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Posted: Aug 7, 2003 10:30 am
The Jenny Jeans are hitin' the road!

Cirlce Bar
New Orleans, LA
w/ The Fontanelles

Jackson, MS
w/ The Overnight Lows

Memphis, TN
w/ The Tearjerkers

Oxford, MS
George's Longshot Lounge
w/ The Tearjerkers

It's almost too much to believe!

Posted: Aug 8, 2003 9:54 am
hot dog party today at 8p.m.-Martel's. Next Sat hot dog party at Martel's=noon.
Posted: Aug 8, 2003 9:55 am
plus jungle juice in a garbage can for your driving pleasure
Posted: Aug 10, 2003 5:13 am
I was about to say there's no way we'd get there by noon on Fri., but I guess we'll already be there noon on Sat. I'm is a smart boy.
Posted: Aug 11, 2003 9:52 pm
scott--im going to be down there...bring my camera.
Society Paige
Posted: Aug 11, 2003 10:49 pm
Don't tell Scott what to do, ya lazy thing. Bring it yourself.
Posted: Aug 11, 2003 11:29 pm
If Scott or T-bot are reading this, do you have any objections to the Carbonas jumping on your show at the Circle Bar Friday night?

I gotta ask Kelly if it's alright too.

Posted: Aug 12, 2003 3:08 am
I don't mind, but you know Kelly. So was very hesitant about 2 bands playing. If it's ok with her it's ok with me.
Womb Raider
Posted: Aug 12, 2003 4:29 am
I got a gallon of relish at sam's club yesterday.

if it ain't gone in a week, you're all in big trouble.

Posted: Aug 12, 2003 5:04 am
Kelly just called here and she said that if the Jenny Jeans don't mind, she doesn't. She also put in a request to Eric for a copy of "Popular Favorites" to put on the jukebox at the circle. Laytah
Womb Raider
Posted: Aug 18, 2003 1:33 am
the madness has been published for your viewing pleasure.


Posted: Aug 19, 2003 9:28 pm
so what's a Chicken Box?
Womb Raider
Posted: Aug 20, 2003 12:40 am
Oh, my friend, you haven't lived.


Please, please go to the media page and download the frankie & johnny commercial.

Taste like ya mama's!

Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 20, 2003 12:59 am
Is that Col.Sanders tradin secretis with Jimmy Chickenbox?!?! Whaaaaaaa?

Posted: Aug 20, 2003 1:08 am
i say, i say...
that's a great commercial!
i gotta get me some of that chicken (even if i did meet my wife at a popeyes)
Chris O
Posted: Aug 20, 2003 2:47 am
wow, that's quite a head of hair that man has (whichever Frankie or Johnny is the one who doesn't look like Ike Turner).
Womb Raider
Posted: Aug 20, 2003 5:27 am




Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 20, 2003 11:45 pm
The difference between white guys and black guys, is that some white guys are named Lenny, where as some black guys are named Carl.
Posted: Aug 24, 2003 7:46 pm
There it is ladies and gentlemen! The only funny thing Alienator has ever said, but I don't believe he thought it up himself.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Aug 24, 2003 11:57 pm
Hi folks,a little late on this'un...

I thought this was the Chicken In A Box that was in Tastee Donuts in Gentilly! I used to live near there and would eat their chikkin often,but is this a new company?

I love The Chicken Wars article in the news link section-only in NOLA could this happen!Makes me nostalgic...*sniff sniff*!!!!

When i was a smaller garbage disposal,my mom ran a chicken restaurant in Pascagoula with the same name! When i moved to Gulfport some employees tried to run it(back in Goula) but it didn't last long. I'm SERIOUS! Wouldn't tell a lie to my fellow Goners,yaknow!!!

And yes Scott,i think Alienater cribbed that line from A Midsummer's Night Dream (or was that Dude,Where's My Car?)

Society Paige
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 2:42 am
Another 'Goula Goner? I never woulda thought it......
Where was the restaurant?
kevin e
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 6:36 am
Isn't that just from The Simpsons?
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:32 am
Yeah, from the Simpsons where Montgomery Burns captures the Lockness monster to try and make friends....then he comes to the conclusion that being a heartless miser is what realy makes him happy....that's realy a funny episode and doesn't get the attention it deserves.

Was Midsummers Night Dream Shakespeare or Poe?

Posted: Aug 25, 2003 9:38 pm
..man that SIMPSONS last night was awful; the only real laugh i got was when the postman wants to read the TWILIGHT ZONE magazine,BUT HIS GLASSES ARE BROKEN!!!(and i thought i was the only one who remembered the twilight zone mag.;it was a slightly brainier FANGORIA...)
I already posted about this, but the Chicken Box will pay for your wedding if you buy a 1000 pieces of chicken!! Man, if I wasn't such a misogynist, i'd take them up on it!!
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 9:43 pm
check out the 1948 version of HAMLET, with Olivier. Ophilias' a hottie,and some killer 'ear poison'-fu!
Joe-Bob says check it out.
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:00 pm
Both Simpsons sucked last night and both Futurama's sucked too...after I saw which simpsons episodes they were, I played Zelda instead....Last week, Futurama and The Simpsons were new episodes and they rocked my world!

