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Posted: Feb 20, 2006 7:42 pm
 
That you can't fucking stand ...

Here's some of mine:

- calling everybody "bitch"
- "Are you guys jamming any time soon?"
- "Jamming out"
- "Tats"
- "Back in the day"
- "Bling" (I think only soccer moms say this now)
- Anything Carlos Mencia has ever said, ever - but especially his "'tard sound"
- "Mosh"
- "Rockstar"
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:22 am
 
-"Bee-otch"
-"My Bad"
-"Late!"
-"X-treme"
-"chill" or "chill out"
Mostly any "urban street lingo" period, but especially when it gets picked up by Hollywood and you end up hearing it on any screen; TV, movies...
oh yeah, one more;
"Let me check out you Ink"
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:26 am
 
Both "Tat" and "Let me check out your ink" annoy the shit out of me. Equally annoying is "Where'd you get your work done?"
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:53 am
 
I saw someone on another site call the Oblivians the 'Blivs. that was pretty fucking gross. working in a record store, I also got to hear customers ask for the new "peppers" release or albums by their fave new group "rftc." whatta bunch of 'tards.













the 'tards thing is a joke. chill, ya'll!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:02 am | Edited by: richie
 
Anytime anyone says they did something for "shits and giggles".
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:20 am
 
gig, and "caj" as in short for casual
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:21 am
 
i'm sick of the words
awesome and amazing
and any derivitave of either one
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:28 am
 
Anytime anyone says they did something for "shits and giggles".

But what if they actually did "shit and giggle"?

Equally annoying is "Where'd you get your work done?"

Totally. As if they expect you to stop everything and list every tattoo shop you've ever patronized. Or do they assume people get all their "work" @ the same shop? I've never figured this one out.

"the 'Blivs"? Haw!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:47 am
 
For the record, I love "shits and giggles". It beats the fuck out of "shits and grins".

I hate "sweet". I started saying it to be ironic a few years back, but now if it comes out by gutteral reaction, I feel as if I have wet my bed.
"Cooln Beans" was never "cool".


"caj"? That warrants a punch in the mouth.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 7:32 am
 
I'm glad other people have noticed the whole "get your work done" thing- like, bro, are you talking about a car? Or are you just trying to subtly clue me in to the fact that you, consummate keen-eyed hipster that you are, also have a few "tats" up your sleeve?
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 8:13 am
 
"thats awesome.." -Houts. CSL. its a Portage thang....

Nobody's Favorite split 7" with Sonny Vincent... look it up!!

( Houts is the bass playa')
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 9:19 am
 
"eat a waffle"

how stupid!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 11:30 am
 
Stories that go like : "I was like (blablabla)" and "she was like (blablabla)" so "I was like" etc. etc. etc.

In dutch : "Ik heb zoiets van (...)"
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 2:43 pm
 
when people add an "r" to wash, or like washington. it makes me want to stab things. other day on conservative talk radio "well, way i sees it, they all been brainwarshed by the liberal media. you're a great american"
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 3:13 pm
 
when people add an "r" to wash, or like washington. it makes me want to stab things. other day on conservative talk radio "well, way i sees it, they all been brainwarshed by the liberal media. you're a great american"

Totally! That one queer yankee dude who ran for president last time.... He would say, "Ideer" instead of "Idea"! What a faggot!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 3:18 pm
 
Both "Tat" and "Let me check out your ink" annoy the shit out of me. Equally annoying is "Where'd you get your work done?"

i tell people i got "my work done" in prison.
that usually ends the conversation
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 3:27 pm
 
"Dude, bro.. I got my work done at this totally rad and hip joint in LA man... the guy has been stickin' needles since he was in diapers and he totally rips man... he's done like a bunch of celebrities and cuts me a great deal cause I'm cool with him, ya know."
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:02 pm
 
hella cool
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:04 pm
 
"hella cool" is HELLA cool.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:12 pm
 
yeah if you're del tha funky homsapien and it's 1996.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:17 pm
 
DEL RULES!

