Always awesome?

Totally Suck?

or

Cool Again?

snippet form their upcoming album here;

http://www.fmqbproductions.com/epks/2006/pearljam/content/pearljam_wor ldsuicide.mp3

let me bust my nuts on your toast
there's your pearl jam

serious?

who cares?

they're getting great reviews for their new album - I haven't heard much about them for a while, just wondering if anyone was still into them.

you cared enough to ask who cares...

zzzzzzzzzzzzz....

i wonder if they ever mattered, actually.
i know that neil young adopted them for a moment - but is that really a seal of approval of any kind?

i always thought their music was a tad over-bearing and i don't much care for what's his name's voice.

they were on the 2nd lollapalooza tour, which i worked on, and you could literally see their heads blow up over the course of the summer when their single and their video became hits. they went from relatively normal guys to complete and utter divas/egomaniacs who complained bitterly about having to play during the daylight hours

the thing is, when I got a pre-release of the last Green Day record and really liked it, everyone I mentioned it to seemed to think that they were so over too...

I'm just curious to see what happens over the next few months.

you don't get out much do you???

no, never, not at all -

i hate them. maybe they're great, i don't care. the worst thing about them is the fact that ten thousand assholes have been polluting the airwaves ever since trying to sing like eddie vedder.

they're getting great reviews for their new album



ten thousand assholes have been polluting the airwaves ever since trying to sing like eddie vedder

I fucking hate Pearl Jam worse than life its self! MAN, fuck those fucking fucks!!!!!!! I can't for the life of me understand why anybody remotely cool could find any redeeming qualities in this shit stink of a band.
FUCK PEARL JAM FUCK PEARL JAM. Even the name sucks!
blame Eddue Vedder for start ing that whole fucking title-wave of horrible bands that have that GODDAMN Creed voice.
Everything about Pearl Jam SUCKS! How dare that motherfucker own Johnny Ramone's Mosrite!!!! Fuck Johnny Ramone for selling it to him.. I home Johnny is burning in hell for that one.
Another thing I dont get about those goddamn retards.. They're typical jocko-homos not unlike you could find starting a band in any shit-hole backward ass town in Alabama... But what I dont get is they'd bring really good bands with them on tour (Fastbacks, Ramones). Also, they are all friends with people in halfway decent bands (supersuckers, mudhoney). So that tells me that NOT ONLY have they been exposed to ok music, but they actively LISTEN to ok-enough music. SO WHATS THEIR EXCUSE FOR SUCKING SO HARD???? And WHY do those people befriend those assholes?
Man.... I'm fucking pissed just thinking abotu it. I think my girlfriend even owns one of their piece of shit cd's. I'm going home right after this a I'm gonna punch her square in the mouth.

Thank you Rachel for ruining my fucking day! You better have a nice set of tits to over-ride your crappy taste in music.

God.

They even cover Dead Moon: It's Ok and Running Out of Time. :----))) yay

mysoginy!!!! yeah!!

I'm going to appologize for being mean. But you dont understand... I really really really hate Pearl Jam.

i just think its funny somebody brought up pearl jam on this board

I haven't seen my friend Pete in a while, but last I heard he was living in Michigan, trying to start a band where he would wear a Darth Vader mask and sing all Pearl Jam covers. The name of the band was DARTH VEDDER...Pete was what you would call a "stoner".

You better have a nice set of tits to over-ride your crappy taste in music.

They're pretty considerable. That's why I don't give her more shit about music ...

i liked the song "blood" on versus (i think). i'm gonna dig that up, ram my head against the wall a couple times and listen to that again today.

I think my girlfriend even owns one of their piece of shit cd's.

I'm taking that bitch off my "friends" list.

if one of my freinds suddenly said " hey i knda like Pearl Jam.." id have to tell em that they arent my friend anymore.
PLUS shit head eddie vedder somehow has Johnny Ramones guitar...!! HOW...and WHY!!!???

eddie was johnny's "buddy." he bought the entire ramones backline and the white mosrite after they broke up with the proviso that if the ramones ever got back together johnny could use it again.

