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Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:15 pm
Does anyone else watch this?

Last night that crazy bitch Lisa put on a diaper and peed in it.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:22 pm
Oh you best believe I watch this. Last night was full of absolute horror. Esp. that fakeout at the end where those hamsters were led to believe they were getting kicked off and instead Tyra the Bitch tells em they are REALLLLLLY GOING TO LONDON!!!!!!!!!

Janice Dickenson was on Tyra's shite talk show yesterday too. So so so bad. The topic was the "the Dark Side of Modeling".
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:26 pm
You write as though you read the forums on Television Without Pity. Do you?

I've been watching since the first "cycle". That show is so awesome.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:33 pm
I have been BANNED from TWoP three different times. I have been spoiled by this site. I said "Are you kidding me???" to another poster and BAM--banned. I love reading Potes but posting there is such a crap shoot; they are internet nazis.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:33 pm
The look on her (nicoles) face when Tyra siked them out brought bothme and my husband to near tears.

And Lisa is ugly and just showing off for the WILDBOYZ.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:36 pm
Yep. The other girls--though dullards--pegged her for trying to get all of the attention away from toothy Nicole.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:45 pm
Banned from TWoP!?! Weird!

What other shows have lesbian hookups, drunk chicks talking to plants and peeing themselves, and crazy-ass Suicide Girl-wannabe ex-Jehovah's Witnesses? It's not even about modeling!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:49 pm
Is Jayla the "crazy ass Suicide Girl wannabe"? I hate her. Someone on TWoP said she looked like Clay Aiken (sp?). I loved when she was on the "go-see" with ElleGirl and she told them she liked "music that was unusual; that not many people liked" and then said "Oh, electroclash, hardcore. psychobilly..." and the ElleGirl editors said, "Oh that sounds JUST LIKE ElleGirl!"
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 4:52 pm
Jayla has been compared to Clay Aiken, Ed Furlong, Gollum, Keebler Elf. . . ha ha ha!!

Can't wait for ElleGirl's psychobilly spread!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:00 pm
i watch this show every week too. is it just me or does Lisa look alot older than 24? that gal looks haggard!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:00 pm
I was hoping Jayla was GONE. But it will be funny to see her thinking she is a bad ass in whatever shenanigans they have planned for her in London. The foreign locale is usually where tehy get them wasted and invite male models over for some action.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:01 pm
Lisa looks like a middle-aged woman.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:09 pm
i watch this show every week too.

This hour is one of my favorite hours of the week to rock shit in the headphones!

I did happen to overhear that electroclash/ psychobilly comment, however, and gave a nice snobbish snicker at it.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:11 pm
you watch it with me most of the time ya fibber!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:16 pm
do not!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:20 pm
Oh you do too! Ryan genuinely hates it now and breaks out the iBook and plays Nintendo football.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:23 pm
maybe while in London they'll get to do some blow with Kate Moss.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:23 pm
If my headphones aren't on I'm usually sitting in front of the computer hitting refresh on this page righ' cheah.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:29 pm
Lisa looks like a middle-aged woman.

Actually, she looks like a middle aged man.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:36 pm
Did you see how she acted with that casting call with Benny Medina for the guest spot on "Veronica Mars"??!?!?!?! I thought she was finally going to full-on lose her mind.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 5:55 pm
I'm more concerned with her pissing her pants.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 6:14 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
Yeah, that was indeed the capper. That Steve O guy whispered like a catty girl: "She's SO 'Fatal Attraction'!!!!"
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 7:09 pm
Man, if a guy who snorts wasabi and shoot fireworks outta his butthole thinks you're fucked up, then . . . you're REALLY fucked up.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 7:48 pm
Oh yeah girls, and what about meeting up with Eva the Diva on some silly "ElleGirl Magazine Shoot" (yeah RIGHT)? Eva seemed coked out of her goard.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 7:59 pm
As if any of the "winners" would ever be in print! This show is brilliant, though.

I love Lisa even though she's pretty ugly, but Tyra's the craziest bitch on that show. I think it was last season where she just started screaming at one girl? That was nuts.

I miss Janice.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 8:01 pm
Oh my god,oh my god, oh my god, oh my god , oh my god OH............MY GOD!!!! I thought I would totally piss my pants when I saw her put that diaper on GMWAS!!! She thinks she's so pretty but she's TOTALLY NOT!!! Oh My God!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 8:03 pm
as if!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 8:18 pm
Janice was a shadow of her former self on Tyra's show. She was so pathetically grovelling to Tyra. "Oh Miss Huge Forehead Bootylicious One, THANKS FOR THROWING ME THIS 1PM on UPN bone!"
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 8:29 pm
it was on when I entered the room, and it held my attention for a good 4 minutes.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 8:30 pm
You're either captivated or it is repulsive. Or you are captivated because it is repulsive.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 8:38 pm
I have a dvd with Tyra Banxxx who the real Tyra had on her show so she could get her name back and could get Banxxx outta the porn industry. Fucking lame! What cunt turns her back on porn!?!? Fuck her.

Janice is waiting for you to shove your dick in her mouth... nice.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendI D=33700209&imageID=268756672&Mytoken=CBBAE0AE-70ED-4CED-9FD83084C7AEE2 9A160189203
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:00 pm
As if any of the "winners" would ever be in print! This show is brilliant, though.

Adrienne has a pretty decent career and the girl from last years 'cycle' is on commercials all the time too. I'm waiting for the other 'cycles' to come out on dvd, i've only seen a few episodes of all of them except the first one and this one.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:02 pm
The first 'cycle' had that bible-thumper Robin from Memphis. She provided for a very entertaining season.

