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Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:52 pm
 
I was looking for Large Marge's posting about "name my band" for ideas... what do you pervs think? If you were going to be in a loud all girl band, what would you call yourselves? We have a list we are working on, I will probably take an unscientific survey (on MYspace or something) but since you all are so brilliant I thought I'd bring it to you first. I'll check back in tomorrow for your suggestions!
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:53 pm
 
Peter Dicks.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:56 pm
 
The Rags
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:57 pm
 
The Panty Liners
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:57 pm
 
Track Pants Syndrome
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:57 pm
 
Yeast-y Jane and the Itches.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:57 pm
 
The Sanitary Napkins
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:58 pm
 
The Monthlys
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:58 pm
 
Aunt Flo and the Tymes of the Month
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:59 pm
 
Whore and the Bloody Bunnies.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:59 pm
 
Menses?.....

sorry...just going with the flow.....







HA! I crack myself up.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 8:59 pm
 
Vancooter!!!!!
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:00 pm
 
Nipple Fury
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:00 pm
 
Bramatics
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:00 pm
 
Pussy Stank!

but then again, prolly no one would come to your shows.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:00 pm
 
Clymidia Test
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:01 pm
 
Just call it the Loud Girls.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:01 pm
 
The Third Trimester Abortions
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:01 pm
 
Clitty Litter
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:01 pm
 
Rage Against the Tampon Machine
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:01 pm
 
The Diddlers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:01 pm
 
The Partial Birth Abortions
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:03 pm
 
vagina dentata banana experience
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:03 pm
 
The Tijuana Donkey Show
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:04 pm
 
Juggs
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:04 pm | Edited by: LisaLisa
 
The Partial Birth Abortions


you mean, The Ga-gortions
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:04 pm
 
Clitterectomy
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:04 pm
 
Miniskirt Mayhem
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:05 pm
 
The Blouse Clowns
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:05 pm
 
Hair Band
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:05 pm
 
The Party Pillows
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:05 pm
 
Man Hole
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:06 pm
 
Beg to Suffer You Filthy Little Worm
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:06 pm
 
Prissypuss
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:06 pm
 
Man Hole
Brilliant
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:06 pm
 
Gozanga Girls
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:07 pm
 
The Whores of Babalon
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:07 pm
 
The Third Leg Warmers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:07 pm
 
The Strumpets
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:07 pm
 
The Tarts
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:08 pm
 
The Painted Ladies
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:08 pm
 
The Fun Bag Three
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:08 pm
 
The Stuffers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:09 pm
 
Whore House
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:09 pm
 
The Poontang Clan
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:09 pm
 
The Dead Whores
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:10 pm
 
The Rotten Crotches
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:10 pm
 
Stink Finger
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:11 pm
 
Peterbilt
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:11 pm
 
Spent Jet Trash
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:11 pm
 
The Six Inch Clits
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:11 pm
 
A-E-I-O-Uterus
The Underwires
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:12 pm
 
The Butt Nutts
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:12 pm
 
Dentata Revenge Machine
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:13 pm
 
The Daddy Stiches
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:13 pm
 
Insane Clown Pussy
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:13 pm
 
The Gee Spots
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:13 pm
 
The Cotton Pony Express
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:14 pm
 
The Venus Vulva
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:14 pm
 
Three Hole Input
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:14 pm
 
The Silos
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:14 pm
 
Lorana Bobitt and the Bloody Stumps
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:15 pm
 
Kentucky Bukkake
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:15 pm
 
The Molested
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:16 pm
 
The Hairless Cuties
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:17 pm
 
Ho-Down
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:17 pm
 
Douche Merlot
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:17 pm
 
The Cunt Factory
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:18 pm
 
Bean Strummers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:18 pm
 
Stinky Pinky and The Filthy Fingers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:18 pm
 
thee Chykes
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:19 pm
 
Tuna Canyon
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:19 pm
 
Box Lunch
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:19 pm
 
Hair Taco
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:19 pm
 
Fast, Loose Women


*Guaranteed attendence, by the way...
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:19 pm
 
Ham Sandwich
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:20 pm | Edited by: Jake Jiggler
 
Hot Beef Injection
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:21 pm
 
Boner-roo
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:21 pm
 
The Loose Lips
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:21 pm
 
Fancy Ticklers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:22 pm
 
Betty Bendover and the Taints
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:22 pm
 
The French Maids
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:23 pm
 
The Cackling Wenches
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:24 pm
 
cockpit
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:25 pm
 
The Disembowled Hookers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:25 pm
 
The Vagineese Fire Drills
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:25 pm
 
The Coathanger Abortions
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:26 pm
 
Unicorns and Puppies
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:26 pm
 
Vaginal Discharge
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:26 pm
 
Repository

*Best be a metal band for that one
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:27 pm
 