OK I'll admit I bought the e.p. by that band between Green River and Pearl Jam with the guy who died...in fact I saw Green River in L.A.- dubbed "their worst show ever" by Mark Arm- at the Scream. I found one of the Green River guys, not Arm so I don't know which one, sulking in a corner, drooling over all the RnR poontang they'd be getting when they could get rid of Arm and really rawk out. I'm sure he was even more bummed by the fact that I was the only one who realized who he was and asked a musicnerd question "Why didn't ya do that one tune...it effin' kills!"
Didn't Pearl Jam put out like 47 discs of live shows- their own? No let's not use the money to put out records by other bands, let's just put out 47 of our own shows because, ya know, we're brilliant...

Malfunkshun?

Who's Pearl Jam?

motherlovebone.

Temple of the Dawg- Im goin hungryyyy...yeaeaa... i dont mind stealin bread. Fuck that song.

Ok. There is not a goddamn thing about pearl jam that could ever be remotely cool, hip, informed or anything. They're a bunch of melodramatic closet hippies-I mean didn't anybody see the cover of their first album. It's all purple and they're jumping up in the air, group hi-fiving each other. I remember when that piece of crap came out. You couldn't have been deaf and gotten away from the bludgeoning that was bestowed on all of us.
Every time I left my home, the "yardling" of Eddie Vedder would smack me in the face. The music sounded like that music they play in the backround during a football game on tv or something. It's no wonder the only people that listen to it are a bunch of bone headed jocks.
I don't know why anybody with anything decent sounding going on would bother associating with those wankers. The only thing I can gather is that pearl jam sucks so hard they're paying restitution on the whole pacific northwest for all the horror they caused us by endorsing anything remotely palatable. I guess if you're a band and you want some cash & fame and you know somebody in pearl jam, might as well exploit it. Or they'd be exploiting you for some esoteric reason? I don't know. All I know is they ruined the northwest music scene and it wasn't until everyone else around here decided to just bury & forget them that things started getting a back to normal a bit.

im sleep with the Troll sometimes and drop down to Fremont early in the morning, they got a recording studio down there, i got my sign "money for shrooms" and they toss me a bill or two..

Ok. There is not a goddamn thing about pearl jam that could ever be remotely cool, hip, informed or anything. They're a bunch of melodramatic closet hippies-I mean didn't anybody see the cover of their first album. It's all purple and they're jumping up in the air, group hi-fiving each other. I remember when that piece of crap came out. You couldn't have been deaf and gotten away from the bludgeoning that was bestowed on all of us.
Every time I left my home, the "yardling" of Eddie Vedder would smack me in the face. The music sounded like that music they play in the backround during a football game on tv or something. It's no wonder the only people that listen to it are a bunch of bone headed jocks.
I don't know why anybody with anything decent sounding going on would bother associating with those wankers. The only thing I can gather is that pearl jam sucks so hard they're paying restitution on the whole pacific northwest for all the horror they caused us by endorsing anything remotely palatable. I guess if you're a band and you want some cash & fame and you know somebody in pearl jam, might as well exploit it. Or they'd be exploiting you for some esoteric reason? I don't know. All I know is they ruined the northwest music scene and it wasn't until everyone else around here decided to just bury & forget them that things started getting a back to normal a bit.
thank you very much. fucking Amen! now..lets get some sleep.

sleep comes in spurts for me nod'n off on a long bus ride to the airport.
i had this dream, she and i met in the Little Dutch Maid laundrmat, it's gone now, but I learned long ago that pussy can be found while washing clothes. Her old man was some professional scientist who died and left her a green jeep. She told me she was off to Amsterdamn to judge weed in some contest put on by Hightimes. But I had my Drags T shirt on she asked about the band. They played in a couple of days opening for RFTC. RFTC she had heard off and so we went. She insisted on bringing a third man, a hash addict searching the nooosphere for some money making idea. The Drags were the shit, but she could not dig them, RFTC bored me so I left and caught CJ out in front of the club. I spoke with the chick some months later and she told me about her trip to the land of the dykes.