Boo boo head boo boo head boo boo head boo boo head,
I want you dead I want you dead and bleeding!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:01 pm
 
2 more that REALLY piss me off:

"Sir, you're gonna have to pay for that"

-and-

"Stop touching my boobs mister!"
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:25 pm
 
"Been there, done that." Or, as Tommy Lee so eloquently put it when Motley Crue came to town, "Been there, wrecked that shit!" What a dipshit.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:31 pm
 
Any academic/new-age jargon like: IMPOWERMENT, DIVERSITY, the phrase CELEBRATE DIVERSITY, GODDESS, INNER CHILD, FEEL YOUR PAIN, THE BOTTOM LINE IS..., DON'T GO THERE, WE'RE GONNA GO TO A PLACE THAT MIGHT BE PAINFUL, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LET GO OF THOSE FEELINGS, I'M ALL OUT OF ASS LUBE....
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:35 pm
 
I'M LOVIN' IT, LAYS... GET YOUR SMILE ON, DIVERSIFIED PORTFOLIO, PORTFOLIO DIVERSIFICATION, THE MARKET IS IN A BUBBLE, ARE YOU SURE IT'S IN?... I CAN'T FEEL IT AT ALL!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:40 pm
 
WHAT STINKS?, SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE ASS!, DO FARTS HAVE LUMPS?, ASS GRAVY, TOILET CHILI, CHUBBIN' UP, WITH BEANO, I MUCH QUIETER NOW, MINIMALLY INVASIVE, YOU MAY EXPERIENCE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION, YOU MAY EXPERIENCE BLOATING AND/OR GAS....
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:42 pm | Edited by: Bob Seger
 
has anyone said:
OOh Snap!
I'm Rick James Bitch!
Give me your TOTS! Gawd!
What up SUUUuuN? (in jive)
"bout ta handle my biznass"



THE ONE THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY:
"Fuck dat! I'ma Grown Ass Man!" (this makes my blood boil)
(i have heard countless stupid ghetto fucks talk that shit)
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:48 pm
 
KISS IT, I JUST SHAVED MY BALLS, TOTAL HOTTIE, LOL, WTF?, HOMIE, HOLMES, ESSAY, ODILAY HOLMES, SOME NEW BEANERS JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR, SHALOM, WWJD, THE ARAB STREET, DOES MY BREATH STINK?, DO I NEED TO SHOWER?, MY PACKAGE, DO YOU WANNA DRINK BEER AND WATCH SOME PORNO WITH ME AND THE GUYS?, HOW COME YOU NEVER GO DOWN ON ME ANYMORE?, FREEDOM FIGHTER, I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA HAVE SEX TONIGHT....
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:56 pm
 
IS IT VEGAN FRIENDLY?
SOY GIVES ME GAS
SPORTIN' SOME MAJOR WOOD
ASS BANDIT
JIHAD
SHNIZZLE
SHNIZZ-IT
YO!
YO! MTV RAPS
YOUR MOM
YO MAMA
LET'S GET IT ON
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT!
MAJOR
MAJORLY
SIX PACK ABS
MILF
SHE-MALE
TRANSGENDERED
HE-SHE
NIGGA
WHAT UP?
PEACE OUT
I'M AUDDI 5000
DANK NUGS
SKUNK BUD
JUGGALO
STINK FINGER
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:01 pm
 
I heard that.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:13 pm
 
YOU GO GIRL
TALK TO THE HAND
SISTA
BLACK HISTORY MONTH
WIGGER
BLACK AND BLOODY BOWEL MOVEMENT
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:22 pm
 
23 SKIDOO!
OH YOU KID!
HUBBA HUBBA!
VA VA VA VOOM WHAT A DISH!
THE OL' COLLEGE TRY
HOTSIE-TOTSIE
HUMDINGER
MONKEY ON MY BACK
POWDER-PUFF
SNOLLYGOSTER
CHOW HOUND
BOOBY HATCH
BONE HEAD
SOUR PUSS
CHIT CHAT
GINGER-PEACHY
MICKEY FINN
PUSH THE PANIC BUTTON
MY TWO CENTS
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:26 pm
 
apples and oranges.

