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Posted: Feb 3, 2006 6:14 am
haven't and don't want to.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 6:31 am
kinda like to SS troopers thinking their cocks are too good for anything but other buff ubbermensch
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 8:32 am
go see:

dear wendy

at least you'll have something to talk about.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 9:07 am
gay cowboys and leather daddies mixin' it up. full of hot steamy shower and barn scenes. i'd go see that. tie me up, baby.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 9:29 am
If you want a real thought provoking experience, just wait till you see my new movie Spinning Into Butter. I play a College Dean that has to draw the line when a hate crime occurs which then leaves the viewer totally emerssed in a dialogue about race and prejudice. All the while I'm trying to maintain collegian policies & not step on anyone's toes. It's riviting! Should be out be spring!

Buy my perfume!
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 10:25 am
If you want a real thought provoking experience, just wait till you see my new movie Spinning Into Butter.

Ain't existin', yo' 40 ne way. Now spread yo' legs & take my dick in u ya dumb broad. I think you'll remember this... http://lebris.cedric.free.fr/hidden/wallpapers/Sarah%20Jessica%20Parke r%2001.jpg That's what I want. Just like that.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 10:31 am
Second "Manderlay"
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 10:32 am
SJP, you need to get some tits ASAP.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 7:20 pm
i'm waiting for the gay porn verison Bareback Mountain.

other good ones are:
Drill Bill
Dawsons Crack
Ordinary Peepholes
Edward Penishands
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 7:34 pm
Bareback Mount 'Em
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 7:38 pm
Bareback Mount 'Em

That sounds more like a movie about gay injuns than gay cowboys.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 7:45 pm
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 10:04 pm
Cache is getting our money this weekend.

I will possibly watch Brokeback Mountain on DVD within the next 5 years. My Netflix queue is long.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 11:02 pm
You know I liked Brokeback Mountain - the first 3rd of the film was really good, the development of their friendship and relationship was moving and believable. Then it got kinda lame in the middle (Jake Gil...whatever...over-acted and started to get annoying), the ending was strong too.

Cache is better for sure...but wanna know what the best film I've seen in a while - MUNICH. Excellent film, Eric Bana definitely acted circles around Philip Seymour Hoffman and Heath Ledger...it was such a good film, rivetting story, cool 70s harkening back to the espionage film and great acting/cast - All by non-American, non A-list actors. Best American film I've seen in a LONG time...(although I haven't seen New World yet, so I may be speaking too soon...)

The critics got kinda side-tracked with the politics and "controversy" of the film, which detracted from how good a movie it was...
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 11:06 pm
Gay cowboys are cool, like the Fonz.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 11:11 pm
I second Cache- supposed to be GREAT!

I do not, however, second Munich. Boring, boring, boring. Spielberg's a hack, and ruined what coulda been a truly compelling story. The acting WAS great, though, esp Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, and Geoffery Rush.
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 11:22 pm
For all my antispielbergianism, I liked Munich. Except for the lame back in NYC with my wife making love scene juxtaposed with the murder of the atheletes on the tarmac bullshit. Man, the ending SUCKED! Good acting. Great explosions! My girlfriend wants to see Bareback Mountain. Jake Glockenspiel's the bottom, right?
Posted: Feb 3, 2006 11:25 pm
hey Fonz......go nudge the jukebox and make yourself disappear
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 3:30 am
Jake Glockenspiel's the bottom, right?

haha, I almost fell out of my chair at work reading that ... Yes, he's the bottom, and hung-top Heath Ledger apparently is seen spitting into his hand before sticking it in ...

I had to work the night my gf went to see Bareback Mounting, so I lucked out.
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 4:00 am | Edited by: fierydrunk
I was not a Munich fan. However, I was a fan of the new James Bond (Daniel Craig?) in that film. He was a believable bad ass.

I don't know, I was depressed and maybe it was a bad day to see it, but I was not impressed. It felt like another sociopolitical mallet over the head film.
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 3:36 pm
I am not a Spielberg fan...but I still think Munich was great...yes, that scene in NYC was pretty cheesy, but it was a really good film. It was a thriller, espionage film, with believable action and it seemed to capture the 70s in Europe where there were factions w/in factions, assassinations, revolutionaries roaming Europe...etc...Bana was fantastic in the lead and Daniel Craig was great...
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 3:58 pm
I definitely wanted more from it. I only felt tense from it a couple of brief times. I know One Day in September was a documentary, but that movie was terrifying. I wish he had lent a bit more terror to the terrorism.
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 4:28 pm
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 5:33 pm
I wanna see it just to see what has been described as the most unrealistic first time gay sex scene ever. Spitting into your hand and shoving it in ain't gonna work. And for the touching love story of course.
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 5:34 pm
hell no. what you think? i ain't gay. just fat.
Posted: Feb 4, 2006 11:23 pm
I saw the gay cowboys. Nowhere near enough buttsex for me. Actually, it was a normal movie, only about gay characters. I think it's way over-rated. Moreover, the hype about Heath Ledger is horseshit. It was a one-note performance. Doesn't have shit on Capote or Cash.

I loved Munich. It was my favorite movie of the year. Pretty fucking violent and cold for Spielberg. It also made me excited about Bond.
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 7:05 am
i don't much care for love stories in general, so brokeback mountain is not particularly on my radar of things i must see

i probably WON'T ever see it, so if anyone wants to spoil the ending, i'm all ears
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 7:10 am
The ending gets stuffed.
I think the point in the tale is too rigid.
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 7:21 am
point in the tale
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 7:25 am
Some may disagree, however, and find the characters too open-ended. The end, itself, could be considered loose.
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 8:01 am
dude, i'm not gonna see it.... you can email me and give me pertinent plot points AND the ending. even though i don't care. now i'm simply curious
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 8:07 am
Although the actors had no problems playing with one another, they found the rest of the staff a little hard to swallow.
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 8:11 am
Struggles between gay and straight; many a critic have paraphrased "it's a perfect dichotomy"...
Posted: Feb 6, 2006 12:31 am
I saw it. There was a bear (not the gay man variety). I dug the bear.
Posted: Feb 6, 2006 9:45 pm
Saw Cache--was good. What was not good was the packed house of menopausal women and their mates who, about 45 minutes in, started wondering aloud "Whodunnit?" The two next two me (one of whom it took a good 5 minutes to stop laughing that the movie was in French and how she could "not understand it!") were like, "It is the kids! Its the kids!"
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