Elyse from the first season and Ann from the Eva winning season are actually the most successful models from ANTM. But they didn't win.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:03 pm
I didn't think Elyse modeled anymore. pictures!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:04 pm
I found them by doing a search on google for her live journal. I have no idea how to get them now. She was modelling a lot in Japan.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:08 pm
Elyse should have won, she's lovely! I only remember Adrienne being on the Surreal Life, post-ANTM.

I remember Yoanna being in a Sephora ad after she won. She had a perfect face for print.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:09 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
Now Adrienne is whoring herself out as Chris Knight's ("Peter Brady") girlfriend on some two-bit reality show.

As much of a snob Elyse was, she was totally beautiful.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:17 pm
I hope Jayla falls face first onto a rake.
of course, the Dawg in me hopes she does it w. her top off.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:40 pm
Jayla's got some decent boobies.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 9:52 pm
Yes she do and I always precedent my compliments with hopes of ill-will.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 10:31 pm
I didn't feel like Elyse was a snob as much as a brainiac stuck with a bunch of idiots, who wasn't being fake about how annoying it was.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 10:33 pm
I'm sad that My Fair Brady is over. I love seeing that dude act like a bitch for that fuckin' dumb whore that doesn't even know what a real relationship is. It was funny!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 11:21 pm
The Florence Henderson episode was just painful.

I love ANTM. I think this is the lamest bunch yet, though.
You'da thunk Lisa would have been voted off because of her pee shenanigans. I'm SO sorry I didn't get to see Tyra wring her out for unmodelly like behaviour. She didn't even mention it!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 11:23 pm
Oh my GOD! You are so TOTALLY ROTM!!!!!!!
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 11:27 pm
I am a huge fan of Celebreality, but my fair brady was no Strange Love or whatever.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 11:36 pm
Anyone like Breaking Bonaduce? The freakout scenes with him pre-rehab were pretty fucking great.
Posted: Nov 10, 2005 11:40 pm
Personally, I limit my reality TV watching to "The Biggest Loser." You get 12 minutes of weight loss competitions, 20 minutes of commercials, and 28 minutes of crying and "drama." Beautiful.
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 12:02 am
Break Bonaduce was awesome, and then we moved and didn't have cable anymore.
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 1:36 am
Anyone like Breaking Bonaduce?

Love it. I dunno how cool it's gonna be after he gets out of rehab, but some of the shit at the beginning of the show was off-the-wall ridiculous. Suicide attempt? Hell yeah. I find it hard to believe that any of this shit is "real", however.....
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 6:23 am
model's scat - any vids of those gaunts taking their once a week shit?
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 1:01 pm
I missed ANTM this week! Who got kicked off?
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 1:43 pm
NOBODY got kicked off. I guess they are trying to make up for that pagentry skank walking off the show. Jayla and Nicole were on the chopping block, and Tyra faked them out into thinking she was eliminating them both, but they all get to go to London.

I'm sure someone is going to have a language-barrier problem in London. These girls are DUMB.

I like on "Biggest Loser" when they turn off the eliminated person's refrigerator light. I'm waiting for the day one of them has a heart attack while they are working out.
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 3:04 pm
You know there will be some scene where the girls must "represent" a common Brit food item that is also disgusting to a MOR American palate. Laffs ensue.
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 3:54 pm
If it were Scotland I'd vote for haggis! But it will probably be marmite on toast, which my ex-roomie used to have for breakfast every morning and I thought the stuff smelled like yeasty vaseline.
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 4:34 pm
That's good on a muffin! Yummy yum yum!
Posted: Nov 11, 2005 4:56 pm
if it ain't got nudity it ain't my bag, mama. let's go suck on some balls.
Posted: Nov 12, 2005 1:34 am
Yep. One of the Brit exchange students in my dorm at UT busted out Marmite on crackers. I agreed to try it and spit it out into my hand. Marmite to the Models!!!!! It will be like when YaYa spit out the umeboshi!!!!!!
Posted: Nov 12, 2005 2:07 am
That Chris Knight actually asked Adrienne to marry him!! I saw this today! In the most fucked up, "passive-agressive" "get a life, but marry me" way possible! Complete with candles in an apartment that she thought he had bought for her. Really, it was very strange.
Posted: Nov 12, 2005 3:20 am
ooh, thanks for the brady report...i didn't want to admit i was actually curious 'bout how that shit ended.

i am kinda rooting for lisa on ANTM. i don't like any of the other girls enough to root for them, so i might as well go for the crazy wino.
Posted: Nov 12, 2005 4:27 pm
I am for once rooting for no one. If I was impressed with Lisa looks, I'd want her to win, but god, she is fucked up. Usually they have a couple of girls on there that you can almost believe could be models, but man, these chicks are just terrible. I have to admit that Kim is looking good when they are femme-ing her up, but that is one boring dyke. I think it will be Kim or Bre to win.
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 1:13 am
The bitches are at it again! Them some wacky girls.
I'm going for Jayla or Lisa elimination tonight. Though, it's the "Kim's a bitch dyke" week, and she might go because of her snarky little mouth.
(Have you noticed in the long shots of the line ups that Kim is always doing something really girly with her legs...like 40s hiked knee pin ups...)
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 1:27 am
you guys are funny.
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 1:28 am
Which ones--like when they are lined up listening to Small Orange Man Jay Manuel talk some nonsensical crap about what they should be thinking about during the next challenge? It is only 5:30PM here, many more hours to go.
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 1:40 am
Yeah, and when they're all lined up for a client.

