Posted: Aug 11, 2006 1:52 pm
I used to have a VHS copy of "Kiss Animalize: Live and Uncensored." It's taped in (of course) Detroit.
At one point between the songs, Paul says to the audience, "We got into the hotel room tonight! You know what hotel we're staying at, doncha?!?"
[cue audience begging for the answer]
Paul: "It's the only hotel that'll let us stay!...Anyway, we were in the hotel, waiting in the lobby, and this woman comes walkin' over to me, and she had THE BIGGEST TITS I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE!"
[cue raucous audience cheering]
Paul: "So this woman walks up to me and says, 'I'm lookin' for Gene!'"
[cue audience cheering for Gene]
Paul: "She says, 'I'm looking for Gene! I want him to meet his LITTLE CHILD!!!'"
[cue Paul walking around the stage as if cradling a little baby, cut to Gene putting his hands out as if to say 'Get away from me, Mom with a baby!'}
Paul: Well, let me just tell you something between you and me Detroit: That baby.......HAD THE LONGEST FUCKIN' TONGUE....I EVER SAW IN MY LIFE!!!"
[Audience goes crazy, Gene does an "Ayy...." kinda gesture with his hands, as if to say..."Yeah, I get my groupies pregnant and don't pay child support!"]
Anyway: "Ladies in Waiting" and "She's So European"