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Posted: Dec 26, 2005 4:23 am
"Let's Just fuck for Christmas" - BANTAM ROOSTER
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 4:29 am
I vote for the entire Harlan T Bobo cd and the entire Booker T and the MG's Christmas album.

Those don't qualify as "songs," but I don't care at this point.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 4:31 am
yeah you started this thread way too late. 90 more minutes and I don't have to think about christmas again for another year, thank god!
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 12:44 pm
Reind Dears "White Christmas." It's on a KBD-like comp. Brainkiller maybe or something like that. I remember the rest of the comp being really swell as well.

Posted: Dec 26, 2005 12:47 pm
Forgot the Fear classic "Fuck Christmas"
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 6:12 pm
"Christmas With Satan" by James White and The Blacks is the best Christmas song ever.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 7:43 pm
Well... sorry... but there's nothing wrong with Dean Martin's Christmas album.
I like a couple of songs from those Christmas punk 10"s by Sympathy but I didn't listen to 'em this year so I can't remember which.
Old age is a bitch.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 7:46 pm
Dear Sir

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Posted: Dec 26, 2005 8:17 pm
God damnit... I thought maybe... maybe we wouldnt have to see this thread repeated this year.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 1:01 am
Tiny Tim - santa got the aids for xmas
run dmc - christmas in hollis
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 1:18 am
run dmc - christmas in hollis

moms got the chicken and the collard greens!
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 2:39 am
"Sock it to Me Santa" by the Bob Seger System...
Posted: Dec 10, 2011 10:38 am
Tis the season (sorry bvalentine!)

Reigning Sound - If Christmas can't bring you home
James Brown - Hey America (it's Christmas time)
Posted: Dec 10, 2011 10:58 am
Posted: Dec 10, 2011 11:50 am
These guys are good to break up a xmas playlist.
Posted: Dec 10, 2011 12:49 pm
james brown-"go power at christmas time," or whatever it's called. also, "santa claus goes straight to the ghetto."

oh, wait, i thought it said christmas songs ABOUT blow.
Posted: Dec 10, 2011 12:56 pm | Edited by: ottawarockerdude
so good i play it all year long

Posted: Dec 10, 2011 3:19 pm
Posted: Dec 10, 2011 4:01 pm
R Stevie..complete with fake Cockney accent!

Posted: Dec 11, 2011 9:54 am
Back Door Santa
Posted: Dec 11, 2011 10:23 am
Father Christmas- Kinks.
Posted: Dec 11, 2011 12:39 pm | Edited by: greg O
One of my faves

Posted: Dec 11, 2011 12:45 pm
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Posted: Dec 12, 2011 12:32 pm
The Lazy Cowgirls- Sock it to me Santa and
Run, Rudolph, Run by the Humpers (C. Berry cover)
Posted: Dec 12, 2011 2:48 pm
Christmas Day - Detroit Junior
Posted: Dec 12, 2011 8:37 pm
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Posted: Dec 12, 2011 9:32 pm
Pee Pee Dynamite "Groovy Christmas and New Year"
Posted: Dec 13, 2011 3:31 am
Posted: Dec 13, 2011 2:34 pm
Shameless self-promotion:

Dysfunctional Family Christmas
Posted: Dec 20, 2011 1:44 pm | Edited by: skank police
Posted: Dec 20, 2011 2:36 pm
Red/Green -Big Boys
Posted: Dec 20, 2011 4:52 pm
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Posted: Dec 20, 2011 7:27 pm
To appease my mother, who enjoys listening to Christmas music on Christmas morning, I own:

Elvis-Blue Christmas
Al Green-White Christmas
James Brown-Funky Christmas
The John Fahey Chistmas LP
Posted: Dec 20, 2011 7:37 pm

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Posted: Dec 20, 2011 8:03 pm
a seventy minute mix of xmas songs that don't blow
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Merle Haggard - Daddy Won't Be Home Again for Christmas
A great tearjerker.
Posted: Dec 21, 2011 12:29 am
Holly Golightly - Christmas Tree on Fire

Holly Golightly & the Greenhornes - Little Stars

Wild Billy Childish & the Musicians of the British Empire - Christmas Lights
"In a land far away
Jesus Christ was born this day
Up upon the Golan Heights
The bombs they glint like Christmas lights"
Posted: Dec 21, 2011 4:44 pm

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Posted: Dec 21, 2011 9:17 pm
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping

Posted: Dec 21, 2011 9:37 pm
Posted: Dec 22, 2011 7:24 am
I'm gonna vomit.
Posted: Dec 23, 2011 5:26 pm
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Posted: Jan 3, 2012 2:07 pm
I listened the fuck out of Roscoe Shelton's discography this Holiday season. I'm not sure if he had any christmas themed songs but it all has that melodromatic sentimental melancholy vibe that some how makes it appropriate.
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