Seriously, shut the fuck up on that one.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:29 pm | Edited by: bushmeister
 
How 'bout:

When these morons replace love or like with heart?

Like: I heart the Fallout Boys. I heart my new bluejeans. I heart you! I heart eating my own feces. I heart my own boy juice.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:34 pm
 
It's ya birfday
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:37 pm
 
YOUR TOILET'S NOT WORKING RIGHT
YOU NEED TO CHECK OUT YOUR BATHROOM DUDE
OH, YOU FUCKED HER TOO
OH DUDE, I DON'T THINK YOU WOULD'VE GOT TOGETHER WITH HER IF YOU KNEW ABOUT.....
DUDE, YOU WERE SOOOO DRUNK THE OTHER NIGHT
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
THAT GIRL SAYS YOU TOUCHED HER "PEE PEE"... DID YOU?
SHE WAS ALL OVER YOU BUT YOU WERE TOTALLY PASSED OUT
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
YOU PASSED OUT SO THEN I ENDED UP GETTING TOGETHER WITH HER
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:43 pm
 
SHO NUFF
NUFF SAID
WHOSE YOUR DADDY?
hookorcrook
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:44 pm
 
the pejorative "ghetto"
"podcast"
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:49 pm
 
NU-METAL
EMO
GOTH
SCREAMO
POST PUNK
HARDCORE
OI
BOY BAND
POST INDSUTRIAL
RAVE
HOUSE
DEEP GROOVE
JUNGLE
HIP HOP
ELECTRONICA
BLACK METAL
DEATH METAL
GRIND CORE
PROTO PUNK
POP PUNK
RIOT GRRRRLL
WORLD BEAT
WORLD MUSIC
WHITE RAP
FREE STYLE
MODERN COUNTRY
HOMOCORE
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:53 pm
 
GOTHABILLY
PSYCHOBILLY
CYBERPUNK
GOTHROCK
AMBIENT
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:53 pm
 
GOTHABILLY
PSYCHOBILLY


Especially.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:56 pm
 
TWEEKMOUTH
TWEEKER
TWEEK
TWEEKSORE
TWEEKERCHICK
TWEEKERDUDE
SOME FUCKIN' GOOD TWEEK
I WAS TWEEKIN' HARD
WANNA TWEEK?
WANNA DO SOME TWEEK?
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:58 pm
 
NEWBIE
BOY TOY
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
METROSEXUAL
ANAL LUBE
HEMEROID
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 7:18 pm
 
Paradigm
Pro-active
Get on the same page
Get all our ducks in a row

If I go a day at work without hearing some corporate tool say one of these words/phrases, it's a miracle.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 7:40 pm
 
This girl I work with likes to make a big deal outta the nights she spends drinking with friends and going to shows. Last night she saw Nickelback, Trapped and whoever else -- I can't remember.

She likes to come in and talk about her night all day long constantly saying, "I partied like a rockstar".

What a irritating hoedog.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 7:47 pm
 
Dude, it's TRAPT, not Trapped!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 8:06 pm
 
Oh, I get it. RAP is TRAPT between two T's?
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 8:21 pm
 
DEL RULES!

indeed Bazooka...Del Taco Rules!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 8:21 pm
 
Del Tha Funky Tacosapien.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 8:43 pm
 
hahahahaha!
good one

rappin' about Taco Trucks and Movin' Butts
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 9:15 pm
 
Last night she saw Nickelback, Trapped and

Please say it was...SEVENDUST!
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 8:22 pm
 
Del Taco is fucking delicious.