Okay, well, I don't want to be a spoiler. I will say Lisa and Kim had really good photoshoots tonight. the Small Orange Man was falling all over himself about both of them.
So, I think I'm going for Jayla elim tonight.
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 4:21 pm
Peesa Lisa is a GONER!
My husband yelled "YES!" when she was eliminated. Chick was ugly as sin but did take some good pictures. I think Jayla should have been eliminated.
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 4:22 pm
Don't you mean, "Gayla?"
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 4:29 pm
Jayla should have TOTALLY been gone. I suppose they really are basing their decision off the judges votes and not the producers demands as Lisa was good TV. Maybe they are realizing that Lisa's days of drama are done and the new catfifghts are Bre/Kim related. I like Kim's photos too but damn her montonous "I am a dyke first and foremost every second of my life" drone drives me bananas. I want Bre to win.
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 6:06 pm
I can't believe Lisa got kicked off before Jayla. Yes, she's sort of ugly, but her picture was good.

Kim annoys me and she has the same pouty face for every picture. I guess Nicole has the best model potential, but her whiny, obnoxious teenage attitude makes me hate her too much. Next week should be funny judging from the previews, I hope a pigeon poops on her.

Bre rules. "That bitch ain't right"
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 6:47 pm
I was pretty surprised that Jayla didn't go.
Yep, what all y'all said.
Posted: Nov 17, 2005 8:51 pm
I think Nicole has some FUCKED up teeth. Jayla's are more fucked (someone on Television without Pity says they look like "Chiclets"), but Nicoles front teeth seriously look like those fake teeth that Lisa had in when she was having a good ol time--which by the way, ruled: "Take a break. Have a cookie!" I already miss her.
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 2:09 am
who got kicked off tonight? any other juicey tidbits i missed??? after the most uncomfortable day in the workplace EVER, i got stuck drinking & eating pizza and missed my lame ass tv program, damn it!
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 2:19 am
so they show the new one on wednesday and a rerun the tuesday before

fuck that shit...I want Gilmore Girls on every night of the fucking week

has anybody heard about some reality show coming up called Space Cadets where they fool people into thinking they're gonna get blasted into space...they should combine the model show with that and watch how those bitches act then...that'd be some television
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 3:21 am
that dumb ass jayla got the boot tonight. woop!
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 4:29 am
Thanks. Pre-empted here tonight for the Tigers game. (WhoopASS!)
I figured she'd go next. So, are we down to five? Or four?
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 6:23 am
THREE! Nik, Nicole and Bre. I accidentally read a spoiler regarding the final 2. I wish I didn't know. Maybe it was a fake spoiler.
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 6:52 am
Three?? Okay...hmmmm.
I'm kind of thinking Bre will go next. Nik will win.
(I just can't believe in my wildest dreams that Nicole will win. So, maybe she'll go next...)
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 1:53 pm
Jayla is my girlfriend.
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 4:40 pm
Jayla is a chiclet toothed ho. I heard she has crabs.

I want Nik to win, but she is too good. They will boot her and pick that horsy Nicole. Watch.
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 5:01 pm
They're all skinney bitches.
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 5:36 pm
And the thing is, they are considered FAT for the modeling industry!
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 6:06 pm
Jayla is a chiclet toothed ho. I heard she has crabs. hook a brotha UP.
Posted: Dec 1, 2005 6:48 pm
She's on MySpace, main.
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 2:01 am
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 2:04 am
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 2:05 am
what happened to bre? i caught just the last few minutes....
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 3:38 am
Bre choked in the commercial they did for Cover Girl.
I was really pulling for Nik, but Nicole really shocked me when she did runway at the end. She was good.
Fiery, you nailed it!
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 1:47 pm
wow, a white chick won america's top black model.
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 4:02 pm
Knew it! Alisa, anyone would look good with that much makeup and hair weave in.

I still think Nicole sucks. But, true, it was time for a white chick.
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 6:27 pm
the first 2 seasons had white girls that won
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 6:38 pm
then there was a black lesbian, then a mixed jazzbo's princess type...now Nicole, whom Twiggy called "The English Rose". I will add to that, "...with a row of huge gopher looking teeth."
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 8:37 pm
i saw one episode. i liked Twiggy.

The rest of the cast were aliens, i'm pretty sure.
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 11:03 pm
Nicole had a lopsided face and a creepy aw-shucks stalker thing in her eyes. I wish the dyke would've won.
Posted: Dec 8, 2005 11:52 pm
Which one? I think Nik was a quiet dyke. The white gurl baby dyke who went to Smith or some shit was boredom deluxe and a shite model.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 1:29 pm
No kidding. That girl was the boringest dyke I ever saw. In fact, I don't even think she was a dyke, I just think it was her schtick. I HATED what she did with her legs in line-up.
So, Eva was a dyke too?? She's been my favorite so far.
Nicole did nail the runway at the end. She looked FIERCE. (haha...Tyra on the sidelines chanting "fierce, fierce, fierce!") Nik just looked scary.
Nicole looks like the white girls that work at the drugstore. But, she was a whiny little thing. Extra points for whiny little things...
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 3:47 pm
I agree--Kim the Dyke was just playing around with the idea. I hated her voice.

