Posted: Jul 25, 2006 12:04 am
My friends and I used to do shit like this all the time to get revenge on all the Jock/Redneck assholes who used to yell, "FREEEEEEEEEEEAKSSSSSSSS!" at us when we were riding our skateboards.
Maybe a little to old at the time, but a few years ago I was visiting a friend in Austin, TX that still maintains the same mentality we held when we were sixteen, convenced me to do a little drive-by watergun action with him around the UT campus. He had this fuckin HUGE water canon that only his mid-twenties salary could afford. We would hose people on bikes - "Get a car, faggot!", people sitting outside yuppie coffee houses - "Get a T.V., faggots!", and the hottest sorority girls on the way to the social/club - "Hey, excuse me, could you tell me how to get to Red River St. (as she approaches the vehicle)? *SPLAAAAAAAAASH!* "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON SLUT! DADDYS PAYING YOUR TUITION TO LEARN, NOT TO CONTRACT VD!!!!" I swear, it was like the fountain of youth.