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Posted: Feb 24, 2006 12:58 am
 
I need to hear some...Large Marge *fart* is a dirty girl!!! UhHuhUHhuh!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:02 am
 
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:04 am
 
There once was a lady named Jill
Who ate dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina
in London and China
And part of her tits in Brazil
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:05 am
 
There was was a Lady from Reno
who was losing her shirt playing Keno
She laid on her back
and opened her crack
and now she owns the casino
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:08 am
 
The undertakers assistant, young Jack
says, "I fondle each dead woman's crack
though it's cold on my prick
I don't give a lick
Cause they never complain or fight back"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:12 am
 
There once was a caveman named Dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
"Though she's rotten as hell
and terrible to smell
Just think of the money I save!"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:33 am
 
What's grosser than gross?

When you take a bite from a hot dog and find a vein.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:34 am
 
What's grooser than gross?

When you're eating a bowl of corn flakes and your brother tells you he lost his scab collection.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:34 am
 
What's grosser than gross?

When you have a dream about chocolate pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your butt.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:39 am
 
"What's grosser than gross?

When you have a dream about chocolate pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your butt."




HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:40 am
 
Did you hear about the Leprosy football game?

There was a "hand-off" on the 30 yard line!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:41 am
 
What does an old lady's crotch smell like?

Depends...
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:42 am
 
How do you get a nun pregnant?


You fuck her!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:42 am
 
Did you hear about the Leprosy Hockey game?

They had to stop it becasue there was "face-off"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:42 am
 
What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:43 am
 
What's black and white and red all over?

A bloody nun
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:44 am
 
Why did God make women?

Sheep can't cook!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:52 am
 
Two pollacks are hunting. First one stops and says "Hey look, deer tracks!"
The other says, "No, those are bear tracks."
"Deer tracks!"
"Bear tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
"Bear tracks!"
And about that time, a train ran over them...
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:54 am
 
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?

Woman!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:59 am
 
What do you call a white man surrounded by 10 Indian Braves?

Bartender.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:03 am
 
Three athletes were standing in line waiting to enter the Olympic Village. The first guy is carrying a discus, and he walks up to the guard and says, "Soviet Discus Team." The guard says pass. The second guy is carring a vaulting pole, and he walks up to the guard and says, "East German Pole Vaulting Team." The guard says pass. The third guy is carrying a rolled up chain-link fence on his shoulder, he walks up to the guard and says, "Polish Fencing Team." "Pass..."
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:05 am
 
Tonto and the Lone Ranger find themselves surrounded by 10 angry Cheyenne Dog Soldiers.
"Tonto, what are we gonna do?" the Lone Ranger whispered.
Tonto just smiled and said, "What's this WE shit, Kemosabe?"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:08 am
 
How do you get a retard to commit suicide?

Put a knife in his hand and ask him "Who’s Special?"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:09 am
 
What do you call a queer in a wheelchair?

Roll-Aids!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:09 am
 
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:11 am
 
What's red and goes in circles 110 MPH?

A baby in a blender!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:13 am
 
You remember the black family on The Jetsons? No The future looks pretty good!

Why do all black people have nightmares?

We killed the only one with a dream

You know why so many black poeple move to Detroit?

They heard there weren't any jobs there!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:14 am
 
What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:14 am
 
what do you get when you cross a buttplug and a fresh sack of dogshit?

Dirk Diggler
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:15 am | Edited by: Haunted George
 
Did you hear Kurt Cobain had blue eyes?

Yeah, one blew this way and the other blew that way!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:19 am
 
What did the Maxi Pad say to the Fart?

"You're the wind beneath my wings."
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:21 am
 
They found out Vic Morrow had dandruff.... they found his Head & Shoulders in the bushes!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:21 am
 
What wood won't float?

Natalie Wood!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:22 am
 
Why did they put Pepsi on the Space Shuttle?

They couldn't get 7 up.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:23 am
 
What grosser than a pile of dead babies?

The one still alive on the bottom trying to eat it's way out!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:24 am
 
Did you hear about Sonny Bono's latest hit?

"The Big Pine Tree"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:24 am
 
What do you call a gay jew?