Oh yeah, Eva was a big dyke and was open about her relationship the whole time, they just edited it out for Cover Girl's sake.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 4:59 pm
so, did you guys start watching the new season of project runway?
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:17 pm
Shhhhh...we recorded on DVR and have yet to watch it. Let's compare notes later on today or tomorrow.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:20 pm
I heard that Nik is a lesbian and was specifically told to not mention it on-air, which is why she got a "boring" edit. She was my pick to win, but I don't mind her coming in 2nd because oftentimes the 2nd-place or 3rd-place person has a better modeling career. I think she is absolutely stunning.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:21 pm
now that you mention it you never really did hear nik talk about dating anyone......reality tv is so weird
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:27 pm
How come some of them get to be real lesbians and others don't?? I mean, really. Yep, reality TV is so weird. I would have bought the fact that Nik was, in reality, a lesbian quicker than what's her name.
When did the new season of Project Runway start? I always forget about Bravo, but loved that show when I watched a marathon last year.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:30 pm
it started on wednesday night.....they already eliminated 3 people. i'm sure they'll probably replay it again before the new episode next week.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:37 pm
Kim had her little gender-identity issues and that cute little "baby butch" look, whereas Nik had long hair, knew how to put on makeup and had no problem dressing like a girl. In a way, she is lucky, because there was never Tyra's voiceover saying, "Nik, the quiet lesbian from Atlanta. . . ". Instead she got, "Nik, the silent threat from Atlanta" as if she is a fart or something.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:44 pm
heh. Oh, I get it...cute sterotypical lesbian for reality TV. (Lisa was the real lesbian, I think - I've known a lot of lesbians.)
I thought Nik's personality would have made her the better ANTM, but Miss Jay said she didn't have the balls for it, or something. But, damn, Nicole the whiny ass pigeon crying girl? That makes a better "top model"?

Thanks, april n, I'll remember to check it out.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 5:52 pm
Miss Jay was the only one who voted for Nik. I knew that Nicole would be picked, however, because the demographic for Elle Girl is that wholesome teenager crap. Nik is too damn sexy. She'll get a contract somewhere.
Posted: Dec 9, 2005 10:26 pm
If I was one of the lesbians who was told not to mention it-I'd be pissed. Fierydrunk and Andrea-you guys are funny-how do you know this stuff? Like who are the real lesbians and who Miss Jay voted for?
Posted: Dec 10, 2005 1:56 am
Because I am a complete and total gossip, fashion and reality TV WHORE.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 1:09 am
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 2:03 am
I am starting to hate Talk-Show-Tyra. She's so annoying. Shut up and model some bras and panties. Did anyone see the Victoria's Secret fashion show?

All the models looked too skinny and almost a little sickly in a pasty sort of way. Or maybe it was that horrible talk show lighting.

And did you seen Queen Latifah on the Wal-Mart commercial? I kinda liked her after she complained about the photoshop-ing of her body in movie ads, but Wall-Mart commercials? Gimme a break.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 2:28 am
I'm with you about Tyra. Annoying is not the word for it. I used to like her okay, but that whole thing just made me sick. Tyra meets Dr. Olivet...ugh.
I think that was the lighting...but did you notice that Nicole didn't deign to talk to anyone, or get involved in all the who did what to whom. She's taking her title seriously.

When they were talking to the "plus size girl" all I could think of was Queen Latifah. "Well, you know, Cover Girl was really interested in you unitil they saw your personality." Doesn't Q do the Cover Girl ads, too.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 3:49 pm

Damn. I better have DVR-ed that! How was it?
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 4:53 pm
nicole was so annoying on there. when all of the girls came out they were just acting like they were having fun.....nicole comes out trying to act like she some pro model. she was acting sort of snooty the whole time.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 5:01 pm
Nicole is a total idiot with a screwed up grill.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 5:07 pm
Nicole has to live by the Cover Girl Code of Ethics now. Not like that crazy bitch Lisa. She (lisa) was hard to watch...when she was talking about drinking... Tyra should have told her to just stop. She was doing more damange then good. Sure was a good laugh, tho.

Tyra thinks she's Oprah now. Did anyone see her on the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? She was talking about how now she's entering a new stage of her life...it's a whole new ball game. Good God. Do we really need another Dr. Phil or Rachel Ray or Sharon Osbourne or just another celebrity telling us what's important in life? Fuck them all. Yeah Tyra, YOU are really going to make a difference.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 5:14 pm
I heard on Stern the other day that Tyra got into one of those fat suits and went around NYC as a fattie and basically was bawling about it on her show.

What was Lisa saying!?!?!?!
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 5:26 pm
i thought they all seemed a little bit drunk. that one black girl with the long hair (y'know the one that got eliminated near the beginning) was freaking out.

i also loved how they showed the stupid beauty queen bitch getting her hair extensions
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 5:30 pm
Oh man--why did I miss this????

I hated that wench (Beauty Queen).

Speaking of reality beauty queens, the woman who won Survivor (Danni, the Sports Radio Host from Kansas City) was Miss Kansas at one time. She had these gawdawful collagen injections in her lips during the reunion show and kept chewing on her lips and smacking them.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 5:32 pm
I didn't catch the whole show but Tyra brought up Lisa's drinking as an issue in the house (cuz Tyra can HELP her, she can help anyone now that she has her own talk show) and Lisa was like, "yeah, i drink. i don't think i drinking more than 3-4 nights a week. i drink to relax myself." typed it all sounds normal, and her drinking probably is normal, but man, oh, man, it just sounded bad coming out.
Posted: Dec 15, 2005 5:38 pm
On the Project Runway reunion show for Season 1, that crazy Brit bitch got trashed and spilt wine all over the stage and stormed out--classic.