Stu is my new hero.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 8:27 pm
 
"True dat"
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 8:37 pm | Edited by: elle
 
when people add an "r" to wash, or like washington. it makes me want to stab things.

i grew up near a town in southern indiana called washington and it irked me to NO end to hear people add the "r" to its name. made me cringe. worse was that my stepdad constantly does that. grrrrrrrrr.

i also am not a big fan of corporate lingo. it kind of makes me stabby.

"personal accountability"
"proactive stance"
"schedule adherence"
"working model"
"not following standard protocol"<===this makes me want to bang my head into a brick wall repeatedly.

oh i am sure there are more that i hate. that's just all i can think of at the moment.

among the other phrases and words i hate:
"this is your worst nightmare"
"i'm rick james, bitch" <==this is so so so so so done. give it up.
"do you like scary movies?"
"blingbling"
"it brings the mosh"
"screamo"
"iced out"
"it's all good" (unless before auto sales, it's done)
"it's all gravy, man" (unless it's a substance on biscuits, shut up)
"insurgents" (usually said by george bush. i hate that fuck.)
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 8:50 pm
 
"i'm rick james, bitch" <==this is so so so so so done. give it up.

I'm gonna say that this one is soooo passe and "over", that it's cool to use it again. Starting today, I'm gonna to incorporate that phrase into my lexicon of dead catchphrases along with "Sit on It", "Dyn-o-mite", "Excuuuuse Me", "Take off, hoser", "Stifle yourself, Dingbat", and "Stow it, Vera".
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 8:51 pm
 
Del Taco is fucking delicious.

i'll second that. the macho combo burrito is great. so are the fries.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 8:57 pm
 
Every time I went to Del Taco I ordered a cheeseburger.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:00 pm
 
Every time I went to Del Taco I ordered a cheeseburger.

Double Del Cheeseburger Burger..yum
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:03 pm
 
Del Taco is fucking delicious.

i'll second that.



I third that. It's almost as good as Taco John's, which gets the nod due to their potato OlÚs. They have Del Tacos in Sacramento, but not in the Bay Area. What kind of retarded store distribution is that?
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:08 pm
 
Remeber when Del Taco joined forces with Naugles?
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:14 pm
 
Naugles?

Naugles was THEE shit. hands down.

so was Pup N' Taco
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:17 pm
 
And fuck the new cheese at Taco Bell, those crummy bastards.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:27 pm
 
the Alberto's Rolled Tacos w/ guacamole is incredible.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:30 pm
 
the Alberto's Rolled Tacos w/ guacamole is incredible.

I have a feeling they get 'em from the same poeple that Roberto's in Vegas/ San Diego gets theirs from.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:43 pm
 
Roberto's on the strip? the upstairs place in the red strip mall?
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:45 pm
 
There's more than THIRTY of 'em in Vegas alone.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:53 pm
 
What up dawg?!
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 9:54 pm
 
what's the Taco Truck situation in Vegas? are they all at war?
hookorcrook
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:00 pm
 
Naugles?

Naugles was THEE shit. hands down.

so was Pup N' Taco


YES.

Alberto's, Roberto's and all the rest (honorable mentions to the Albertito's and Robertito's of the world) are essentially the same...ly delicious! The Roberto's and Albertos bumper stickers are even identical. Around San Diego I'm big on Armando's and Juanita's.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:08 pm
 
and Philliburto's (spelling?)

is good around the San Diego area
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:13 pm
 
I tried to get my sister to overnight me a Roberto's carne asada burrito. It would still be safe to eat, ya think?
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:13 pm | Edited by: Hugh Jass
 
Alberto's, Roberto's and all the rest (honorable mentions to the Albertito's and Robertito's of the world) are essentially the same...ly delicious!