A he-blew!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:25 am
 
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

They fall threw the holes in his hands!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:27 am
 
What's the worst thing about a girl with two black eyes?

You done told that bitch once, already.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:27 am
 
What do you call a dead guy from Tokoyo?

A Jap in the Box!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:27 am
 
(Hold your arms out)

What do you call this?

A shitty way to spend Easter.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:29 am
 
If you threw a Nergo and Mexican off the Empire State Building, who would land first?

Who cares?
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:31 am
 
What do a priest and acne have in common?

Both come on teenage boys' faces.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:31 am
 
What do you call a mexican baptism?

a Bean Dip
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:31 am
 
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Polack?

Graffitii on a chain link fence!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:32 am
 
why do mexicans drive lowriders?

cuz its easier to pick lettuce
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:32 am
 
What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?

They both have little boy's pants half off!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:33 am
 
How come there were only ten thousand Mexicans at The Alamo?

They only had three Chevys!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:34 am
 
Why do dog's lick thier balls?

Bacause they can!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:35 am
 
Why is basketball a black man's favorite sport?

So he can steal, shoot, and run.
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:35 am
 
Why dont they have the olympics in Mexico?

Because anyone who can run jump or swim is already accross the border
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:36 am
 
What's the difference between women and refrigerators?

The refrigerator won't fart when you pull the meat out!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:37 am
 
What does a black guy say when he's sliding down a zebras back?

Now you see me now you don't, now you see me now you don't
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:38 am
 
A Russian, Frenchman, an American and a Mexican Get on a train...

The Russian pulls out a bottle of Vodka, takes a sip and tosses the rest of the bottle out of the train. everybody says, 'Why did you throw that bottle off the train?" The Russian says, "Im country we have so much Vodka we can throw it away and never think twice about it comrade!"

The Frenchman takes out a bottle of wine, poors himself a nice glass and drinks it, and throws the rest out of the train. Everybody says, "What are you doing Pierre?" You just wasted a bottle of wine!" The Frenchman says, "Oui! We have so much wine in France, what's a bottle to throw away?"

So the American takes the Mexican and throws him off the train...
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:39 am
 
What does NAACP stand for?

Now Apes Are Called People
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:44 am
 
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the steet.
The priest sees a little boy and says, "Hey, a little boy, let's fuck it!"
The rabbi says, "Out of what?"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:45 am
 
what do u call 2 indians sleeping in a ditch.............a slumber party!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:50 am
 
Book Jokes:

"Yellow River" by I.P. Freely
"Under the Grandstands" by Semore Butts
"Over the Cliff" by Eileen First
"Two Miles to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit, illustrations by Bettie Wont
"Overpopultion in China" by Me Fukem Yung
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 4:00 am
 
What's the worst thing about a girl with two black eyes?

You done told that bitch once, already.


the version I heard:


-What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

--Nothin, you already told that bitch twice!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 4:51 am
 
Haunted George, you do comedy down there in the desert? where and when, fruit season is coming and I'll be pickin' rather than beggin'
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:49 am
 
whats black and blue and hates sex?

a rape victim!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:50 am
 
how do you stop 4 black guys from raping a white girl?

throw them a basketball!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:52 am
 
what did the two tampons say to each other?

nothing, cuz theyre both stuck up cunts!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:52 am
 
what did the two condoms say to each other as they walked past the gay bar?

let's go get shitfaced!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:53 am
 
what did the prostitute say to the leper?

thanks for the tip!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:54 am
 
how do you know youre at a gay picnic?

the hot dogs taste like shit!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:55 am
 
what does a cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

he drowns!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 12:01 pm | Edited by: Jasper de Wilde
 
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:43 pm
 
not really dirty but.....

My neighbor found out that her dog could hardly hear, so she
took it to the veterinarian.

He found out that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both of its ears out and the dog could hear fine

The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store an! d gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says, "Oh. Well, if you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer."

The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week."
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:38 pm
 
A man goes to the doctor. The doctor tells the man, " I have some bad news: you've got AIDS and Alzheimers".
The man says, " Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:48 pm
 
A woman goes to the register of the grocery store with a pint of ice cream, a candy bar, and a gallon of milk. The guy in line behind her says " excuse me miss, but I was wondering if you might be single?"
"Why yes I am. How did you know that?" she replied.
"Because you're fuckin ugly bitch!"
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 2:56 pm
 
Whaddya call two lepers in a bathtub?
Soup!

