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Posted: Dec 14, 2006 8:08 am
 
Chopper Girl vs. The Oscars vs. The Guacos 5$ fo yo asses. Get there and get yo chip and vote on who gets the most from the door. Its gonna get real fucking nasty. I will demolish demonically the dudes from the other drippy bands. (yes this is a challenge!)
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 5:29 pm
 
chopper girl will rot under the foot of guaco
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 5:56 pm
 
ok so is it the 27th or the 28th? cuz i gotta kill two people on the 29th at 7:30 am i'm swamped that morning.
Posted: Dec 14, 2006 10:08 pm
 
you say you're a witch from hell
but last night i was calling you tinkerbell
Posted: Dec 15, 2006 9:35 am
 
don't dare challenge me!
I'm Mad as Chuck !
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 5:15 pm
 
just because ya gotta shit ton of friends, doesn't mean you'll be pocketin all the ends, yeah you might have the gift to gab, but i bet you'll be beggin me to pay your tab
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:21 pm
 
GUACOS!
Posted: Dec 28, 2006 7:40 am
 
Yall weak ass bitches are not gonna fuck with me. I swear I swear Im gonna Get U. I swear I swear Ill get yo family too. I swear I swear Ill drop a curse bitch... u wanna know why cuz Im the wicked witch.
Posted: Dec 28, 2006 7:40 am | Edited by: Chopper Girl
 
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Posted: Dec 28, 2006 9:33 am
 
wicked witch
anybody taste her pussy lately??

skipjack or
albacore

call it a mini tuna tart
Posted: Dec 28, 2006 9:45 am
 
don't hate the game just hate the Guacos, triflin' bitches need to know we ARE the institution. word
Posted: Dec 28, 2006 7:50 pm
 
the institution of what the fuckin crazy house.listen little cocka cocka doodle. ya need to keep your ass out the cock house and take your flodgin little hen pushin no sense havin cracker jack ass back to mrs winners. cuz the only way your gonna get some taste is if they cook you crunch you and douse your ass in hotsauce.and thats the only way your gonna win to WORDS!!!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 28, 2006 7:59 pm
 
but also yeah the fuckin guacos will destroy the kitchen. fuckin A talk about a duality complex.i also am going to play in a one man black metal band the same night HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 29, 2006 5:24 am
 
hey chopper girl
lookin like ralph macchio with curls
you must be on spring break from ice t's rap school
i seen you in the backyard sittin by the kiddie pool
sippin on sparks smokin black n milds
you aint got no gangsta
just some cheap azz busta styles
Posted: Dec 29, 2006 5:10 pm
 
whoa this is so big

I'm definitely bringing my gun
Posted: Dec 30, 2006 10:44 pm
 
B-BOOM!!!!!!
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 12:38 am
 
our amps are built by nasa
hate on us and it'll be a disasta!
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 12:38 am
 
GUACOS
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 12:41 am
 
Haters Ball.
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 1:21 am | Edited by: chuckvicious
 
flyer
Guacos eatin Chopper's Taco
gettin sick so they can't rocko
so they might as well stop-o
cause they aint on top-o
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 1:23 am | Edited by: chuckvicious
 
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Posted: Jan 1, 2007 2:14 am
 
chuck needs to keep his mouth clean, or i will fill with gasoline, light a match here we go,chucky go boom for the oscars show finally somethin that sounds good. the demise of the ramen noodler
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 3:58 pm
 
ramen noodler?
Posted: Jan 2, 2007 10:52 pm
 
woah happy new year peace on earth!!
Posted: Jan 11, 2007 12:37 am
 
fuck the oscars fuck all yall
you dont want trouble then suck on my balls
u just talkin shit and yall got problems
im the chopper geez and im gonna solve em
dismatle yr band on stage in front of memphis
cuz im bout the drama and im bout my business
eat a fucking cup of shit
u dont know who u fuckin wit
i got midgets and blood u still want some BITCH?
im gonna have the most chips so shut up yo lipz
and if that dont get em Im gonna bring out the whips!

