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Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:12 pm
I don't.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:26 pm
Me neither.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:27 pm
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:28 pm
I got your name tattood on my ass! Huhuhuhuh!
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:29 pm
i thought you had "get out of here faggot" tattooed on your ass.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:39 pm
i have a kajillion-brazillian tattoos
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 9:44 pm
i've been thinking of getting one of a leprechaun riding a dolphin.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 1:37 am
i knew this guy one time that had a tattoo of a dolphin diving through a peace sign on his shoulder!!
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 2:05 am
Could the dolphin that the leprechaun is riding ALSO be jumping through a peace sign? Or maybe it could be two dolphins in the shap of a yin-yang thing? That'd be radical.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:28 am
tattoos are fucking stupid.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 11:38 am
i have one i got when i was drunk and it sucks.

hahaha i bet it suck as you suck, and please shut up, your coments suck, please do us a favor and leave.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 3:55 pm
Did anybody double-click the "hey sailor" thread?
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 3:58 pm
Did anybody double-click

Feelin' the influence of Scout Niblett!
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:16 pm
I have a bunch of gay ones.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:20 pm
indecision is preventing me from having one
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:32 pm
bushmeister has a hundred of em, but only in places he can cover up for work.

They're in places so all you tattoo haters will leave me to my anti-socialism.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:48 pm
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:55 pm
Im telling my mom.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:25 pm
I remember way back in the eighties. If you had your ear pierced on the left,you were "Cool",and the right one ment you were gay, but they all wound up looking gay. Same with tongue & facial piercings. same with those nerdy tattoos. Last summer I saw more nerd tattoos than ever before, and those people should be ashamed of themselves!
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:29 pm
I got branded on my lower right arm, because miss linda is a REAL MAN.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:54 pm
not yet!
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:56 pm
My next door neighbor's dog got his tongue pierced,and he's all I can think about these days. Soooooo Sexy!
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:58 pm
I have a Jackyl tattoo on my bicep.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:06 pm
tongue piercings are only acceptable on girls who like giving head
good one hahahahaha tell your slim wife to get one...
and that game of i am so and so, and i was here before you, please give me something better.... i just one to piss you off cuz u suck.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:10 pm
whats so wrong with brad you mexican spick fuck?!?!
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:29 pm
Please don't associate me with that mexican spick fuck.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:31 pm
How's there association?
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:32 pm
He used to give me blowjobs in the back room at Wows!ville.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:32 pm
He's a sucker for dick.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:33 pm
While I rifled through the desk drawers looking for hard drugs.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:33 pm
Don't get your hopes up, it's only my thick brown that he craves.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:36 pm
Why would ayone want your stinky taco bane? Gross.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:36 pm
Don't worry joe. He sucks my dick too but he dresses up like a drag for me. It's almost like a totally different person.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:37 pm
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:51 pm
fat girls give the best blowjobs.

'Cause they're always hungry.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:52 pm
fat girls give the best blowjobs.

Must be the excess "cheek meat"
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 12:37 am
Low standards=low out cum. I can't believe you're bragging about this! Keep that kinky perverted shit in the Closet!
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 2:15 am
I've got this rad tatt of a zipper on my scalp.

It's being opened up and BRAINS ARE COMING OUT!!!

You can't see it because my hair's grown back.

I'm fucked if/when I ever go bald!!
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 7:08 am
I'm loaded with tats. Each one means something to me, though. See that one there? That's the Chinese symbol for grieving. Yeah, after my pops died, I dedicated that one to him. That one? Oh, that's an ancient Latin phrase, it means "Fear No Enemy". No, go ahead! You can touch. Wow, you have beautifull hands.

So how long have you been in L.A.? Really. That's cool. Me? Ha...well...your going to laugh, but...actor. Have you seen those Speed Stick commercials? Yeah, that's me. I'd like to talk to you more about Eastern Philosophy and tattoo spiritualism...why don't we go back to my place? My Harley is right outside.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 3:55 pm
I have one that says "if you're close enough to read it, you're close enough to eat it"
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 1:30 am
I have one that says "Tattoos Suck". I'm so ironic. I also dress up like characters in Wes Anderson films. I'm having an art show on Sunday. Please come.
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 1:49 am
Im probably gonna get Tazmanian Devil on one ankle, and #3 on the other...then im gonna start sellin meth.
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 7:36 am
singles going steady wins.

