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Posted: Dec 19, 2005 8:33 pm
 
The name of the album is a reference to Ian and Cole coming out...
I saw em' last night and what a great show it was... Haunted George was really cool with some great vocal effects. Lamps were robotic, stiff, and great as usual. Lips had a great wild vibe and spunky energetic presence. I was most impressed by Ian, mid-way into freakout or wildman I can't remember which one, stepped up to the mic and made eye contact with Cole. Next thing I realize they're tongues slappin each others. They didn't miss a note. Immediately after french kissing his bandmate, Ian picks up a beer bottle and starts pounding it on the back of his guitar until it exploded. The remaining neck in his hand he used as a bottleneck slide. What a night.
Posted: Dec 19, 2005 8:37 pm
 
Nights in Holland suck at the moment!
Posted: Dec 19, 2005 8:41 pm
 
well, I'll trade ya seats for a minute...Holland here I come!
Posted: Dec 19, 2005 8:41 pm
 
dude, i saw a similar smooch in nyc. hot!
Posted: Dec 19, 2005 8:51 pm | Edited by: I am the Arm
 
I saw it and was so drunk I amost fell over...everyone helped me stand up. I looked at my buddy and was like did they just...He cuts me off and says "what the fuck is that shit? these guys are way crazier than I expected."So I guess puking is overrated and pissing is played out. That's leaves kissin boys. I don't have clue what they'll think of next.
Posted: Dec 19, 2005 10:41 pm
 
Next thing I realize they're tongues slappin each others.

This must be some of that avante garde "death cunt" stuff they learned over in Europe.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:18 am
 
i hope the guy controlling the stage lights doesn't have cues for the guy smooch, cause it seems like they do it EVERY FUCKING SHOW! its still very erotic.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:20 am
 
jealous, much?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:03 am
 
The Black Cock is next. DJ play that shit.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 5:31 pm
 
wait... ian and cole are gay? or they just made out on stage?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 5:36 pm
 
ian and cole are gay

It's TRUE!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 5:38 pm
 
Who cares ?
There's been a zillion gay punkrockbands
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 5:39 pm
 
And it has never failed to add to the hype !
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 5:48 pm
 
From the Phoenix New Times:

"There's no contemporary reference in sight; even the R&B-ish "Feeling Gay" is meant in the "don we now our gay apparel" sense."

Maybe that guy's wrong.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:16 pm
 
they're not gay.......they're just doing it to pick up more ladies!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:30 pm
 
The p.r. bitches love that shit.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:37 pm
 
I was standing there thinkin how are they gonna gross out a bunch of guys at the shows...This works great for homophobes and catholics. I mean how many times can you piss on stage and be unique...They need a new "thing".
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:42 pm
 
Thats it for me and the Black Lips. Pissing, nudity - all fine, but y'know....two guys.....c'mon!. I've never been more dissapointed since when I heard about George Micheal. His albums went right in the bin as well.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:44 pm
 
what's more punk rock than being gay?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:46 pm
 
Being Crucial Dude!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:50 pm
 
All my Sleater Kinney albums went in the bin too when I found out. I'm not parting with my Liberace until someone shows me evidence
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:52 pm
 
I'll stick with real men's music like the guys who did YMCA. Five manly guys singing about manly things.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 6:55 pm
 
I bet you jerks are gonna tell me that Pansy Division is gay too. Grow the fuck up already.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 7:02 pm
 
jared kissed khan at the kalamazoo show too! and cole and ian did their thing. i have to admit, i found that shit shocking. total surprise. good one boys! and i agree with eric, i bet the ladies love that stuff. add in Ian's gold fronts and he probably has to hire a dude to keep the girls away...
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 7:04 pm
 
Yup, the bitches love that grill too.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 7:10 pm
 
I'm not parting with my Liberace until someone shows me evidence

My (very catholic) gramma used to berate my mum when she was a teenager for listening to Stevie Wonder, saying, "he is an obvious HOMOSEXUAL! Look at the way he moves from side to side in his seat!" When mum would counter with, "uh, what about LIBERACE? You love him and he's totally gay!" my gramma would act shocked and offended that she would even think such a thing. But yeah, no evidence, I guess.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 7:14 pm
 


He's a fun loving guy, just like all of us
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 7:21 pm
 
Nice shoes
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 7:57 pm
 
Shaun, you big nerd, you cunt be serious?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:06 pm
 
Of course I aint being serious!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:13 pm
 
Jared and Joe are flaming gaywads too, but in private.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:17 pm
 
Oh yeah?
Well when they bring anal sex into the act is where I draw the line.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:21 pm
 
I'm pretty sure they only give eachother hand jobs.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:24 pm
 