Chris, SD burritos are amazing. They don't add "filler rice" like they do up here. And the refried beans taste like there's a lb. of lard in every scoop. Man, they're good. We regularly stop at the ___erto's right by the border in San Ysidro to eat a burrito before we drive IN to Mexico.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:14 pm
 
The chicken quesadillas from Del Taco are orgasmic.

i don't know what the fuck they do to them - but they're incredible.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:17 pm
 
. They don't add "filler rice"

That shit pisses me the fuck off. Rice goes on THE SIDE, Pedro!
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:18 pm
 
ok...im fuckin hungry now, after all this talk
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:18 pm
 
Oh yeah, the Roberto's cheese enchilada/ chile relleno combo is unbeatable. IF you get a taco on the side.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:33 pm
 
She likes to come in and talk about her night all day long constantly saying, "I partied like a rockstar".


ah that is the WORST!!
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:36 pm
 
Not worse than, "Rock out with your cock out."

G.A.Y.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:52 pm
 
Yeah - that's what I meant by Rockstar....

"Partied like a..."
"Rockstar parking"

ghey indeed.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 10:53 pm
 
I want a fucking TACO now.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 8:57 pm
 
The wife's been wanting "peruse" stations on the car radio lately. That drives me fucking crazy.
I'm not very fond of "genre" either. Fucking french. Not a big fan of the french language, except for "coup d'etat" maybe.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 9:43 pm
 
Not a big fan of the french language, except for "coup d'etat" maybe.

Unfortunately there seem to be quite a few french words in your beautiful language.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 9:45 pm
 
We only use "Freedom Words" 'round here, mister...
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 9:55 pm
 
I'm gonna say that this one is soooo passe and "over", that it's cool to use it again.

"WAAAZUUUPPPPPP?!" or how about, "WHO LET THE DAWGZ OUT? WHO WHO WHO WHO!" Maybe those wounds are still too fresh.

I really hate those new words that have been formed out of grammatical error, such as "irregardless" and "orientated". I also hate the modern Canadian trend of dropping the "u" or switching "s" for "z" (that's ZED, thank you) in words such as favourite, honour, colour, realise, etcetera. People are getting lazy and abandoning proper English English for American English. You'll take my u's and s's when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers! I'm shaking my fist right now, but you can't see it because this is a message board.

As for "awesome" and "amazing," I have to say those! How else do you describe things that are awesome and/or amazing? Awe-inspiring? Wondrous? Magnificent? Suggestions, please.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 9:59 pm
 
How else do you describe things that are awesome and/or amazing? Awe-inspiring? Wondrous? Magnificent? Suggestions, please.
Sweet. Totally Sweet.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:21 pm
 
"Fiddy" instead of "Fifty" especially whites.
"mission critical"
"solutions for....."" ........ solutions"
"Stay up."
"Do what?" for "What?"
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:29 pm
 
Anytime wanna-be weirdoes/art-fags talk about themselves in third person to give off some stereotypical image. Usually girls do this. Example.

"I was that girl who listened to Bikini Kill and Le Tigre and didn't talk to anybody!"

"Gimmie a break, I was the girl in the back of the class wearing all black and listening to The Cure. There's no way I ever did any of that!"

"I was always the quiet, misunderstood girl who read Sylvia Plath and liked "weird" music, lol."

I've actually heard all this shit.
Posted: Mar 29, 2006 10:36 pm
 
More stupid shit younger girls say:

"Mostly emo and indie rock."

"I dunno, I made out with my friend once and I kinda liked it"

"I dunno. I've thought about girls before...(giggle)."

"I would TOTALLY hook up with Angelina Jolie!"

"I'm fat!" (as said by any 100lb girl I know)
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 12:48 pm
 
Don't go there.
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 12:51 pm
 
D R U G. H E R and F U C K. H E R
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 12:52 pm
 
party til the break of dawn. fools.
Posted: Mar 30, 2006 4:39 pm
 
"That's how I roll!"
-worst ever.

"My Bad"
I dunno I always liked that one. It's gotten me out of more than a few "sticky situations".


I hate "sweet".
Me too, but I LOVE "Swiggity Sweet!"
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