If you were a true misogynist you'd get married....who'll make you dinner and wash your clothes?

Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:01 pm
The answer is your Mom!!!! That's who does it for me, I hope your catholic....single protestant misogynists got it tough.
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:02 pm
just like you: his mom
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:04 pm
If your Andrew Dice Clay hot chicks in tube tops will do it for you...but he was full of shit...when was the last time you got your boxers washed without slipping them in on the sly?
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:07 pm
Your full of shit like Andrew Dice Clay...exept aren't you married? Maybe your a classic misogynist ala Jackie Gleason, Archie Bunker, and Everyone Loves Raymonds Dad!....more power brother....but don't try to dis us freebirds cuz your holed up in the bird cage.
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:08 pm
Spanish women and italian women will do your laundry....because they understand.
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:09 pm
shit, you beat me to it...
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:10 pm
might as well marry a trash can, the hole is smaller and it smells better
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:10 pm
Boxers and socks is about all I need...and after a month of freeballin, any woman with an invested interest in you, is more than happy to do your laundry...I've had women buy me new pants!
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:11 pm
or your mouth.
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 10:23 pm
"Misogynist:a man who hates women as much as they hate each other."-H.L. Mencken.
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 11:12 pm
BTW, i ain't really a misogynist, but helen says i am one, and i dont wanna let her down...
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 11:39 pm
Didn't H.L. Mencken also say that "no one ever went broke underestimating intelligence"? I heard it on Larry King Live.

You probbably are a misogynist by todays standards...fuck it....The Devil Dogs were one of the most misogynistic bands ever...and now Andy G concentrates on sugar pop....granted The Roller Kings are my favorite spin off band....but I kind of feel let down that he's still not waving the mysogyny flag! I mean your supposed to become worst a misogonist the older you get! Even when you mellow with your kids.

At least that's what I think, and if I have a say by golly, it'll be the next indie trend!!!

Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 11:43 pm
Some people think I'm a misogynist because I once hit a girl.....but she was pulling my hair from behind, and I didn't know if it was her or her boyfriend...so I swung based on equal rights.....I'm a feminist.....men and women get equal treatment in my book!

That's a little harsh....lets change the topic back to hot dogs.

Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 11:46 pm
Oh yeah, and if a girls not turned on by that...who needs her....There's thousands and thousands who are...fuck em.
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 25, 2003 11:47 pm
er...hot dogs that is....oh yeah and that's all b.s....nix it from your mind.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Aug 26, 2003 7:35 pm
Society Paige...are YOU a Goula Goner? HOLY SHIT! I'll meet you at Market St.and Washington Ave by the beach,that's where i grew up...
Society Paige
Posted: Aug 26, 2003 9:25 pm
1007 Washington Street is where I spent my childhood (just down from Trent Lott's pad). My grandmother (Gulley) lives there now though. I went down a month ago - spent the night on Petit Bois.
You'll have to fill me in when I go back at Xmas on where to go. The Yacht Club with the grandmother is only fun for so long.....
Posted: Aug 26, 2003 9:41 pm
Hey Human Garbage Disposal,
When you lived in Gulfport, did you ever take any piano lessons?
The reason why I ask is that my grandmother used to teach piano to a ton of kids.
She lived on Mockingbird Lane.
Her name was Lois McAlister.
She used to play all the yachtclubs on the coast, as well as the Broadwater Hotel.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Aug 28, 2003 4:18 am
I wound up on 2906 Washington Ave,right by this big park where all the Rocker Kids got drunk on weekends... i could hear 'em late at night as i tried to sleep!It was also pretty bitchin' to go to the beach and on one side of the horizon see oil torches and on the other see big cranes and Nuclear subs! I never realized Trent Lott lived on that same street, no wonder i'm being followed by the government,hahaha!

I lived in Pascagoula from birth till 14,when my family moved to Gulfport to be closer to my Dad's job (and his relatives),so any info on what to do there is probably out of date.Then again,getting drunk is timeless,so is going to either Biloxi/Gulfport,Mobile/PCola or NO for a more "Big City" experience,so if you have a car you know the drill...

Actually,i share an affection for the Goula that borders on unreasonable!Apart from the knucklehead locals,i really dug the industrial bent of the town's aesthetic (Shipyard,Oil Refinery,Paper Mill,Cat Food Factory)mixed with the marshes and general Southern overgrowth of moss, trees and Kudzu.Add a lack of pick up after any hurricane and youv'e got yerself a little town that looks downright POST-APOCALYPTIC!I still have dreams about hangin' there!

Of course,i've been told that it's "changed",which probably means it's been gentrified,just like everywhere else! i'm kinda scared to go back,esp. after seeing what's happened to Gulfport and Biloxi in recent years!I'm sure it's been strip malled out,just like those places...

The Chicken Box started on the main drag of Market St.,it got trashed by a Hurricane and was take out only until we moved it to a restaurant on Chico Rd.,where it remained until it closed.

There are many fine facts about Human Garbage Disposal(and Pascagoula) on the web at humangarbagedisposal@yahoo.com....GO PANTHERS! (or did i go to OLV? Such a blur,those daze...)

Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Aug 28, 2003 4:19 am
Talbot,the name rings a bell,but i don't think i ever saw her play!
Society Paige
Posted: Aug 28, 2003 5:17 am
The papermill/catfood plant combo smell is indeed a very special Goula characteristic. Man, you were just a few blocks away on the same street. Yeah - Lott's house is the big grey one with all the winding stairs on Beach Blvd., and after that little racial faux pas he pulled a few months back, my grandmother said the media trucks were all around the house. She was very distressed b/c she couldn't take her nightly walk down to the beach (otherwise known as the litter strewn sand strip at one end of the Blvd.) without "one of those donkeyass reporters sticking a microphone in my face." Last month I went to some biker bar on Market street with a sand pit and volleyball net in the parking lot, but it was pretty scary. I made up for that with a trip to Bozo's the next afternoon - home of the best shrimp po'boy I've ever had, even better than the many I've sampled in NO.

Where are you now? I'm in Memphis.

Posted: Aug 28, 2003 8:12 pm
Man, I used to have fun in Gulfport as a kid.
When my grandparents had no room for us, we'd stay at the Alamo Courts Motor Inn, (the most genius motel ever, you felt like you were in Tijuana or something) go to Wet Willie's, eat Cajun's Fried Chicken, which was actually pretty good, but not as good as Chicken Box, and go see the local minor league basketball team (the jets? I think - ABA?). Yeah, my Grandma was a trip - she lived in Memphis forever before Gulfport and she used to play piano on live radio shows from the Peabody Skyway.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Aug 29, 2003 2:21 am
Wow,Memphis! I heard that was the best city because it's so fire! I live in seattle now,been up here for a year or so after a 71/2 year stint in Portland (after 5 in New Orleans,etc).It's pretty cool up here,in some cases TOO cool,as in the music scene,but i've always loved NW stuff ever since i was a kid,reading the World Book encyclopedia and seeing pictures of Totem Poles and the World's Fair.
That biker bar you went to- was it called Thunders Tavern? That was the Rocker bar where bands used to play,dating back to the 70s! Mostly cover bands,as that was all the entertainment options for "Rock n'Roll" if you wanted to drink in the bars back then.(BTW,this started my lifelong hatred of Cover Bands,recently refueled by the spate of hip "Tribute" acts created by people w/ no ideas or confidence in their own songwriting...Waah.)

I lived by Longfellow Manor,a place that was half destroyed for as long as i can rememeber post-hurricane.

I used to get dragged to my relatives houses in G-Port when i was a kid. I was forbidden to talk to anyone that lived around the neighborhood,even certain relatives were off limits to me!! the one bright spot was going to my Aunt's house on Sunday mornings,where i would watch the Sunday morning Movie on Channel 8 outta NO (we didn't get it in Goula)....warped my brain good!

The Alamo is still there ,though a pale imitation of it's former genius...

Society Paige
Posted: Aug 29, 2003 5:29 am

And FYI - the Longfellow House was taken over by Ole Miss. No idea why. But, at least they have rebuilt it - and it looks great. Bad news...the lighthouse finally fell into the Gulf. Now you have to use a flashlight to see all the oil spill stains on the seawall at night!

Posted: Aug 29, 2003 9:18 pm
if you've ever heard the boot of Pussy Galore live in N.O.in ;86, you get to hear human garbage pestilance give directions to his place in Gulfport;"..turn right at the Catfish Shack..."
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Aug 30, 2003 2:55 am
...and i've been living it down ever since!they had a bad time at my house,half of 'em were sick and the other half were fighting,so they stayed at at hotel,not the Alamo Lodge but right by there...

They listed "Biloxi,Miss" as one of their worst shows in an interview with Gerard Cosloy (who rememebers HIM?) in an issue of Conflict zine.It broke my heart for years,but after seeing what happened to them i think it's funny now!

Posted: Aug 30, 2003 11:42 am
it's official. the board is too cool for me. or school. i can't tell, i just know it's all about the cool apparently.


Posted: Aug 30, 2003 7:23 pm
Cosloy launched the festering pus of PAVEMENT on the world, so his horrible influence will long outlast his "fame"...
HOMESTEAD and MYSTIC may have been the worst labels of the 80s, with post-1982 SST running in third...
Chris Alienator
Posted: Aug 30, 2003 9:51 pm
I wish I could go back to the days when Pavement was the easiest thing to bitch about...now I'd take Pavement and Phish over half the shit out there...in the underground or otherwise.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Aug 31, 2003 2:13 am
What's cool dj? Not me!
Posted: Aug 31, 2003 2:55 pm
i still listen to saccharine trust....and dc-3...
Posted: Aug 31, 2003 9:44 pm
speaking of Phish...http://www.sexcriminals.com/news/15194
Posted: Sep 1, 2003 12:29 am
don't take it personal hgd. i was just reviving an old pseudonym. the asshole comes with the name. putting him away again for now.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Sep 2, 2003 3:02 am
Posted: Sep 2, 2003 8:13 am
those two guys are gay. nothing wrong with that, but it's true.
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