How many black guys does it take to tar a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice 'em!

Whats the difference between a hooker and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion!
Posted: Feb 24, 2006 4:21 pm
 
What's better than having sex with a 12 year-old Taiwanese boy?




-Nothing.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 5:33 pm
 
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him "Sum Ting Wong".
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 6:00 pm
 
What do ya call two lesbians in a canoe?


Fur traders!
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 7:59 pm
 
This guy goes to a bar. He sees a monkey in a cage and asks the bartender "what's the monkey for?"
"Nothing. Don't ask." replied the bartender.
As the night goes on, the guy's curiosity gets the best of him, so he asks again.
"Don't ask!" the bartender replied.
But the guy keeps asking and finally the bartender says ok.
He opens the cage, hits the monkey on the head with a bat and it starts giving him head.
"Holy shit! That's great!" replied the guy.
"You wanna try it?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, but don't hit me so hard!"
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 8:37 pm
 
Why did my girlfriend cross the road?

I don't know but, who bought her the shoes and what the hell is she doing outta the kitchen.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 11:50 pm
 
What's the worst part about being a dick?


Your neighbors are two nuts and an asshole.

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?

None of your fucking business.

What do you call a hooker who has had both of her legs amputated?

A night crawler.
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 5:36 am
 
Anyone of you hear about the new cereal Queerios






Just add milk and they eat themselves.
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 6:53 pm
 
why did the chickhen cross the road ?? there were two niggers with a biscuit about to makea 2 piece out of him
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 6:54 pm
 
why do women fake cumming ?? they think we care
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 6:59 pm
 
what was pink floyd anddale earnheart last hit?? the wall
Posted: Mar 4, 2006 10:01 pm
 
How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?





One.
Posted: Mar 5, 2006 9:37 pm
 
Where do pimps take there ho's out to eat?
Chucky Sleezes.
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 5:37 pm
 
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a
blowjob.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.
Posted: Apr 2, 2006 3:50 am
 
what is better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?





not being retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Apr 2, 2006 9:26 pm
 
Did you hear about the 80 year old man who streaked at the Florists' Competition?

He took home first prize for his dried arrangement.

If gay men come out of the closet, what do gay midgets come out of?

The cupboard.

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!

W. managed to count to 21, even with all of his clothes on!
Posted: Apr 3, 2006 1:22 am
 
The child molester is leading the six year old girl deep into the woods.

"Mr.," says the six year old girl, "I'm scared."

"You're scared!" replies the child molester, "I've got to walk out of here alone."

Q:Why is it best to fuck an eight year old in the shower?
A:'Cause when you slick back her hair she looks six!


Q: What's the best thing about fucking twentyeight year olds?
A: There's twenty of them!
Posted: Apr 3, 2006 3:03 am
 
What's the best thing about an 8-year old boy?

Turn him around and you have an 8-year old girl.
Posted: Apr 3, 2006 3:10 am
 
...and now for a time warp...
1985

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

1979

Did you hear about the new epidemic that is sweeping Poland?

Toxic SOCK Syndrome.

What do you call an Iranian on a roof top?

Shi'ite on a Shingle.
Posted: Apr 20, 2006 3:51 pm
 
I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?" The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks. "Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
Posted: Apr 20, 2006 4:28 pm
 
Good one. That was fantastic actually. Really enjoyable. Have any more feel free to share. You know we love hearing them and know you probably love telling them. Don't be shy, especially with wife jokes.
Posted: Apr 20, 2006 4:42 pm
 
Take my wife...PLEASE!
Posted: Apr 20, 2006 7:00 pm
 
This woman is talking to a doctor about a problem that her husband has that she fears is serious.

After listening carefully to the woman, the doc says, "Wow, I don't know. It could be AIDS or it could be alzheimer's. The early symptoms are very similar."

The woman asks, "What should I do?"