Cole always said that he is 5% gay
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:27 pm
 
Did he lisp when he said it, fella?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:35 pm
 
no that was couple years ago, and the french kissing wasn't going on on their european tour.
by the way you own me a black kiss, remember you lost at who's dumb and full of cum
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 8:41 pm
 
Why don't you do some more drugs, you no-sense-making darkie.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:14 pm
 
alberto rules!!!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:18 pm
 
total.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:26 pm
 
duh poor man's albert.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:31 pm
 
Yup. Me and my boy, we're a two of a kind. We just came out that way. And I'm poor as fuck.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:31 pm
 
i mean poor man's alberto! fuck.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:32 pm
 
two of a kind except he's a lot cooler.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:34 pm
 
That's fine by me.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:45 pm
 
and be careful at your girlfriend's boss's place tonight. he's a real queer!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 9:49 pm
 
Cool. I'm done with your old cocksucking face. Say whatever you want, dickhole. Consider yourself ignored from now on.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:07 pm
 
Damn Joe...I didn't know you could be so insecure. I didn't think superheros had egos.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:21 pm
 
hahaha. you never let me down bazooka joe!!!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:36 pm
 
I, however, can tell you to drain my balls while your wrapping those pouty gay white liberace lips of yours around my thick brown cock. Dumbfuck. Why are you such an asshole anyway? It's kinda fascinating.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:38 pm
 
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:40 pm
 
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:40 pm
 
I just can't hear that picture of you the way I can hear a picture of the Ramones.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:43 pm
 
what do you want me to say bazooka joe??? you know you fucking love me!!! you rule!!!!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:44 pm
 
No, I rule!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:45 pm
 
Cole is definetely not gay...
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:45 pm
 
Then who is that dude he's kissing?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:47 pm
 
Me, duh!! :)
I know you suck their dicks, does that make you gay?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:47 pm | Edited by: 50 ft Bazooka Joe
 
I know you suck their dicks, does that make you gay?

Only figuratively.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:48 pm
 
Alixander.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:48 pm
 
Only on messageboardively?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:49 pm
 
homina homina homina...
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:49 pm
 
luv u too
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:50 pm
 
wait until tonight bazooka joe!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:50 pm
 
What for, loser fag?
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:54 pm
 
i was anticipating Cole's vomit/guitar-fucking bit, but the image of Ian and Cole making out is definitely one for the wank bank. i have a 50-ft boner for those kids. <333
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:57 pm
 
what's loser fag? some kind of game you like to play???
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:58 pm
 
maybe you and michael can play it tonight.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 10:59 pm
 
Damn, Dirk...I thought you were turning over a new leaf as of late. Guess not.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 11:01 pm
 
yeah, Ms. Teen, i think it's way hotter for two boys to smooch each other than for one boy to pee in his mouth. yucky.
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 11:06 pm
 
bazooka joe mouthed off to alberto, sherry. we can't be having that!
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 11:06 pm
 
but they're great-great buddies.....
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 11:15 pm
 
it doesn't matter! bazooka joe wouldn't be anywhere without 'berto. respect must be payed!!! paid???
Posted: Dec 20, 2005 11:17 pm
 
alberto pronounces iggy-ij-jy!!! only he can rule supremely!!!
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 5:42 pm
 
well..since it seems that all you phobes are done talking about which black lip you'd like to fuck...I'd like to change the topic to haunted george. Who was fucking great, and I got a CD of chock full of stuff that even Bazooka doesn't have!
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 5:48 pm
 
COOL! What is it? Maybe I'll trade you for cd-r's of Snuff Maximus and Beguiled practice sessions. I have the world's largest Steve Pallow collection. We actually had a long talk the other night about what happenned at that show, and he was really bummed about the sound. Said he played well, but it didn't translate that way due to some grounding bullshit and uncontrolable feedback.
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 5:50 pm
 
i dig this LP...good schtuff.....i think the title is a ref. to bloomin' onions over at outback steakhouse
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 5:56 pm
 
It's "flower punk," you dopes.
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:12 pm
 
I'd like to change the topic to haunted george.

He played right before the Lamps. He also played half of there set for em'.
Monty was standing in the front row kinda smilin. Probably thinkin of a new setlist. He played 3 in a row. Funny guy.
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:18 pm
 
Upcoming on ITR: split single of HG and Lamps, covering eachother's songs. Seriously.
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:44 pm
 
I have the world's largest Steve Pallow collection.

Do you have the live Beguiled Video?
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:45 pm
 
No :(
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:52 pm
 
I can't promise no hurry on it, but when confronted with a way to copy it, I will send you a copy my Roberto's loving friend.
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:52 pm
 
Upcoming on ITR: split single of HG and Lamps, covering eachother's songs. Seriously.

