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Posted: Dec 25, 2005 4:51 pm
Posted: Dec 25, 2005 4:58 pm
your mom's santy claws. she crawled down the chimney when you were 8.
Posted: Dec 25, 2005 5:00 pm | Edited by: dale
Actually...I think Santa Claus is my wife. I think it's pretty sweet she got me a new girlfriend.
Posted: Dec 25, 2005 5:35 pm | Edited by: dale
Dammit! Why can't I figure out how to post images here???
Posted: Dec 25, 2005 7:10 pm
He didnt bring me no Rickenbacker... that's 4 sure.
Posted: Dec 25, 2005 7:52 pm
nothing, in spain we have the "reyes magos"
Posted: Dec 25, 2005 9:12 pm
a zz top baseball t-shirt and a ticket to nyc.
Posted: Dec 25, 2005 9:26 pm

Coolest thing I got.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 3:05 am | Edited by: fierydrunk
A new french press

memory foam pillow

Three 6 Mafia most known unknown CD & DVD

Subscription to Vanity Fair

Lots of Italian and German chocolate

All Clad copper sauce pan

new cast iron fireplace screen and tools

Posted: Dec 26, 2005 3:39 am
big brother came home, a big box from bomp, electric blanket, and my friends roomate moved out, so i got a new place for living. hooray!
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 3:54 am
Blair's family treats me pretty darn well. This year, they
got me some great stuff!

Two pairs of classic sneakers:

The Bruce Lee tai-chi shoe

and Mexico 66 running shoe

a bunch of cool CD's (yes, I already have all of this stuff on vinyl, but
having the CD's will make it easier for me to listen to these old

Hank Williams, "The Ultimate Collection"
Hank Williams, "20 Greatest Hits" (looks like it might have all the same
songs as the Ultimate Collection... I haven't cracked the seal on this one yet just in case)
Dusty Springfield, "The Very Best Of Dusty Springfield"
Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Chronicle"
Aretha Franklin, "I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You"
Otis Redding, "Otis Blue"

AND a cool book:

"Tiki Road Trip: A Guide to Tiki Culture in North America" by James

I'm doing a happy dance right now (in my Bruce Lee shoes!)

I hope you had a good haul, too.


Posted: Dec 26, 2005 9:06 am
The Bruce Lee tai-chi shoe

You're the owner of one of only 500 pairs of these? That's fuckin' rad. Wasn't Onitsuka the brand from Kill Bill and everyone was bidding crazy on eBay for the shoes right after the movie came out?? Whatever. Rad shoes.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 12:54 pm
Wasn't Onitsuka the brand from Kill Bill and everyone was bidding crazy on eBay for the shoes right after the movie came out??

http://cgi.ebay.com/kill-bill-shoe-asics-tiger-onitsuka-tai-chi_W0QQit emZ7733027583QQcategoryZ63889QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 1:18 pm
a fassbinder dvd box set and a john peel biography - Santa is my friend!!

Posted: Dec 26, 2005 4:28 pm
the book "LABOTOMY: Suviving the Ramones" By DEE DEE
any good?
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 6:59 pm
The "Girl Groups" boxed set
Record store gift certificates
A TON o books incl: "Black Hole" and "Dispatches"
A real nice bottle of bourbon- looks real fancy
January's rent!!
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 7:26 pm
Atari Flashback console. Best game is Pitfall. New shoes.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 7:27 pm

Radio Controlled SPY CAR!

two front teeth!
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 7:37 pm
1. A painting by my girlfriend of Sam the Sham which kicks ass!
2. The new Bob Dylan scrapbook.
3. DVDs of "Rashomon" and "Throne of Blood" by Akira Kurosawa.
4. The whole DVD set of the films of Charles and Ray Eames.
5. A $270 bonus from my work.
6. A wooden chest with assorted board games.
7. A small book titled "50 things you're not supposed to know".
8. A CD by Nic Armstrong whom I'd never heard yet and who's marketed as blues but sounds more like a pretty good update of british invasion.
9. Some candy and ten bucks from Grandma.
10. A bottle of wine which I only got a taste of.