i think they suck, badly, but you are wrong about it only being boneheaded jocks who listen. all the people i have met who like them are your basic normal, no frills people. the kind of people who are also into springstein, zepplin, & classic rock radio. who like listening to the radio. i don't know how to explain them other than they are passionate music fans who have bad taste in music, passionately

"sleep comes in spurts for me nod'n off on a long bus ride to the airport.
i had this dream, she and i met in the Little Dutch Maid laundrmat, it's gone now, but I learned long ago that pussy can be found while washing clothes. Her old man was some professional scientist who died and left her a green jeep. She told me she was off to Amsterdamn to judge weed in some contest put on by Hightimes. But I had my Drags T shirt on she asked about the band. They played in a couple of days opening for RFTC. RFTC she had heard off and so we went. She insisted on bringing a third man, a hash addict searching the nooosphere for some money making idea. The Drags were the shit, but she could not dig them, RFTC bored me so I left and caught CJ out in front of the club. I spoke with the chick some months later and she told me about her trip to the land of the dykes."


Man, it's '92 all over again.



"think they suck, badly, but you are wrong about it only being boneheaded jocks who listen. all the people i have met who like them are your basic normal, no frills people. the kind of people who are also into springstein, zepplin, & classic rock radio. who like listening to the radio. i don't know how to explain them other than they are passionate music fans who have bad taste in music, passionately"


I know you're right. These guys just get me really bent out of shape. Kenny G is from around here ane he has passionate bad taste and I'd almost rather listen to that. Almost.

Pearl Jam. Funny, fun, laugh, laugh.

when will the people realize that you can't dance to grunge.....

i would have liked them better had they stuck with their original name.....

mookie blaylock

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/mookie_blaylock/?nav=page

one of the more underrated point guards in NBA history.

All the hipster kids of 2014-16 will form bands that sound like Pearl Jam.

SING IT!

Herima goin' GRUNGEEEEEAH!

I'm goin grungy yeah!

who are also into springstein


Did you just compare Pearl Jam to THE BOSS?!?! 'Cause that's fucked up.

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SOUNDGARDEN RULES!!!!

who are also into springstein

Did you just compare Pearl Jam to THE BOSS?!?! 'Cause that's fucked up.
Totally! And it's just plain wrong to even mention those 2 acts in the same sentence. On their best night, Pearl Jam can't hold Clarence Clemens' jock. Pearl Jam was so bad, they made me stop liking Nirvana. The only thing worse than than Pearl Jam from that scene was Candlebox.

My own claim to lame: The other guitarist for my last band played bass in Bad Radio, Eddie Vedder's pre-Pearl Jam band from San Diego. He showed me a video he had of Bad Radio playing some tiny club in LA. Even then, he was pulling all the same ridiculous rockstar stage-moves and he had his hair up in a top-knot like Pebbles Flintstone. How could he NOT become huge?

The reason I brought it up was because I am writing an article about come-back albums - I hadn't heard much about these guys in a while and just wondered what the general opinion was - a question that I posed on several forums.

I was not surprised that the answers here were the most venomous, which is fine and expected. My only disappointment is that instead of just ignoring the question if they had no answer, some people felt the need to make snarky commetns about me.

If someone can send me an approved lost of Goner topics, that's be great.

Approved Goner Topics:

Faggots
Gays
Ned Hayden
Bazooka Joe
Thin Lizzy
Jack Stand's secret love affair with chicken livers
Beer/booze
Drugs
Homos
Queers
Niggers

Oh, I forgot a couple:

ICP
Sevendust

Pearl Jam's most significant contribution to music was Eddie Vedder's wife's bass-playing in Hovercraft. I woulda married her too with a sound like that.

If someone can send me an approved lost of Goner topics, that's be great.


