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Posted: Mar 10, 2006 6:58 am
"worlds greatest negro playwright"
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 7:12 am
not sure what mine will say but i always thought it was cool that kris kristofferson promised leonard cohen that his would read....

like a bird on a wire
like a drunk in a midnight choir
i have tried, in my way, to be free
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 2:51 pm
Got any pills?
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:00 pm
Great in the bed.
Died drunk.
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:25 pm
Either: "Leave me alone. I'm sleeping" or " I'm dead. Eat a dick!"
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:30 pm
"Stop staring, you'll be dead soon."
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:43 pm
"Closed For Remodeling."
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:45 pm
"Sleeping it off."
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:49 pm
"Warning. In case of Rapture, this coffin will be unmanned."
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:51 pm
Here lies

an Atheist

All dressed up

And no place to go.


Mary P., M.D.
1980- ?
This is on me. Rx.
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 4:54 pm
I like Ronnie Dawson's idea

Well, when I die don't bury me at all
Just a-hang my bones upon the wall
Beneath these bones let these words be seen:
"The running gears of a boppin' machine"
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 5:07 pm

what? you asked what I wanted on my tombstone....
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 5:19 pm
" Shot down in a blaze of glory"
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 5:34 pm
"life sucks" or maybe "killed by death."
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 6:33 pm
This Strump Had Opinions

That Will Forever Outlive

The Corporeal.

Kristin LCSW/Shopkeeper
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 6:37 pm | Edited by: Scott
What an ass.
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 6:54 pm
"This might hurt a little"
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 7:19 pm
I don't want a tombstone - just a parking meter that reads 'Expired'
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 7:26 pm
"I have run all the gauntlets, and lived the mean of my years"
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 8:08 pm
You're not wearing panties.

(in a heavy redneck accent) Gihtyoffmeelaind! (get off me land)
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 8:24 pm
"i'm with stupid."

not sure in which direction the arrow will point ...
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 8:26 pm | Edited by: Ilari
Don't know about mine, but didn't Charles Bukowski's say "don't try". I liked that.
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 8:30 pm
I can't believe I ate that whole thing."
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 8:57 pm
Now that I'm dead I can see everything you're doing.
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 9:25 pm
i now plan to be cremated and have my ashes buried in a pickle jar in a pet cemetary with a crude headstone that says only: here lies gordzilla.

fuck you, vern. what are you gonna do about it?
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 9:29 pm
Mine would say, "I told you I wasn't feeling well."

or as an alternate

"Never saw the movie Titanic" and proud of it!
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 5:07 am
"The lord's Holy Fire
vaporised me for
"Jesus saves,
Moses invests
and Buddah let's it be."
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 5:22 am
"Get'em a body bag!"
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 1:18 pm
Here's to my love! O true apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 6:36 pm
'You're next.'
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 6:44 pm
"Boy, My Arms Are Tired"
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 7:48 pm
"finally i get to rest..."
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 9:05 pm
"You are,
what I was.
What I am,
you will be."
Posted: Mar 11, 2006 11:00 pm

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Posted: Mar 12, 2006 3:05 am
Pepperoni please!
Posted: Mar 12, 2006 3:09 am
"i'm with stupid."

not sure in which direction the arrow will point ...

mine's gonna say "I'm not with stupid anymore"
Posted: Mar 13, 2006 4:27 am
Seacrest out!
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