Also, I have a ralph wiggum tattoo. And yeah, it's totally embarassing and totally sucks. I even did the whole "Put a picture of it on your mirror for a year, and if you still want that tattoo after that, get it". Oh to be 20 again.
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 8:30 am
i'm thinking of getting a tattoo of a shark eating pizza, but i'm too cheap to spend money on a tattoo. maybe someday.

a "this is my conversation piece"or "ask about my tattoo"in chinese or foreign alphabet tattoo would be pretty dumb ironic one too.
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 8:47 am
hell's angels did a "fuck you" tat on my chin, but my beard covers it over.
Posted: Mar 6, 2006 7:28 pm
Posted: Mar 6, 2006 7:32 pm
I tried to get a Goner tattoo on my dick but there wasn't enough room. It just says "GO!"
Posted: Mar 6, 2006 7:34 pm
No foolin'? I have one in the same place but it says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day."
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 4:41 am
I'm totally getting my tats pierced tomorrow.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 1:50 pm
I want a tattoo of Herve Villechaize
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 2:10 pm
No, there so permanent.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 2:12 pm
Plus : most people I know that do have 'em are total assholes.

Girls with Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction era hairdos and Turbonegro/Hellacopters loving boyfriends
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 3:00 pm
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 4:43 pm
Dooood, I wish i could send a picture of my last homemade peice of shit. It's on my hand. Oh man... it's one of the reasons I've recently quit drinkin'.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 4:54 pm
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 6:37 pm
Plus : most people I know that do have 'em are total assholes.

I am the BIGGEST asshole.

I can't stand people with pants. Soooo pretentious. The Strokes wear pants.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 7:13 pm
Hey, I said "most people" HJ - show us your tats !
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 7:33 pm
Hey, I said "most people" HJ - show us your tats !

These days, "most people" with tattoos are EVERYBODY. Practically everybody in every walk of life has got a tattoo these days, not just "rawk" people. Britney Spears fans (if there is such a thing) have tattoos. Black folks into hip-hop have more tattoos than anybody, even though tattoos on black skin are usually unreadable and are generally done by the worst tattooists on earth. People who don't listen to ANY music get tattoos. Tattoos don't assign folks to subcultures like they used to. They have become as ubiquitous and meaningless as pierced ears are for girls. It's just a beauty thing now like clothes or a haircut, except more permanent.

I started getting tattooed when I was 16 and for the most part, only bikers, sailors, and punk rockers got tattooed back then. I still like tattoos, even though I haven't gotten one in 6 years. I like the idea of desecrating my flesh, even though my religion forbids it. Am I supposed to hate my tattoos now that every jerk and his mom gets them? Every jerk and his mom and eats spaghetti. Should I stop eating spaghetti just 'cuz it got popular?
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:07 pm
Should I stop eating spaghetti just 'cuz it got popular?

Yeah, just move on, cause it's time to groove on.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:08 pm
even though my religion forbids it

Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:09 pm
There's some people w/tats I really like a lot.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:15 pm
even though my religion forbids it


Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:16 pm
I have a shitload of tattoos and I don't give a fuck what you guys think but I did get nearly all of them during a 3 year drunkin binge. I can barely remember those years.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:22 pm
Actually, there's some people w/ tats I looove!!
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:22 pm
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 8:54 pm
i know lots of mormons with tattoos

i ain't got none
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 10:15 pm
I have a tatoo.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 10:19 pm
Those fuckers should just get the bible tatted on them so they have less to carry when I'm chasing them with my 12 gauge.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 10:28 pm
I was at a bar that has bingo the other night, which is a separate issue entirely. One of the callers asked if anyone had any band tatoos, and this girl was like, " Yeah I've got a Bouncing Souls tatoo."
Caller: "Oh, and when did you get that?"
Girl: "when I was 20." (ok almost not sooo lame, you think, right?)
Caller: "and how old are you now?"
Girl: "21" (nope, very very lame! Boucing souls?!? man, you suck! sorry.)
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 10:31 pm
Big fucking deal. People make stupid mistakes with tattoos all the time.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 10:49 pm | Edited by: Hugh Jass
I've had the following band-related tattoos on me at one time or another: Crass, Discharge, Anti-Sect, 7 Seconds, Crucifix. All of those, except the Crucifix "Peace or Annihilation" tattoo, have since been covered-up.

For the love of God, kids. Heed my cautionary tale! Please do NOT get tattooed until you are at least 30 and old and lame like I am now. When you're young and stupid with "ideals", there's no telling what kind of dumb-ass tattoos you might get.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 10:55 pm
My body is a canvas of love baby.
Posted: Mar 8, 2006 10:59 pm
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