinced that he did a lot of time in AA meetings because he used phrases like:

"belly up to the bar"

"this too shall pass"

"physician heal thyself"

it got so irritating, we would all take out index cards during our meetings and try to get the most points for tabulating his stupid shit.

what dumb trite phrases get on your nerves?
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:06 pm
"you're not following protocol"

my protocol is to punch some dumb bitches in the face for saying that shit.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:09 pm
TONS here:
http://www.goner-records.com/board/index.php?action=vthread&forum=4&to pic=12917&page=0#55

Whoever's blasting under the Stu Stiggler name won by a wide fucking margin. hilarious.

Also - Batarang's "Eat a Waffle" has become part of my daily lexicon. "How stupid!"
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:15 pm
Stop touching my boobs mister

that's a winner
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:18 pm
I cringe every time I hear someone use the word "rubbish."
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:26 pm
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:28 pm
"Let's just snuggle."

Substitute "rubbish" with "balderdash".
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:34 pm
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:34 pm
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:35 pm
on news channel 3 last night, they had a story about how the blind DID lead the blind, out of a burning building no less.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:38 pm
"Is it Friday yet?" Followed by equally annoying giggling.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:44 pm
"Final Four"
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 9:45 pm
people who use the German word Weltanschauung to show how edgy and eclectic they are.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:01 pm

"Right on"

"good times"

This place is really "Happening".
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:05 pm
Foodie "I'm SUCH a foodie".
Good To Go.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:07 pm
"Go-to guy."
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:08 pm
anythng that comes out of pastlame or heir lick's boring faggot mouths.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:15 pm
dirk reminded of this one: anything ending in"-miester"
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:15 pm
\m/ = annoying and dumb
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:18 pm
the German word Weltanschauung

How els you're going to express certain feelings : Weltanschauung, Weltschmertz, Weltkrieg. This is common language, no eclecticism involved man.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:20 pm
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:22 pm
the German word Weltanschauung

How els you're going to express certain feelings : Weltanschauung, Weltschmertz, Weltkrieg. This is common language, no eclecticism involved man.

I'm talking about American dipshits use Weltanschauung instead of "world view".
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:24 pm
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:24 pm
anything with the word "club" instead of bar.

Do you go to clubs?

I met him at the club!

Wanna come with me and some friends to the club tonite?

It's a fucking bar, not a club. There is no private memebership. You walk in, and you drink. Blame fity' cent....
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:27 pm
holy fuck, i just got "terminated"
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:32 pm
Sometimes it really IS a club, with a sign-in sheet and everything. Venues are scarce here.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:42 pm
From white dudes this shit's the worst if they're serious.

"We Be Clubbin' "

"Player Hater"


Straight Chillin'

Played Out

That's Wack

I'm down



Yo Yo whassup


Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:43 pm
"Freedom words"
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:43 pm
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:44 pm
"Freedom words"
Oh no, you di'n't....
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:47 pm
"fund allocation" ...whatever the fuck it means
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:48 pm
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 11:04 pm
Jack, explain "Freedom words" , I don't get it.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 11:09 pm
people from california are so stupid.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 11:16 pm
people from california are so stupid.

ahem.....not all of us
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 11:17 pm
I'm becoming ultra-nationalist. I've given up on calling the language English. I'd call it "American", but people from Canada and Paraguay get upset. I don't think Steven's gonna give me this one. He insists that our language has French words in it (and you know we can't have that). Hence, Freedom Words.
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 12:18 am | Edited by: I am the Arm
people from california are so stupid.

I know what you mean, I've lived here 2 years. People are retarded, none of them know who Ned Hayden or the Action Swingers are...

Thanks Theresa
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 12:31 am
yeah i know. we only sold about 10,000 records there.
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 11:39 am
keep on truckin'
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 12:38 pm
I blame it on the schools.
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 2:26 pm
tip of the iceberg
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 3:15 pm
are freedom fries more fattening than french fries?
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 3:21 pm
"Let Me Put It This Way...." makes my wife see red.
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 3:25 pm
are freedom fries more fattening than french fries?
If by fattening, you mean "full of love", then yes.
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