Of course... what I gave is more important than what I got.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 8:18 pm
That "Films of Charles and Ray Eames" box set sounds amazing. I didn't even know that existed 'til right now.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 8:20 pm
bob, i like that book pretty good. you moving to kalamazoo soon?
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 8:28 pm
I think you used to have to get the Eames' films seperately and for a time they were hard to find except through universities. I don't know where my girlfriend got these but it's the complete collection with an intro by Gregory Peck. I'm sure it's pretty easy to find through Amazon or on e-bay or at your local design-snobs-are-us retailer.
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 8:50 pm
Is the Sid Laverents stuff on DVD?
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 8:55 pm
a wonderful weekend with my pregnant baby sister in boston (Jet Blue 35-minute flight), a fancy digital camera, and the usual--stuff from LL Bean. will my family ever learn? i'm not a prep!
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 10:31 pm
my Christmas was -- weird. my bro, sis-in-law, and the baby didn't come, so it was just me and the folks. Daddy (AKA Santa) wrapped presents in Walgreen's bags. I got billy bob teeth, a shirt, a box for photos, and some stationery (don't really mind the lean year, as my daddy just helped renovate my house) -- but the weird thing is my mama got a bunch of bath stuff, and my dad gave her a bottle of KY -- neither of them knew what it's really for. I wanted to say something, but I was too busy laughing my ass off!
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 10:37 pm
Posted: Dec 26, 2005 10:41 pm

she was like "oooh, it says it's for all body parts! want some?"

other highlight -- after eating a buncha gumbo, we put on mardi gras wigs (my folks have a float in the local boat parade) and chunked beads at my dad while he was trying to watch football... he didn't appreciate the joke but for some reason we thought we were hilarious!
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 4:05 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
A Cheesecake baking pan. Anyone got a good recipe for something cooked in that (that is not a cheesecake)?

Oh, and one of those new-fangled pans with the high back-end that's supposed to be good for flipping stuff.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 5:11 am
The Bruce Lee tai-chi shoe

You're the owner of one of only 500 pairs of these? That's fuckin' rad. Wasn't Onitsuka the brand from Kill Bill and everyone was bidding crazy on eBay for the shoes right after the movie came out?? Whatever. Rad shoes.

I'm completely psyched! I don't care if they are collectible - I wanted them to wear and fully intend to do so!

Oh, and did I mention? They are so comfortable - it's like wearing leather gloves for your feet. Mmmm...
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 6:59 am
The state of the United States. It's now a law that men can't wear pants and women can't wear tops. Kids must hold onto their father's penis as a leash.

Oh, and did I mention? They are so comfortable - it's like wearing leather gloves for your feet. Mmmm...

I'm gonna buy some! I swear to god! Goodbye Chuck Taylors and Vans... Actually, I've worn the same Cons for 3 years and have a new pair of Vans in the closet but I want some of these. Hello BRUCE LEE!
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 12:12 pm
A Bacon Brothers dvd was one thing I got. It was from my grandmother. I proceded to throw it in the fire. (My grandma lives outta state and wasn't there thank goodness. I'd hate to break her granny heart.)
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 1:25 pm
A new winter coat (good job as it snowed this morn), a cookbook, and some fancy pasta with a rough surface, so that it absorbs sauce better. Wahey! Also got a scarf that was too camp to wear, so that one's going back.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 2:03 pm
A Bacon Brothers dvd was one thing I got.

ha ha. you're joking right?
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 3:41 pm
best christmas present EVER
yor ma gave mei licscense to kick out jahms.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 5:03 pm
My wife got me a little beer fridge for my living room! That ten foot walk to the kitchen was getting rough. Woo Hoo!
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 5:51 pm
Merry xmas Grant and Motorho! One day I'll mail yer goddamn presents... Can't wait to hang and dig the Eames stuff with youse. Have you watched "The Powers of Ten" yet? It's nice and trippy and perfect to show to a high school science class. Nice electronic score by Elmer Bernstein in that one. Will you post of pic of the Sam the Sham painting? I'm sure we'd all love to see it. I love and miss you guys. I can't believe I'm only a state away. Dang.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 6:18 pm
I got the Terry Funk autobiography.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 6:38 pm
I got laid.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 6:58 pm | Edited by: Whiskey Bent
Damn, it looks like some of you were very good this year. And apparently the Arm was too.

** I've never played ping pong before....
** I seen the Girl Groups [hat]box set, I thought it was vinyl...but only CD, huh?
** The Bruce Lee shoes look awesome!
** Grouch! You musta been good!

JackStands....expected to 'see' your treats here....
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 7:26 pm | Edited by: Hugh Jass
My wife got me three pairs of these adidas ProModel hi-top shelltoes for Chanukkah/xmas/festivus.

http://www.final-score.com/catalog/productdetail.cfm?TID=6451-13270513 200413131233717-0&module=productDetail&action=view&sku=103612&model_nb r=53677&supercat=home&id=0&mvp=

She got me red with white stripes, white with red, and black with white.
I already had navy blue with white hi-tops. For lows, I have the patent leather superstar model in gold with white, black with silver, and silver with white. Don't bother looking for those patent leather low-tops. They're "out of print."