Approved Goner Topics:

Faggots
Gays
Ned Hayden
Bazooka Joe
Thin Lizzy
Jack Stand's secret love affair with chicken livers
Beer/booze
Drugs
Homos
Queers
Niggers

few more:
Tacos
Hot Dogs
Bateman Still Looks 12
I Am The Arm sent me a dildo in the mail
Tuff Luvs Suck (reserved exclusively for Marsh)
Titties
Boobs
Knockers
T.V.
Hot Sauce
Chain Saws
Cheater Slicks
36 Mafia
Crack
Creepy Washcloth Boy Sightings
Fishing
Cocaine
Blow Jobs
Reasons to Hate White Stripes
Reasons to Hate Turbonegro
Pubic Hair
Monkeys
Lawn Mowers
Gilmore Girls
I-55
BBQ
Prison
Jason Jessie
Wrestling
Porn
Bowling

it isnt a comparison between springstein and pearl jam although i don't like either one, it is just that i can't tell you the number of people i know not into good music, i don't know, who wear old navy and not band shirts or whatever who see that as an extension, like "yeah, we've got another classic rock band to hold on to." its rock, it's edgier than candlebox and you can turn on the radio and hear a springstein, pearl jam, tull rockblock.

wait, wrestling? i've never seen a wrestling thread.

Someone start a thread on the comparisons to the Kennedy family and the Von Erich family.

Hello?!?!


Thunder Road? Born to Run? "Wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims"? The Boss KILLS!

I dig The Boss

SOUNDGARDEN RULES!!!!


Hell fuckin yeah!!

i've never seen a wrestling thread.

Whatchu talk'n bout fool? We knocked out BBQ & Wrestling in one thread:

http://www.goner-records.com/board/index.php?action=vthread&forum=4&to pic=7822&page=0#12

SOUNDGARDEN DOES NOT RULE!!! They sucked just as bad.

THe only people that like Soundgarden are girls who where teenagers in the 90's because they wanted to fuck that greasy FUBAR looking singer and his boss hair.

By the way, wasnt that one dude in the band involved in the world trade center bombing?

More Wrestling Proof:

http://www.goner-records.com/board/index.php?action=vthread&forum=2&to pic=10575&page=0#8

more topics:

Death Metal band names
bacon
beer looter dude
poop
pooping
pets
getting stoned
hyper viper
computer geekery
star wars
pussy

I have to say that "jeremy" is the apotheosis of Pearl Jam suckage. I liked Soundgarden when I was 15, but hated Pearl Jam even then. Reminds me of that lame "Singles" movie.

Wheres my fuckin flannel!!!!

that lame "Singles" movie.

Dude, but Tad's part was funny.

I REALLY dislike this band, too. Carrie loves 'em-so be it.

I think Eddie Vedder is the suck-up ever. The Ramones, Strummer, Fastbacks, Buzzcocks, Chetah Chrome have all sucked these guys' tits. The worst part is I lose respect for bands I love for playing with these jackasses. I doubt they listened to cool music at all before the band exploded and they had to earn some quick street cred.

i agree. that ramones "we're outta here" video would be great except for all the pearl jam parts. and i lost repect for joe strummer when i heard he hung out with jesse malin.

none have you have any opinion on Mookie Blaylock being one of the more underrated point guards in NBA history? the guy has more steals than isiah thomas. was a two time member of the ALL NBA defensive team. only two other players, magic johnson and alvin robertson, to lead the league in steals two consecutive years. the guy was a lock down defender. i'd take him over gary payton in his prime. had a nice three point stroke too.

SOUNDGARDEN DOES NOT RULE!!!

i dunno
i'm still a big fan of louder than love
after they put out badmotorfinger they went downhill...

Cheetah Chrome said hated pearl jam and that he just wanted to get "paid " ...fuck can you blame him....

one day i saw cheetah walking down the street and he had a button on his jacket that said "shit for brains."

I'm starting a new band and calling it Eddie Vedder Blues Diarreah.

Eddie Veddar sounds like "Goat Boy" that SNL skit

DOOOoo OOooon't CAAaaaLLlll MEEEeee DAAAAaaughter

If someone can send me an approved lost of Goner topics, that's be great.

The scene rules are unwritten and change without notice. Hostile stares and excessive waits from snooty bartenders at hipster bars are good indicators you've missed the mark.

Pearl Jam does let superior bands with the Goner board seal of approval open up for them and piss off their lame-o audience from time to time.

i believe mookie blaylock was also a first teamer on ricky powell's infamous ALL NBA weed team in one of the grand royal issues. robert parrish, jr rider and ala abdelnaby were also starters.