My old boss (moron of the decade) used many. I was convinced that he did a lot of time in AA meetings because he used phrases like:

"belly up to the bar"

"this too shall pass"

"physician heal thyself"

it got so irritating, we would all take out index cards during our meetings and try to get the most points for tabulating his stupid shit.

what dumb trite phrases get on your nerves?

"you're not following protocol"

my protocol is to punch some dumb bitches in the face for saying that shit.

TONS here:
http://www.goner-records.com/board/index.php?action=vthread&forum=4&to pic=12917&page=0#55

Whoever's blasting under the Stu Stiggler name won by a wide fucking margin. hilarious.

Also - Batarang's "Eat a Waffle" has become part of my daily lexicon. "How stupid!"

Stop touching my boobs mister

that's a winner

I cringe every time I hear someone use the word "rubbish."

IT CANT RAIN ALL THE TIME

"Let's just snuggle."

Substitute "rubbish" with "balderdash".

gay

shave.

on news channel 3 last night, they had a story about how the blind DID lead the blind, out of a burning building no less.

"Is it Friday yet?" Followed by equally annoying giggling.

"Final Four"

people who use the German word Weltanschauung to show how edgy and eclectic they are.

"gazoonitite"

"Right on"

"good times"

This place is really "Happening".

Foodie "I'm SUCH a foodie".
Good To Go.

"Go-to guy."

anythng that comes out of pastlame or heir lick's boring faggot mouths.

dirk reminded of this one: anything ending in"-miester"

\m/ = annoying and dumb

the German word Weltanschauung

How els you're going to express certain feelings : Weltanschauung, Weltschmertz, Weltkrieg. This is common language, no eclecticism involved man.

I NEED DONKEY OR A TRANSLATOR FOR YOU PEOPLE!!!

the German word Weltanschauung

How els you're going to express certain feelings : Weltanschauung, Weltschmertz, Weltkrieg. This is common language, no eclecticism involved man.

I'm talking about American dipshits use Weltanschauung instead of "world view".

PLEASE USE FREEDOM WORDS FROM HERE ON OUT!!!

anything with the word "club" instead of bar.

Do you go to clubs?

I met him at the club!

Wanna come with me and some friends to the club tonite?

It's a fucking bar, not a club. There is no private memebership. You walk in, and you drink. Blame fity' cent....

holy fuck, i just got "terminated"

Sometimes it really IS a club, with a sign-in sheet and everything. Venues are scarce here.

From white dudes this shit's the worst if they're serious.

"We Be Clubbin' "

"Player Hater"

Hatin'

Straight Chillin'

Played Out

That's Wack

I'm down

Whazzup

Word

Yo Yo whassup

Homey

G

"Freedom words"

huh?

"Freedom words"
Oh no, you di'n't....

"fund allocation" ...whatever the fuck it means

Resolve.

Jack, explain "Freedom words" , I don't get it.

people from california are so stupid.

people from california are so stupid.


ahem.....not all of us

I'm becoming ultra-nationalist. I've given up on calling the language English. I'd call it "American", but people from Canada and Paraguay get upset. I don't think Steven's gonna give me this one. He insists that our language has French words in it (and you know we can't have that). Hence, Freedom Words.

people from california are so stupid.

I know what you mean, I've lived here 2 years. People are retarded, none of them know who Ned Hayden or the Action Swingers are...

Thanks Theresa

yeah i know. we only sold about 10,000 records there.

keep on truckin'

I blame it on the schools.

tip of the iceberg

are freedom fries more fattening than french fries?

"Let Me Put It This Way...." makes my wife see red.

are freedom fries more fattening than french fries?
If by fattening, you mean "full of love", then yes.