"me and my Adidas do the illest things
we like to stomp out pimps with diamond rings
we slay all suckers who perpetrate
and lay down law from state to state"
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 7:27 pm
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 7:47 pm
WOW! Neat-O! Now drinking beer will be even more fun!!

And Hugh, it's very clear how good you are....damn fine catch, you are.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 8:05 pm
Just found out they tried to deliver it today. Also found out my buzzer's broken. I WAS RIGHT HERE! Less than 20 feet from the li'l Tavern! Damn.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 8:06 pm
Wong Kar-Wai and Lone Wolf and Cub DVD box sets. Just waiting for that Beat Takeshi one.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 8:34 pm
To bad there's not a coin operated li'l Tavern
12 cold beers for my friends to snag...I'll raise my price to $2.50 a can.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:09 pm
digital video camera
some tools
and some moula
not the fabulous moula, sorry terry funk
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:12 pm
a 4 day drunken binge
a sore throat
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:14 pm
from sucking all that cock?
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:18 pm
from you chokin' me and all the other crazy sex fetishes yous gotts.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:22 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
Are you two gonna fuck or fight?
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:23 pm
Both. I will punch his pussy while he takes me deep down his throat.
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:33 pm
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:35 pm
THEN MY MOM ASKED ME WHY THERE WAS BLOOD SMEARED ALL OVER MY FACE, (I DIDN'T REALIZE) SHE THOUGHT I HAD JUST GOT DONE EATING ROAD KILL.................................................................. ...................................................................... .....................
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 1:01 am
u realize your a complete idiot right?
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 1:12 am
My 'Goner Tattoo Edition' [ha!] of Reigning Sound Live @ Goner record on maroon-ish marble-ized vinyl!!

Thanks, boys....best present I got!!
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 6:13 am
chikachikaslimshady IS GAY.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:44 am
chikachikaslimshady IS GAY
You're just figuring this out now? Did you know Mick Collins was in a band before the Dirtbombs?
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 12:50 pm
my mom went to highschool on a battleship
my mom went to highschool suckin' someone's dick
i was born a little to early
my mom said i was very cheery
i was on drugs
my mom's insane
she took those drugs right outta my hands
i had to put her in her place
beat the bitch
beat the bitch
beat the bitch
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 3:22 pm
there's a lone wolf and cub box set??? got a link? I've only seen them sold individually for $30 each.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 4:40 pm
i got a bunch of cooking stuff from my mom, she got me these cookbooks like gourmet cooking for one and cooking alone, i thought that was cool at first. then i started thinking more about them and told a buddy of mine, and he said thats actually just depressing i think i agree
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 4:55 pm
Nadia got me a neat ceramic pipe holder with a dawg onnit, which I dutifully packed full of schwag, and schmoked in front of her mother! No lie!

And she also gots me the first series of 15 Storeys High on DVD, which is also verr schweet ...

I got Nadia the second series of Deadwood on bootleg, and a Lulu EP, wot she axed for ...

Not a bad 'un, all round!
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 4:56 pm
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 5:32 pm
T. Rex Born to Boogie on DVD and plane ticket to Ohio for some good times.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 5:44 pm
My sister put silver bullet looking vibrators in all the grown up girls stockings (including my mothers) and when my other sister unwrapped hers, her two year old daughter came up with the flashlight from HER stocking and hit it against the vibrator and said "It's like mine!"several times.


I got the found footage dvd, and the Children of Nuggets boxset and a shirt with a hot dog on it and suitcases and some other crap. Sawhorses! I got sawhorses. My husband made out like a bandit though.

and I heard Santa Arman enjoyed a rib dinner with my baby dog.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 6:08 pm
wafflemaker and a harmonica holder
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 6:11 pm
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:00 pm
Lisa got me the Ray Charles "Complete Atlantic Recordings" boxed set & a print of Marty Perez's photo "Kill A Punk for Rock'n'Roll - Seattle '81" which some folks might recognize from some album cover somewhere. Apparently he lives in Chicago....I love that photo. My wife rules.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:02 pm
and a shirt with a hot dog on it
Is it a hot dog with an eye patch holding a smoking pistol? I just got a t-shirt like that.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:12 pm
there's a lone wolf and cub box set???
List was $149. Got it on sale at Tower for $127. All six volumes separately woulda been $180, so saved a bit.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:13 pm
Try Animeigo.com
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:33 pm
which some folks might recognize from some album cover somewhere

Yeah-buddy, one of my favorite-est Oblivians records, Popular Favorites!!
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:36 pm
kitchenaid 325watt mixer
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:40 pm
Whoa! What are you planning on baking?
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 7:54 pm
No, it's a rainbow with a bunless hot dog underneath it and it says "Hot Dog!" below that. It's awesome. And I got a shirt with kittens on it.