That show rules--I have to DVR it though cos I work at a damn hospital and have to be here before sunrise.
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 3:49 pm
I'm going to the Chiller Theatre convention in Jersey in a couple of weeks, and guess who's gonna be there????

Adrienne Curry, winner of Cycle 1 and future Mrs. Peter Brady. Yeah, he'll be there too.

Can't wait to see Adrienne. She's in the February Playboy.
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 4:25 pm
I wonder how much actual $$$ Adrienne makes now?
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 4:34 pm
Hawking autographs at a convention for $20/piece; I would say not that much. Playboy may have paid her handsomely though.
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 4:36 pm
I heard her on the TV the other day talking about the Playboy spread and about what a BITCH Tyra was. She really trashed her...
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 5:27 pm
I missed all that. The ANTM forum on Televisionwithoutpity.com has lots of talk about that. I keep forgetting to watch Tyra's talk show too. Bitch be crazy!
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 5:43 pm
I am on the new Project Runway junkie drip. Damn, it is goooooooood. I can't believe it, but the casting is even better. Better designers and more vicious fag drama. Way tense.
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 5:49 pm
Aaaaaah!!! I don't have cable! I bet I would eat up Project Runway like so much ice cream.
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 5:59 pm
Yeah, it is superior to all reality shows and kills Top Model. Production is top notch and like I said, the casting! Wow.
Posted: Jan 18, 2006 6:05 pm
Damn! I read this then ran into (what the guys call) "the reading room" here at work to rescue the Feb. edition of Playboy before the boys soil it. (The brewery has its own subscription.) I'll have to read later.

Tyra a bitch? No way.
Posted: Feb 1, 2006 2:08 pm
Okay. . . I met Adrienne Curry last week at the Chiller Theatre convention. She was really gorgeous and super nice. I also met Jane Wiedlin (adorable) and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson (still HOTT). When I get the pics on my blog I'll post the link here.
Posted: Feb 1, 2006 2:18 pm
real grls arent modals. thy just walk. i seen it. i bet ths gierl wont even talk tome.


hey baby.
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 5:34 pm
Cycle 4 marathon on today! They're doing the signs of the zodiac now...
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 6:28 pm
That one who was Cancer freaked me out. I wish they would do another Project Runway season 1 marathon. There is still one episode I never saw.
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 6:40 pm
Please alert me to any and all Project Runway marathons!! Please! They don't list Encore in the CA's weekly guide.
Posted: Feb 5, 2006 7:17 pm
i saw a commercial when i was at the gym friday for tyra's talk show.....she's gonna have some of the girls from the last cycle on individually talking about drama.....lisa, kim, and that blond girl with the big lips that made out with kim.......something about the blond girl attempting suicide i think. not sure when it's coming on though.......maybe i already missed it.
Posted: Feb 20, 2006 9:42 pm
There is a "where are they now" (covering cycles 1-5) special on March 1, then the new "cycle" starts March 8!

And my prediction came true: there is a hamster from New Orleans:


By my calculations, they should have been casting and filming this shortly after Katrina, and by my theory about Tyra Banks, being from New Orleans put this girl at the head of the class due to any potential sob stories.

For what it's worth, I think she is really pretty, shnozz and all.
Posted: Feb 20, 2006 10:06 pm
Are you watching this episode numero uno? I missed this and I am longing for these days of the show. "I need to be a Supermodel", one of them says. Then there is bible-thumping Robin from Memphis. Damn. Those were the days.
Posted: Feb 20, 2006 10:11 pm
Coupla more tidbits about Robin in retrospect:

*She was Miss Libertyland one year!!!

*Her voice is so damn country; maybe I have been away from home for too long but I wanna say she is truly from Holly Springs or Earle.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 2:13 pm
I have the dvd set of the first season! It's the only one that's come out. Because I don't have cable, I haven't seen subsequent seasons since they aired. . . waaah!

Robin was so gross. I started off not minding her, but as the show went on, I despised her. I can't wait to see who I hate this year!
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 2:25 pm
Are there any good extras on the DVD?

When does the new season start?
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 4:42 pm
I think it starts pretty soon, but there are so many reality shows that are about to begin I could be getting it confused. The other one I must see is Top Chef on Bravo.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:20 pm
New season starts March 8; on March 1 there is a "where-are-they-now?" episode that is supposed to cover all seasons.

I don't recall there being lots of extras on the DVD. It promises an "unedited" version of Elyse's rant, but all the swears are still bleeped out. Huh? I would have loved a commentary track, and some post-season interviews, but ah well. I still don't think the show has much of a budget, but it's a hell of a lot better than it was season 1. I will still buy the subsequent DVDs if they come out, because I am that much of a dork.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:35 pm
Buying them will not occur, but renting just may. I have to say, the girls from season one look infinitely more attractive than the skanks that are showing up for subsequent seasons. Adrienne and Elyse were way more attractive than Yohanna (Haganna) or Eva or whomever.

All I gotta say is "Footballers Wives". I just watched episode 1 of season 3...yipes. There was even a couple of flashes of breasts on BBC America.
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 5:41 pm
Here's the new batch o'girls:


I'm going to duck and say this: I liked Yohanna. I didn't like Eva though; IIRC the most attractive girls that time 'round were Ann and the 1/2-Iranian chick (Sara???).
Posted: Feb 21, 2006 6:42 pm
Yohanna had awful awful skin and what I refer to as a Flounder Face. She did know about fashion, however.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 12:07 am
Flounder Face, funny! I wonder if that is what my husband was trying to articulate when he said he didn't like her. He would do this funny thing with his lips.