I saw this somewhere - that's fucking awesome!
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 6:56 pm
 
yeah I heard they're doing a split...didn't know it was on ITR. yeah there was a weird humming noise, but I thought it added to the mytique

here's the track listing from the CD

1. Depraved
2. The Chooper(Ron Haydock)
3. The Embalmer
4. The Devil's Canyon
5. Graves in the Desert
6. Rototiller(The Lamps)
7. Knife in My Heart
8. Voices from Beyon Blues
9. Shotgun In My Mouth
10. Fear: One Step Beyond(Harry Lubin)
11. Road Ghoul
12. Night of The Vampire(Roky Erickson)
13. The Aliases of Haunted George
14. Cat Man (Ron Hadock)
15.What Kinda Tracks are Those
16. Electro-Raga-Death- Machine
17. The Gypsy's Dire Warning
18. Skin and Bones Nightmare
19. Voices From The Stars
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 7:03 pm
 
I can't promise no hurry on it, but when confronted with a way to copy it, I will send you a copy my Roberto's loving friend.

I'm as slow as molasses, but I'll gladly trade you Beguiled practice sessions (Mike Ball/ Steve Pallow inventing those bizzarre songs in a garage) for a copy.

Viva Roberto's!

here's the track listing from the CD

I have quite a few of those songs already. Depraved is great. There's a few songs he does like that, thematically speaking. Check "Tragedy" by the Necessary Evils. Tongue-in-cheek (sort of) autobiographical weirdness...
Posted: Dec 21, 2005 7:16 pm
 
can't promise no hurry on it, but when confronted with a way to copy it, I will send you a copy my Roberto's loving friend.

I'm as slow as molasses, but I'll gladly trade you Beguiled practice sessions (Mike Ball/ Steve Pallow inventing those bizzarre songs in a garage) for a copy.

Viva Roberto's!



Sweet.
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 8:58 pm
 
K. Last night saw these boys kiss again...Twice in a week. Are they gay?
Who knows? Cole made sure his piss tasted good. Looked like they were feelin good. Joe was pretty much over his flu. Sounded great...Loud as hell. I never heard em' so loud. Great show.
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 9:00 pm
 
Looked like they were feelin good

You mean 'Feelin Gay'?
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 9:11 pm
 
the knitting factory made cole mop up the stage floor.... none of them were gonna wash his piss.... a security guard was visibly freaked out by it
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 9:25 pm
 
the knitting factory made cole mop up the stage floor.... none of them were gonna wash his piss.... a security guard was visibly freaked out by it

that's fucking funny.......

did he pee in his mouth before or after he kissed ian?
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 10:21 pm
 
You mean 'Feelin Gay'?

I'm just wondering if they do this once a day, twice a week on a steady schedule. Ummm...

did he pee in his mouth before or after he kissed ian?

after...

none of them were gonna wash his piss.

Did you actually see cole moppin?
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 10:27 pm
 
Arm...it's OK if you wanna get the full story before makin a pass at 'em....I wouldn't wanna be rejected either.
Posted: Dec 22, 2005 10:34 pm
 
I made my pass. I got rejected already. That's why I'm so interested.
Posted: Dec 23, 2005 4:17 am
 

Did you actually see cole moppin?


yes, i asked him what he was doing and he told me. then i saw/heard the security guard talking to another one about "not touching no faggot piss"

i didn't even know he did that... i was in the back and missed the spectacle
Posted: Dec 23, 2005 4:22 am
 
"not touching no faggot piss"

that's fucking hillarious......
Posted: Dec 27, 2005 11:24 pm
 
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 12:04 am
 
Those are some good pictures...The NOLA pics were kinda sad.
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 2:40 am
 
jared's wearing my night terrors baja!
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 3:33 am
 
That picture is SO Brokeback Mountain! It's just precious!
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 9:06 am
 
this reminds me of a question I had...would you be gay if you fucked yourself (meaning a clone)?

supposedly Liberace had a thing for getting his boytoys to have plastic surgery, and he would bring a photo of himself as a young man for the doctor to use as a template...don't know if that creeps me out or turns me on
Posted: Dec 28, 2005 6:59 pm
 
I would definitely be turned on by a Liberace clone...
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 9:40 pm
 
cole is gay, ian is gay, alberto is gay with blacks, bazooka is gay with gay black spanishes.

and message bored nerdists are the biggest fags of all.
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 10:05 pm
 
I feel better knowing you exist.
Posted: Dec 29, 2005 10:07 pm
 
you should be a journalist.
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