I saw that hot dog shirt that you got though and its awesome and out of stock.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 8:21 pm
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 8:40 pm
Don't forget your disco hot dog norah!!!
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 9:14 pm
All I have made so far were some vanilla cookies, but that thing does amazing things. There are all kinds of attachements, like ravioli makers and juciers. I really want to start making breads. My aunt gave me all the bakeware too, I am all set. And when I am done i can put my smelly clothes in this steam thing that hemants mom got us, it is just as great as the mixer, because after we go out we can come home and get the smoke out of our clothes.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 9:15 pm
i also go a cookie press from Hemants sister, so I get to make fancy cookies
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 9:18 pm | Edited by: hemant
Whoa! What are you planning on baking?

From the amount of cursing coming out of the kitchen, I don't think she was too pleased with press.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 9:44 pm
hey- I'll be martha pre jail time before you know it
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 10:27 pm
And my disco dog that I cuddle with every night! It's kind of scratchy.

I got a crystal blue kitchenaid for our wedding and have yet to use it, but it sure is purty.
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 2:46 am
awesome black 9 west cowboy boots
$$$$$ (with which i will buy records, pay for my gre, and buy a ton of groceries)
bath stuff
some really fugly earrings
some really cute earrings
a keith haring print
a purse and a really cute shirt
some books
hitchhikers guide dvd
the world's softest blanket
all of my mom's old albums and a nifty crate for them
a really great pillow
a cute lamp
and a really great smelling candle
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 2:50 am
all of my mom's old albums and a nifty crate for them

Santa gave you some of your mom's stuff? Something's not right here...

Santa doesn't steal...

Or does he...?
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 2:51 am
Yo, I would post my gifts, but ya'll would be SOOooooooo freakin jealous! My girl HOOK'D ME DA FUCK UP! I got like 10 new PELLE PELLE jump suits!
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 2:54 am
Santa is a fuggin creep...He sneaks in your house when your crashed out on the couch and eats your food, makes a mess, and the dude doesn't even come through the door. Sounds like a criminal... I'm callin the cops.
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 4:00 am
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 4:36 am
my sister and brother in law bought me some cookware. i have pots and pans again. my girlfriend got me some dvds. i bought myself some scotch and some beer and some records.
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 2:05 pm
DRUMS (go bang instead of barooom)
peach roses (my favorite)
$$$ (spent on records)
scale that does body fat and hydration and all that (sweet!)
One of those repro moonbeam alarm clocks
A weird art glass thingie picturing 4 old ladies playing instruments I don't play (inlaws again)
a cute shirt from my inlaws (weird!)
wine and more wine
ebay gift certificate (prolly spend on skates)
I bought myself a PRESSURE COOKER!!
and a cookbook for the pressure cooker

I've made a kickass Mexican Stew with it.

and last night I used it to make Leb Lebi... It was weird and fantastic.

But I'm kinda scared of it. The pressure cooker, that is.
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 2:41 pm
Lula - aren't you a skinny? why do you need a scale?

I got an electric guitar - left handed, of course! it's an epiphone les paul standard! whoo hoo!

And also memory for my 'puter. It's so freaking fast now. My boyfriend spoils me.

I also got a calendar with professional shots of all sorts of weird looking chickens. There are some freaky chickens out there.
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 3:41 pm
Lula - aren't you a skinny? why do you need a scale?

yeah, but I quit smoking and outgrew my size 0s so I'm kinda obsessive compulsive about it. My metabolism went from "able to live on doritos with no weight change" to "eat an apple, gain a pound" overnight. But I smoked like 3 packs a day.

There are some freaky chickens out there.

Where did this come from??
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 4:11 pm
also got a calendar with professional shots of all sorts of weird looking chickens. There are some freaky chickens out there.

would these be said weird chickens?

Posted: Dec 29, 2005 5:16 pm
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 5:18 pm
oh, THOSE kind
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 6:15 pm
I've got a cock calender in my room...No chickens though. All cocks.
Posted: Dec 30, 2005 12:24 am
Santa doesn't steal...

Or does he...?

santa's a fat thieving bastard. anyone who breaks into a house via a chimney probably has some sort of klepto issues...
Posted: Dec 30, 2005 6:43 pm

and I heard Santa Arman enjoyed a rib dinner with my baby dog.

and now gator is stinking up my bed.
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