The doc replies, "Drive him out the country & kick him out of the car. If he finds his way home, don't fuck him."
Posted: Apr 20, 2006 7:27 pm
 
how do ya shake a leppers hand?
first ya gotta pick it up off the floor...
Posted: Apr 20, 2006 7:29 pm
 
what are windshield wipers called on a Yugo?
the driver.
Posted: Apr 25, 2006 11:10 am
 
A doctor, a priest, & an engineer are out playing golf one day. They become increasingly frustrated as the group ahead of them is playing particularly slow. The priest sees the greenskeeper who is a friend & says to him "Hey, the group ahead of us is playing really slow. Is there something that can be done about it?"

The greenskeeper shakes his head. "I'm sorry," he says, "but they are special guests of the club. They are firefighters. Last year, we had a terrible fire in the club house. A few of them lost their sight, so we let them play for free whenever they like."

The priest is moved. "They are very couragous men. I will have the congregation say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor is also moved. "You know what?" he says. "I know the best eye doctor in the state. I am going to call him to see if he can help these guys."

The engineer says, "Can't these guys play at night?"
Posted: Jun 20, 2006 8:57 pm
 
What's better than getting fucked in the ass by Jesus?
.
.
.
.
.
Getting the reach around with the stigmata hand.
Posted: Jun 21, 2006 7:49 pm
 
A black man is tending bar when a Chinese man walks in and sits down.

The Chinese man says, "Give me a jigger, nigger."

The black bartender thinks, "Did that guy just say what I thought he said? Surely not!" and pours the drink.

The Chinese guy pounds it and says, "Give me a jigger, nigger."

The black bartender thinks, "I can't believe this! Well, maybe if I serve him, he'll drink up and get out," and pours.

The Chinese guy pounds it and says, "Give me a jigger, nigger."

The black bartender speaks up: "Hey, listen, you can't talk to people like that! How would you like it if I talked to YOU like that?"

"I don't know."

"Well, let's find out."

So, the Chinese guy climbs behind the bar, and the black guy walks out and walks back in, sits down at the bar.

"Give me a drink, chink."

"Sorry, we don't serve niggers."
Posted: Jun 21, 2006 7:50 pm
 
What do homosexuals call their testicles?

"Mudflaps."
Posted: Jun 21, 2006 7:55 pm
 
A homosexual decides he's going to "come out" to his mother but doesn't know how to go about it; after thinking it over, he decides he's just going to go right over to the beauty parlour where she works and tell her.

He walks in and tells her, "Mother, I've got something important to tell you."

His mother says, "Oh, come over here and sit down and tell me while I do your nails."

They go over and sits down and the son says, "Mother..................................................... I'm gay."

"I know."

"YOU DO??!?! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT??!"

"Because you have shit underneath your fingernails."
Posted: Jun 21, 2006 7:58 pm
 
What's the hardest thing about eating bald pussy?

Getting the diaper back on.



What's the hardest thing about fucking a three-year-old?

Getting the blood off your clown suit.
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 12:01 am
 
what do KFC and your girlfreind have in common? when you get done eating you put your bone in a greasy box
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 12:03 am
 
Whats the diffrence between a black guy and snow tires? snow tires still work when you take the chains off
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 12:05 am
 
Why were there no black people on the flinstones?


Because they were still monkeys.
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 12:24 am
 
What did Christopher Reeve aspire to be?


Christopher Walken
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 1:17 am
 
What do light beer and having sex in a canoe have in common

They're both fuckin' near water

Karl Rove is opening a fried chicken restaurant. I guess they only serve right wings and assholes...
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 1:38 am
 
What did the Arab say when grape jelly came out of his asshole?

What do you call a retard with dog shit on his head?

Why did the Eskimo put a tampon up his butt?

What do you call a whore with a broken jaw?
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 1:57 am
 
How did the Polish hockey team drown? Spring training.
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 2:01 am
 
A black guy shows up for his vasectomy dressed in a three-piece suit. The doctor says "why are you so dressed up?" The black guy responds "if I'm gonna be im-potent, I wanna look im-potent."
Posted: Jun 22, 2006 7:53 am
 
Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because 8" isn't enough...

What's the difference between an attourney and a bucket of shit?

The bucket...
Posted: Jun 28, 2006 6:40 pm
 
Just read this....

What was George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade?
He didn't care how people got out of New Orleans.
Posted: Jun 29, 2006 2:49 pm
 
how long does it take for a baby to explode in the microwave?