The Miss Carriages
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:28 pm
 
Two Tons O' Twat
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:28 pm
 
I for one think The Loose Lips wins!!!
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:28 pm
 
Feminine Wipes
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:28 pm
 
The Graveyard Whores
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:29 pm
 
Home Economics
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:29 pm
 
Cosmetology Girls
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:29 pm
 
The Saddle Tramps
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:30 pm
 
Andrea Dworkins Gash
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:31 pm
 
My vote goes to Box Lunch.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:31 pm
 
the Womb Men
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:31 pm
 
The Pussy Whips
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:32 pm
 
Mo Tucker's Cunt
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:32 pm
 
Thundercunny.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:33 pm
 
Ooops I gotta go now! My mommy is calling me.... be back later.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:39 pm
 
SIZE QUEENS
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:41 pm
 
the strap-on moms
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:41 pm
 
Cracklin' Ferris
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:42 pm
 
OK, this one's for my all loud all man band

Beef Curtain Rods
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:43 pm
 
Puss in Boots
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:43 pm
 
Booty Call
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:44 pm
 
The Nut Crackers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:44 pm
 
The Ball Busters
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:45 pm
 
The Dick Shrivlers
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:45 pm
 
Grade A Pussy
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:46 pm
 
The B-Cup Booby Band
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:47 pm
 
The Castrations
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:47 pm
 
The Castrators
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:48 pm
 
The Emasculators
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:49 pm
 
The Daughters of Lilith
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:50 pm
 
The Jill-Offs
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:51 pm
 
The Raggedy Annes
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:51 pm
 
The Inflatable Love Dolls
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:52 pm
 
The Power Puff Girls
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:55 pm
 
I for one think The Loose Lips wins!!!

Unfortunately, that name was used by a former Shane White (Infections, Rip-Offs, Fingers) band a few years back. Their LP was on TKO, of all labels.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:56 pm
 
Slutty Dresses
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 9:58 pm
 
headache city or camaro rouge.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 10:09 pm
 
I for one think The Loose Lips wins!!!

Unfortunately, that name was used by a former Shane White (Infections, Rip-Offs, Fingers) band a few years back. Their LP was on TKO, of all labels.


How about "The Ship Sinkers"? Make 'em think for a second.
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 11:55 pm
 
Unfortunately, that name was used by a former Shane White (Infections, Rip-Offs, Fingers) band a few years back. Their LP was on TKO, of all labels.

i remember hearing that stuff a TKO comp...i don't rememebr liking it
Posted: Feb 27, 2006 11:58 pm
 
lickety slits
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 12:10 am
 
Unfortunately, that name was used by a former Shane White (Infections, Rip-Offs, Fingers) band a few years back. Their LP was on TKO, of all labels.

i remember hearing that stuff a TKO comp...i don't rememebr liking it


I like the album okay, but it's not even in the same time zone as the Rip-Offs or Infections.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 12:24 am
 
i remember hearing that stuff a TKO comp

i wish i could write complete thoughts in sentence form
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 1:40 am
 
headache city or camaro rouge.

I think Queer Rouge is a better pun.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 2:09 am
 
You know, you might forego any gender-specific puns so that people might actually come see you play instead of writing you off as a bunch of talentless riot girls banging away on their instruments.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 4:06 am | Edited by: chuckvicious
 
I was the only dude in a mostly all girl ska band called

"The Bloody Hymen of Scottland"
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 11:09 am
 
You know, you might forego any gender-specific puns so that people might actually come see you play instead of writing you off as a bunch of talentless riot girls banging away on their instruments.


He's absolutely right, however I really do like the Jill-Offs.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 1:04 pm
 
the clots
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 1:41 pm
 
the bazooka joe groupie project
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 3:21 pm
 
Sugar Tits
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 8:54 pm
 
Wow! What a difference 24 hours can make... Jake, you really outdid yourself...

How about this? Here are some ideas we have already come up with, see if any of them strike you:

the Longhairs
the Professionals
Countessa
the Bettie Crockers
the Dingalings

Ah, I like "Loose Lips" out of this string the best I think... A lot of menstrual references. My first band was called "The Lovin' Mouthful" which was in retrospect pretty sexist. Our little tape we released was called "Pretty Loose." Haha. Ironically the Mouthful was named by a gay man. Go figure.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 8:56 pm
 
Ham Sandwich
There is a band from the Canton (N. Ohio) area with this name already. They were hilarious. I don't know if they are still together or not. They had this song that went "All Hail, All Hail, All Hail .... THE SANDWICH!"- The CD had a rendering of a Ham Sandwich on the cover. Really fuckin' funny.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 9:10 pm
 
I forgot to mention the Frumps. Now you guys are done with this string. (By that I don't mean the tampon string.)