Beatches!
Posted: Jan 11, 2007 6:26 am
 
poops on thread
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 9:19 am
 
Lineup update

Chopper Girl
The Oscars
Stags
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 11:10 pm
 
Posted: Jan 25, 2007 11:24 pm
 
That write up is really cool, except that the Oscars is not centered around me. I would be nothing with out sam or abe.
Posted: Jan 26, 2007 12:50 am
 
STAAGS! Witty rap to cum.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 3:57 am
 
There's a few inaccuracies in that write up.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 2:48 pm
 
Sorry I can't be there.
I can't drive due to meds for injuries sustained in the line of duty.
I hope you all have fun.

I'm rooting for Choppy.
And Oscars.
And Quinn.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 2:54 pm
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ul32UksHQ&eurl=
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 2:54 pm
 
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 4:00 pm
 
That's the best video. Ever.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 7:18 pm
 
Is this still a "battle for the souls of Memphis" tonight?

If so, I need to do exactly 11 sit-ups, 14 push-ups, and 12 chin-ups.

Must. Be. Strong.

I ain't got no rhymes, though.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 7:23 pm
 
Hate the toilet, but I love the sceene.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 9:12 pm
 
That video should win an award.

If i can get my shit together i'll make some kind of trophy out of trash for the winner of tonite's competition.
Posted: Jan 27, 2007 11:28 pm
 
Oscars already win.
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 12:55 am
 
Click Here For Video (if you haven't already
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 1:19 am
 
A+
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 1:58 am
 
Chuck should win an OSCAR.

har har. Get it??
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 5:17 am
 
Oh my god you suck!
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:49 am
 
Chopper Girl won. She got skills, undeniably. She's a Tae Kwan Do lady, and she could fuck up a Jay Reatard with a board, apparently. No match to the rice crispie treat to the front of samuel wade's forehead in the aftershow action in the back; made Sam look hindu. Dot right up there.

However, the Oscars played one of the most metal songs ever. There were a few other good tunes, but that was my favorite.
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 10:19 am
 
Chopper girl is cute.
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 4:32 pm
 
hope my boys made me proud...
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 6:35 pm
 
OSCAARS! Snakes on a plane, genius.
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 8:23 pm
 
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EAT A RIGAMORTAJERRIATRICX DICK SLOPPER GIRL AND THE FAAAAGGGGSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!OSCARS REIGN SUPREME AND YALL'S A BUNCH OF CHIP STACKIN HACKS...........WANNABE MACKS SIT ON THE FACTS OSCARS SKULLFUCK YOU TO THE MAX..........YA BETTER AX SOMEBUDDY YA MARK ASS PLAYDOUGH SOLD BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU KNOW WE DID SCOTTY P!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 10:13 pm
 
I've got a scrape across my forehead. I actually think it was caused by flying rice krispie treats. Now i will clean them up- thanks.
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 10:16 pm
 
This just found on the Hitone floor

1 business card for an AMRO Music piano consultant with handwritten inscription-

"Why dont you check out my vag?"
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 10:19 pm
 
you're a checked-out vag.
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 11:11 pm
 
you're a checked-out vag.
touche...

Oh yeah, thanks Chopper for usin that garbage bag onstage for the blood. Makes my life alot easier today.
Posted: Jan 28, 2007 11:44 pm
 
My friend has a VAG?
Posted: Jan 29, 2007 12:03 am
 
thanx everybody "meaning the other bands that came to see us play and stayed to play our show" REALLY THANK YOU FOR YOUR RETORT ITS AN HONOR TO PLAY WITH SUCH PRESTIGIOUS MORONS LIKE YOURSELVES WHAT A FUCKIN PRIVILEGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT PUTS A PERMA SMILE ON MY FACE. BY MY FACE I MEAN MY ASS, AND BY MY SMILE I MEAN MY CRACK. THE CRACK OF MY ASS. THANK YOU
Posted: Jan 29, 2007 4:04 am
 
Now i will clean them up- thanks.

mwaaaahhahahahaaahahaaaaaa!!!!!
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