I didn't think her skin was too bad. Pale, yes. It was a little loose, probably due to losing 40+ lbs. I can relate.
Posted: Feb 22, 2006 1:12 am
Her skin was plastered in foundation and powder and had a craggy look. Sometimes you just can't help it and she could not.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 12:53 pm
Is it me or did they not even put Andrea on the show last night? Does Tyra hate her that much? Or did I miss it when I flipped around to watch some crazy voodoo ceremonies on another channel?
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 9:16 pm
Horseface GodFreak Shannon was the only cycle 1 model represented. Tyra must hate Adrienne and Elyse a whole lot, or they rejected the invitation to appear.

I think they should do a mini-cycle of all the girls who are eliminated first. That would be hilarious.
Posted: Mar 2, 2006 9:20 pm
So, was it just a reunion type show? Does the real stuff start next week?
I'm gonna be in a crunch here...I'm admitting now that I watch American Idol.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 12:23 am
Next week is Episode 1 of the new "cycle"!

Adrienne and Elyse have bad-mouthed Tyra in the media so bad, I doubt she extends the offer and I so doubt they'd accept.

I watch that Memphis kid on Idol; not bad. I tend to only listen in amazement when I am doing other things and run to the TV to laugh at how bad they are.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 12:44 am
It's really like a train wreck. I cain't hep it.
I do like all the black chicks this year...and especially that little 16 year old that can belt it out. There's a coupla guys that I like too. But, laughing at how bad they are?? I feel SO SORRY for that little dork they're making out to be a little stud. Train wreck...as I said.
Sarah watches it too, and we call each other and discuss the fine points all during the show. Did I say dork?

Anyway...I'm in for cycle 1!
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 12:47 am
It is more like "Oh my fucking god"-ing to how bad they are. My fave is that attitudinal little Brooklyn-or is it Yonkers?-gurl who flirts with Simon. She is hilarious and not bad when she gets going. I too like the 16 year old belter but she kinda is clownish. That nerd is so sad. I am pissed they are even leading him on. It could turn all "Carrie" on them and he could end up freaking out and killing everyone if it goes on much longer.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 1:06 am
heh. hell yeah. he has such weird eyes! looks like a little bitty kid on lots of acid.
It is sad.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 2:15 am | Edited by: fierydrunk
I had heard things were getting much more "mean" this season.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 3:08 pm
Fierydrunk, you talkin' 'bout Idol or Top Model with the meanness? I saw the preview for the premier episode of Top Model, and it looks pretty awesome. . . one girl gets accused of being a racist, and the Asian girl chugs down a bottle of wine and they showed her drunk as shit.

I've been waiting 5 seasons for a real, honest-to-goodness catfight to break out on that show, and I really hope it happens this year! I heard that Australia's Next Top Model is over-the-top bitchy (e.g., girls literally throwing shit at each other and putting shit in the other girls' beds, catfights, etc), and I'm hoping that will be an influence on the next two seasons of ANTM.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 3:38 pm
"girls literally throwing shit at each other and putting shit in the other girls' beds, catfights, etc), and I'm hoping that will be an influence on the next two seasons of ANTM."

Whoo hoo! I hope so too! Bring on the drama!

Tyra makes me sick. The good thing about the "where are they now" show the other night is there was limited T-bitch.

I want a fatty to win for once, but you know that ain't gonna happen.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 4:46 pm
I don't know why they keep having they fat girls on there when even the skinniest model on there would need to drop 10 to get work. All except out lovely quick-witted bulemic Elyse...she was the only girl they have had with a true model bod.

And it was Idol I heard was gonna get "mean". But since I am more enamored of ANTM, I'd like it to get truly truly mean! Too bad Tyra fancies herself as Oprah cos maybe that is preventing the catfights.
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 5:09 pm
Tyra looked like shit on the "Where the Girls Are" special the other night. She had some wacky Catherine Bach 'do going and a makeup job a drag queen would be embarrassed by, not to mention a bizarre shirt with leather patches around her boobies. After it was over, I said, "I think I can say with confidence that Tyra Banks has hit a brick wall".
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 5:56 pm
She always looks like shit. Big ol forehead. Anyone know who the judges are this season?
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 5:59 pm
Ugh. Twiggy is back. And I was hoping Miss J would just go back to being the runway trainer--he is so boring on the panel. ANd guess what? The girls look uglier than ever! Yay!
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 7:05 pm
She always looks like shit. Big ol forehead.

She's got a FIVEhead! She said so herself!
Posted: Mar 3, 2006 7:34 pm
Yeah and then she says it is "the difference" that made her a star. I guess that was her thinking with this new batch o' hamsters cos they all got some, um, "differences".
Posted: Mar 9, 2006 5:46 pm
New "Cycle". . . New Crop o' Bitches.

Anyone else watch?

I wanna see Mike Tyson's twin sister Danielle bite delusional old bitch Jade's ear off!!!
Posted: Mar 9, 2006 8:15 pm
I just got through watching the 1st 1/2; gotta go get my brow wax and then I will come home and watch the rest. I was hoping they'd leave that Dani Republican racist/homo hating cheerleader on there cos some fun would ensue--cRazy ass Jade looks just like Pam Grier and I can see some ass-kicking happening after they'd been in the same house awhile!
Posted: Mar 10, 2006 3:33 am
That crazy asian. Damn. So far my two faves are indeed black--the Nigerian and the one from Little Rock.
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 3:46 pm
Ok, 2 things-

1. The judges all look like assholes for booting the NOLA girl! The Asian girl should have gone before her. Did they think they were doing her a favor? maybe they were, but I'm not convinced.