Unfortunately, that name was used by a former Shane White (Infections, Rip-Offs, Fingers) band a few years back. Their LP was on TKO, of all labels Does it count if they broke up? Dana says it doesn't count because Shane White was in it.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 9:23 pm
 
How about this? Here are some ideas we have already come up with, see if any of them strike you:

the Longhairs
the Professionals
Countessa
the Bettie Crockers
the Dingalings

the professionals has already been taken, by a post-sex pistols paul cook/steve jones band
http://punkandoi.free.fr/professionals.htm
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 9:25 pm
 
The Cunt Five... thank you and goodnight!
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 9:30 pm
 
the professionals has already been taken, by a post-sex pistols paul cook/steve jones band
Damnit. I really liked that one, too. Well, that's one less thing to think about... There are 4 members- FYI... So I think if there's a number in it, it should probably be a 4... or a 7, cuz that's my lucky number.

What about The Amateurs? (on the opposites tip)
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 9:33 pm | Edited by: LisaLisa
 
Then I guess you don't want to be in my next band...

The Forever 27...we play all covers of people who died at age 27.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 9:35 pm
 
Chlamydiacs
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 9:45 pm
 
The Forever 27...

I like the concept. It would be kind of a hike to get to practice, though... Haha.

No chlamydia references...thanks.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:23 pm
 
Unfortunately, that name was used by a former Shane White (Infections, Rip-Offs, Fingers) band a few years back. Their LP was on TKO, of all labels Does it count if they broke up? Dana says it doesn't count because Shane White was in it.

To avoid confusion, you could just add something to the name like-
The 4 Loose Lips
The Columbus Loose Lips
The Loose Lips (Of Ohio)- Just like how the sportspages do it with Miami U, so you'll know they're not talking about the school in Fla.
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:25 pm
 
Open Trench
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:25 pm
 
Trench Mouth
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:26 pm
 
The Dingle Berries
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:26 pm
 
The Hoods
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:26 pm
 
The Inner Lips
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:27 pm
 
The 4 Swingin' Labia
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:27 pm
 
The Cunning Linguists
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:28 pm
 
The Falatio Four
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:28 pm
 
The Bush Sisters
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:29 pm
 
The Bush Women
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:29 pm
 
Eve and the Forbidden Fruits
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:30 pm
 
The Living Dolls
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:30 pm
 
The Secretaries
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:30 pm
 
The Queen Heads
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:31 pm
 
The Little Indian Princesses
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:33 pm
 
Wendy and the Witches
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:33 pm
 
Wendy and the Wenches
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:34 pm
 
Wendy C and Ohio Ball Breakers
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:34 pm
 
The Wendy C Band
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:35 pm
 
The Wendy C All Girl Orchestra
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:35 pm
 
Wendy C and the Double D's
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:35 pm
 
Wendy C and the B-cups
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:37 pm
 
The Ladies of the Evening
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:38 pm
 
Mother Mary and the Sinners
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:39 pm
 
The Rejuvinated Vaginas
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:40 pm
 
Earth Mother
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:40 pm
 
The Muthas
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:41 pm
 
The Bloody Mommies
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:42 pm
 
Earth Goddess and the Hippie Chicks
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 10:43 pm
 
Earth Mother and her Hairy Hippie Freaks
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 11:24 pm
 
THE BORN AGAIN VIRGINS
Posted: Feb 28, 2006 11:53 pm
 
The Cunt Five... thank you and goodnight!


lisa....4 out of 4 stars!
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 12:21 am
 
cunt five and man hole are winners.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 5:58 pm
 
How about the MILFS? One of us is childless, but it is a band name.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:26 pm
 
The Nikki 6.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 6:42 pm
 
The Booby Traps
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 9:18 pm
 
cunt five

Five Dollars if you can name their first single...
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 9:20 pm
 
Oh, and Wendy, PLEASE do NOT call you band The MILF's
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 9:50 pm
 
The Seawards.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 10:00 pm
 
the mother fuckers.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 10:01 pm
 
shaved witch.
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 11:15 pm
 
pussywhips and pantyliners are both old pdx bands

i don't believe natural pocket ever got off the ground
Posted: Mar 1, 2006 11:28 pm
 
The Snatch Pursers
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:13 am
 
Vinager & Honey
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:14 am
 
Jane Frustration & the Dead Batteries
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 4:15 am
 
Steely Dana
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:54 am
 
non stop girls
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 12:19 pm
 
Whore&the bulemics
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 12:54 pm
 
The Father Fuckers
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 2:41 pm
 
Girlfriends if you are black.
Golden Girls if you are old.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 3:44 pm
 
If metal,

Priestess

Thongs of War

Menses 5
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