Posted: Mar 12, 2006 6:59 pm
I apologize for the ridiculous drama of the past few days. It is my duty to inform you that anyone who responded to any post by Island Love Inc. under the guise of funnysmartname has been a subject of a behavioral and marketing research study. In an attempt to draw out the more subversive subjects we designed the story of funnysmartname. You will each recieve a personal invitation to join Love Island of Island Love Inc. All cult request demands can be met. We would like to apologize to that unfortunate woman from Michigan who got drawn into all of this when we first stole her identity in November. For any inconvenience we may have caused her, we would like to offer her the opportunity to be the Queen of Love Island.