2. My hate for Tyra grows every episode. She's gonna try to be an actress next, I just know it. (Or has she already tried this? Let's not forget her failed music career.) And I hated how when that chick asked her (couple episodes ago) "What advice do you have for the girls who won't make it?" Tyra's answer was fucking lame. "Why you askin' that?" Come on Tyra! As much as I don't like that particular model, her question wasn't THAT bad considering only one girl will win!!!

Less Tyra! More catfights! Will we ever see any hair-pulling?
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 5:59 pm
No way... NOLA girl HAD to go. She needed a nose job and some anti-depressants. The Asian girl is going to get the boot soon though, hopefully not before Jade though.

Tyra's already been an actress... umm.... Coyote Ugly anyone?

I think this season's going to be good for some catfights. I can't wait till they start going at it!
Posted: Mar 22, 2006 6:05 pm
i loved when they described the NOLA girl's picture as "bird-like".
of course, it's her huge beak.
Posted: Mar 23, 2006 2:56 pm
Jade's hair looks like shit, she lookes like some fugly Thumbelina. Kari is hawwwwt!
Posted: Mar 23, 2006 2:59 pm
Just read they sent Kari home. Fuck this show now. Uhg.
Posted: Mar 23, 2006 3:11 pm
Again, they should have sent the Asian chick (Gina?) home.

What the hell was Ms. J wearing? A long black turtle neck dress? I like him more and more, I wanna see some of his modelling pictures. ...bet they're freaky.

I, too, hate Jade's hair, but LOVE that one of the other black chicks got the long hair that she wanted.
Posted: Mar 23, 2006 3:36 pm
Tyra's already been an actress... umm.... Coyote Ugly anyone?

She was also in Halloween: Resurrection and the Disney kid's film called Life-Size.

I always forget how awesome ANTM really is and I think it's because Tyra is sooooooo crazy. I love it when she "shows" the girls how to do the poses. She's absolutely nuts! I hope she's still in the spotlight when she's old and even nuttier. Imagine a semi-senile Tyra at 70 years old?

I agree that she was done. Didn't she try out earlier and not make it like twice? NOLA made it just as a storyline (a boring one at that).

i loved when they described the NOLA girl's picture as "bird-like".

Even better quote was when the one chick was described as "E.T. with a wig". Hilarious!!!! I think she looks like Miss Jay.
Posted: Mar 23, 2006 4:09 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
Making an appearance for this discussion--

Gina deserved it more but Kari is waaaaaaaaay too chubs for modelling. Way. Cornfed. And her head is smushed into a block. Nice girl but.

I heard the house they live in is the home of the surgeon who supposedly murdered the Black Dahlia!!!!! W/O all the Tyra mural-sized lightbox photos and cheap decor, that house is incredible.

I like Miss North Little Rock (Danielle? I don't know any of their names really).
Posted: Mar 23, 2006 5:58 pm
I heard the house they live in is the home of the surgeon who supposedly murdered the Black Dahlia!!!!!

I heard that this house was on some extreme homes show.

Kari is waaaaaaaaay too chubs for modelling.

True. Just as Jade is waaaaaaaay too old for starting a modeling career. That's what I think is so funny about her -- she thinks she knows everything about modeling and that she's the great unknown but you know that she has been turned down a shitload of times already. If she knows so much than she should know that she should have hit the bigtime a long time ago.
Posted: Mar 23, 2006 6:03 pm
Ditto on Jade! It almost made me feel sorry for her last night when she recognized with some sort of plaintiveness that she was 26 years old and no one had seen what she supposedly has...blah blah blah. At least she's got that confidence to fall back on, shit.
Posted: Mar 24, 2006 5:56 pm
Jade sucks. I really can't stand her, but she makes for good TV and so does that blabbering idiot mess, Gina. I also really hated that Sally Struthers-as-a-Bratz-doll smoosh face Kari. I found her really ugly.

I watched part of the pre-boot interview with Wendy, the NOLA (Gentilly, actually) chick, and you know? She looked friggin' gorgeous, big schnozz and all!

I think Danielle is being set up to win, or at least top 3.
That Nigerian chick Nnenna is gorgeous!

And I think that dirty hippie chick Brooke is ugly/sexy.
Posted: Mar 24, 2006 6:59 pm
Brooke can look really awesome--she actually could be the Ann of this "cycle" and get more work than the winner.

Nnenna showed some real fear of failure this week; it was upsetting to see. She twisted her face up a bit when she realized she wasn't kicking everyone's ass.

Danielle looked really good on the runway; really good. And I like her attitude. No nonsense and ghetto, but not all pseudo-together like Eva.

And Jade better stay cos she is so fun to despise. Have you noticed she is trying to play humble with the judges? So... I can't beleive I forgot her name, the girl from Eva's season, the "Respieta" bitch? Totally reminds me of her.
Posted: Mar 24, 2006 8:58 pm
"Respieto" = Yaya. She's currently in Antonio Banderas' film "Take the Lead". For a bitch, she was pretty good-looking.

Jade is a total butterface. When I get a good shot at her body I'm blown away by her extreme wasp-waistedness. She could've done some great pinups in Exotique magazine.

