Posted: Jul 2, 2008 4:08 pm
I'm gonna break this Jack Stands's neck and eat his eyeballs! How DARE he speak out against our passionless rehashed glory--our dwindling inspiration-less grip on current cultural demands?! How DARE he call into question the integrity of the dead?!
Jack Stands, be wary of the nights that follow, for soon not even boarded up windows and a shotgun will stop our minions from devouring you--sober or not--and you, too, will be one of us! To all who remain, in faith, I will see you next Saturday!