Posted: Jul 28, 2003 9:54 pm
My tenatative plans are this...take a greyhound straight down I-75, sipping Evan Williams the whole way....Once in Memphis, induce puking, so I can keep drinking. Take taxi to said show, shit myself in exitment pure amazment, puke on anybody I see. Get a southern bell of a teenage hooker to suck me off, puke on her, but not necessarily in that order. Pass out under a bush, wake up and eat some Church's Chicken or Popeyes, less I should somehow find myself as Gus'...then get on the Greyhound constipated as all get out. Also since it's Holloween, I have to egg a bunch of shit, shake Ike Turners hand, piss on Graceland, buy Eddie Money a martini, pay homage to bucka whites headstone, sell my soul to a tall black man at a cross roads, eat fried chicken feet in a voodoo ritual, and fuck another black hooker, buy a hot gun and shoot an apple off a mexican farm laborers head...smoke crack, shoot dope, snort coke, smoke a doobey with Ziggy Marley...puke some more, and then get on the Greyhound bus constipited as all gets out.