....i don't know, i was too busy jerkin' off.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 6:39 pm
 
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black.
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 7:23 pm
 
What do you call a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles?

Endless Love
Posted: Sep 5, 2006 11:03 pm
 
Endless Love


this one should go in the neil hamburger thread...
Posted: Oct 19, 2006 12:19 am
 
What's the difference between Batman going into a liquor store and a black guy going into a liquor store?

Batman can go into a liquor store without Robin.
Posted: Oct 19, 2006 12:21 am
 
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Ken comes in a different box...
Posted: Oct 19, 2006 12:32 am
 
What's Mark Foley's favourite part about reading?

Getting to the bottom of the pages...
Posted: Oct 19, 2006 12:42 am
 
What do you call two gay Irish men?

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

What do you get when you cross an Irishman and a Jew?

Somebody who buys their liquor wholesale...
Posted: Oct 20, 2006 12:15 am
 
Two faggots are fuckin\' and a bolt of lightning strikes them both dead. Which one goes to hell first?

The one on the bottom because he\'s already got his shit packed.

(I live and work in a small town and all the jokes I hear anymore are of two types: racist and gay hatin\' ...)
Posted: Oct 20, 2006 5:26 pm
 
So a Zebra dies.
He gets to the pearly gates and St. Peter says,
"You've been a good zebra. Go on into Heaven.
Have you got any questions?"
"Yes," replied the zebra.
"I've always wanted to know; am I a black zebra or a white one?"
"That's a question you'll have to ask God," said St. Peter.
"Go on in."
The zebra enters heaven and after a few days he gets to meet God.
"Well," asks God, "how do you like it?"
"Fine," replies the Zebra, "but I have one question."
"Speak," says God.
"Am I a black zebra or a white zebra?"
God rubs his chin a moment then says, "you are what you are," and vanishes.
A few days later the zebra chances upon St. Peter.
"Did God answer your question?, he asks.
"Not really," replied the zebra. "He said, "you are what you are."
"Oh," said St. Peter.
"Then you're obviously a white zebra."
"Why is that?," asked the zebra.
"Because if you were a black zebra, God would have said,
"You is what you is."
Posted: Oct 20, 2006 6:24 pm
 
how do you make a hormone?

tip her.

what's brown and found in a baby's diaper?

michael jackson's hand.
Posted: Oct 20, 2006 8:36 pm
 
Not a joke, but a note I found stuck on a pay-phone the other day.

"If you like equality so much, go find a black, kinky-haired Zulu nigger animal and bring it home to mommy, sister or daughter!"
Posted: Oct 20, 2006 10:00 pm
 
Oops! Misquote, everybody.
"If you like racial equality - then why not take a nice afro kink head-black zulu bastard animal home for mommy, sister or daughter???"
My girlfriend just found the actual note.
Posted: Oct 21, 2006 6:43 am
 
As Oyster Nan stood by her Tub,
To shew her vicious Inclination;
She gave her noblest Parts a Scrub,
And sigh'd for want of Copulation...'
Posted: Oct 21, 2006 6:46 am
 
Madonna?
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:55 pm
 
What's a dumb american drunkard with bad taste and obsessed with homosexuality?

A Goner!

HAHA!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:48 pm
 
How do you make a retarded kid commit suicide?

Put a knife in his hand and ask him who's special.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:49 pm
 
re-run.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:05 pm
 
sorry, that's my favorite joke and I smoked my lunch.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:07 pm
 
take two and pass...
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:08 pm
 
WHat happened to Haunted George?
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 12:06 am
 
While heavily intoxicated, turn to a stranger and say:

" Man! I'm more fucked up than a niggers checkbook"
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 2:44 am
 
Why can't gypsies get pregant?

Their husbands have crystal balls.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Their husbands have hollow weenies...
Posted: May 4, 2008 10:58 pm
 
Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?

A. A pounding sensation in the ass.

Doh!
Posted: Mar 13, 2019 2:30 pm
 
bazooka joe
No one likes a bougart
Posted: Mar 28, 2019 6:25 am
 
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Posted: Jul 9, 2019 2:47 pm
 
hello
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