The stripper shoe challenge made me cringe. A lot.
Posted: Mar 24, 2006 9:06 pm
I like the tall blondie who got the mohawk-like haircut. I like her look, I guess you could say. She looks kinda like Scarlett Johanson (who I thoroughly enjoyed in "The Island"). I thought it was funny when she said she won't be able to go to any of her boyfriend's republican parties with that hair cut! C'mon! You're competing to be a MODEL who will model lingerie and shit.
Posted: Mar 24, 2006 9:11 pm
I was HATING Tyra at that point--the stripper shoe challenge. She could have broken their necks. You know they have signed away their lives on some stupid waiver just for her to abuse them weekly.
Posted: Mar 24, 2006 9:13 pm
The tall blondie republican lackey's gurl LOOKS like a stripper! I can't believe she thinks she looked somehow "conservative" at all. She breathes "Tall n Trashy". She did walk well in the shoes, huh?
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 1:08 am
I've been out of the "Tyra's a bitch" camp, but she just did something shocking! She pretended to be sick and pass out in front of the girls to introduce the acting challenge.

Damn. All in the name of improvisation!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 1:18 am
Alisa. I am on the West Coast. I am 3 hours and 18 minutes from seeing Tyra continue to shock me with her sadism!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 1:20 am
Whoa, 20 minutes into it and : How's 'bout that Jade! Whatta playa hate-a!
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 1:22 am
Fiery - when Jade and Furonda are in the bedroom talking, tell me, did she really say "nicenessness"?
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 1:23 am | Edited by: fierydrunk
I just need to stay away from this thread for a few hours.

Great. Just found out I can't watch it tonight b/c Amazing Race is on...Hollis got dibs. Thank you for DVR.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 2:33 pm
Fiery - when Jade and Furonda are in the bedroom talking, tell me, did she really say "nicenessness"?

YES, she did!!!! And she made fun of Furonda for using the word "facade". I think she just didn't know what it meant. Jade is a dumbass, and evil to boot. Furonda is brighter than I first thought.

JADE SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME. She hasn't taken a photo that the judges have been happy with, but when they glossed over her terrible performance last night I knew she'd stay.

Chock another one up for predictability: I saw in the preview that it was Tyra who passed out, and in the second she walked in the door I *knew* that it was going to be fake. Shit, forget about when she's 70 -- I think she is senile NOW!!!!

Then I watched LOST, and my love for Fat Hurley grew.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 2:46 pm
JADE SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME. She hasn't taken a photo that the judges have been happy with, but when they glossed over her terrible performance last night I knew she'd stay.

Yeah, after this night, it is totally apparent they are just keeping her on for the drama...which hopefully will pick up next week with Nnena and Brooke so they can send jade packing.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 2:46 pm
I think they're keeping Jade 'cause she's a bitch and makes for good TV. I liked how the judges thought she was acting like such a drag queen!

Re: Lost - I love Fat Hurley too. What's up with the crazy "psychologist"? She better not be playing with his emotions. That show better serve up some resolution at some point...
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 4:22 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
I can't comment on ANTM until later on cos I haven't seen it, BUT my take on Lost is that, yeah, all of it is in everyone's mind. I have only been watching for about the last 5 episodes (I missed last season), but that seems to be the gist. SCI FI!!!! I love that show.

Where do I go back to to understand who "them" are? Do they come up in the first season?
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 5:54 pm
Yeah, you should rent Lost season 1 to get it all. It's too complicated to explain with all the plot twists, back stories on everyone, etc.

Sometimes I think maybe they are all in purgatory, but then what's with the magnetic stuff?
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:26 pm
I don't know--and the hieroglyphics/astrological table red light thing? Creepola.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 6:51 pm
Where the f_ck is Walt?! And what about all the fake beard and costumes that Kate found? Did she ever tell anyone?
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 9:27 pm
I rewound the bad "fainting" scene a jillion times and my fave part is when Tyra first starts saying she has been working so hard and is lightheaded, you hear someone say, 'We've got some pizza???" in the background.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 9:30 pm
"tyra is too good an actor"
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 9:34 pm
"Love is a beautiful thing...but it will kill you."

Posted: Apr 6, 2006 10:02 pm
mollie was the only one i found attractive at all. i found her pretty damn attractive.
Posted: Apr 6, 2006 10:25 pm
I have to give it up to Tyra playing Mollie Sue as a news anchor--seriously pretty good. Maybe Tyra needs to be on The View or Today.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 2:28 am
fiery -- I was wondering when this thread would start back up. So I'm a bit mad that CBS switched Amazing Race right opposite Top Model but that's what VCRs are for. Anyways, I don't even know where to begin with last night. That shit was too much. I'm glad that Brooke got to stay and we became fans of Faronda bigtime. I don't know what's up with Nenna but that dorky ass boyfriend is dragging her down. Jade is pure poison.

Do you look at any other lists reviewing the show. I saw this one that was pretty funny with great still shots, little movies, funny pictures, etc. at something like fourfour.com or something. There was a pretty funny post about Miss Jay in his curlers looking like that old lady Pearl from 227. Ha!!
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 2:08 pm
The blog with the screencaps/video/audio is here:


Damn, I love that blog.
Posted: Apr 7, 2006 4:39 pm | Edited by: fierydrunk
Thanks! I know what I will be doing once I have looked at the other two threads on this site of interest of me this AM.

How about Top Chef, people???? We need a new thread for that gem.

Yep. Furonda! Great attitude and looked really good with the curly hair and the gorgeous chiffon dress. That dress she wore on Veronica Mars...damn. I want it.
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