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Posted: Apr 27, 2006 9:37 pm
 
We are not used to post messages on those bulletin boards, feeding this kind of stupid bullshit's discussions. We would have liked to talk about those problems, face to face, but April is not able to talk with human beings except through internet. It' s a pitty, but now, things are going too far...

April : "shut your mouth !"
You're angry at us 'cause you think that we broke your amps, but we didn't. We just used your amps to play guitar, we didn't jump on them, beat them, or put beers on them. We used them just like if it was our own amps. When you go on tour, little girl, you need and must have amps in perfect condition ( that was the deal for that Fatals/Rat traps tour... ).
If you played more than 10 minutes on stage, maybe your amps would have passed away when YOU played.
We think that the best way for a rock n roll band is to play on stage, not to tell stupid blablablas on webshits. You should play more on stage and stop telling shits about us.
One more time : "shut your fuckin' ugly mouth !!!"

THE FATALS.
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 9:42 pm
 
Did you just stink up our computer? MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:23 pm
 
yikes! it's gettin' ugly!
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:24 pm
 
god-DAMN!
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:26 pm
 
It's just a publicity stunt.
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:27 pm
 
Someone put a call out to Lance Armstrong...
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:27 pm
 
you're a publicity stunt.
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:29 pm
 
webshits
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:47 pm
 
"stupid blablablas on webshits"
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 10:55 pm
 
THis is Freedom in it's truest form
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 11:11 pm
 
whoa, deja vous!
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 11:20 pm
 
Dang, I'm busy for more than hour and THIS?

It's just a publicity stunt.
God I hope so.
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 11:22 pm
 
zut alors!
Posted: Apr 27, 2006 11:45 pm
 
This is Fucking hilarious! Fuck the Rat Traps, or at least the drummer, I heard he likes to push around girls, what a bitch.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:05 am
 
Don't talk shit about people you don't know... some girls deserve to get pushed around.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:11 am
 
The only two French folks worth a damn are Jack & Lili.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:13 am
 
can i get that $122 you made off ebay selling fatals records then michael?
hehe... so you tomorrow!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:15 am
 
This is getting more out of hand than the Metallica/Guns N' Roses tour!

But seriously, it's actually very sad. Both bands were awesome when they played here and both bands were nothing but nice to me.
Hope it all sorts itself out. Just happy I got to see this tour before it got all hectic.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:16 am
 
Yeah, well, I'm still broke.

So you tomorrow too.

And mess with April anymore, guyz, and I'll burn your little wine villages to the ground.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:28 am
 
wowzers. didn't know you had that in you b8man. stellar.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:29 am
 
Metallica was pretty awesome when they played here on that tour.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:55 am
 
uh oh, someone's gonna be swimming in the mississippi
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 12:59 am
 
stop telling shits about us.

HA! My favorite part. I love the Frenchies! And April.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 1:00 am
 
alix, im pretty sure "lola" is the girl jeff pushed down. it was part of the whole music deal or whatever, but he didnt have to do it.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 1:27 am
 
girls shouldn't get into rock n' roll then
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 1:28 am
 
would you stand up front at a gg allin show and not expect to get pushed... or punched?
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 1:34 am
 
I always stand up front and eat giant sloppy hoagies at shows.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:44 am
 
FYI: The Geege died.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 6:09 am
 
For whom the bell tolls indeed
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:16 am
 
<b>girls shouldn't get into rock n' roll then</b>
<b>would you stand up front at a gg allin show and not expect to get pushed... or punched?</b>

would you go on tour with the Fatals and not expect to get fucked with?
dumbasses!!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:35 am
 
This is great. I think anyone seriously interested in this should congregate & beat the tar out of each other.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 1:34 pm
 
I wanna see "The Fatals unplugged".
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:09 pm
 
jeffrey novak = gg allin rebirthed... who knew?!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:14 pm
 
girls shouldn't get into rock n' roll then
would you stand up front at a gg allin show and not expect to get pushed... or punched?



Don't talk shit about people you don't know...
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 3:20 pm
 
i know gg allin, what are you talking about?
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:44 pm | Edited by: dirk diggler
 
apparantly bateman is the only real man or american around here (aside from me of course). i was wondering how long you fags were gonna sit around and let these french fucks insult our women. first brad and now this. well i for one won't stand for it.
april and the boys cancelled the boston gig and are coming to see the action swingers tonight at union pool in williamsburgh, brooklyn. (true!!!) come throw rocks at collaborator joe before he goes on trial for aiding and abetting non-freedom rockers. some tickets are still available.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 4:54 pm
 
April is a moron.
A. She sucks the dick (literally) of anything thats in a band getting hype or their records out.
B. Jeffrey Novak one man band fucking blows. ANyone who will tells you otherwise has boring musical taste and probably still talks about the Reatards.
C.The Rat Traps are good, but its because of Joe. April is a fucking joke.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:02 pm
 
j'agree, the reatards are so 2005

oh shit, there I go talking about the reatards...how 'boring'
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:18 pm
 
Why on earth would anyone talk about the Reatards??? They're sooooo old!

People who talk about the Reatards are so stupid! God! Grow up people!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:18 pm
 
DDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S GET IT ON!!

TOOT SWEET!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:26 pm
 
It is time to do the webshits.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:30 pm
 
April is a moron.
A. She sucks the dick (literally) of anything thats in a band getting hype or their records out.
B. Jeffrey Novak one man band fucking blows. ANyone who will tells you otherwise has boring musical taste and probably still talks about the Reatards.
C.The Rat Traps are good, but its because of Joe. April is a fucking joke.


You sir are a kettle. I am a pot. We are black!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:36 pm
 
Anyone who posts on this board other than to stir up all the dorks who post every day is also a moron and probably listens to King Louie because they can't think for themselves.
later fags! I heard jay reatard taped his left hand slapping against his balls and is going to release it on cum colored vinyl..better put your pre-orders in!

love, anonymous MRR columnist
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:41 pm
 
HA!!!!! HAHAHA!! ! That is probably the best post i have read on here for a while. Hilarious!!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:44 pm
 
this just off the AP wire...

(think in your best hotrod announcer park voice)

ONE NIGHT ONLY!! NEW PUNK BAND THE ERIC HOLMGRENS LIVE @ HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM!! THIS SATURDAY APRIL 29TH!!

WATCH SUPERSTAR SUPER GROUP THE ERIC HOLMGRENS PERFORM THEIR HOZAC PUNK/FIDDLE-CORE/BLUEGRASS-GRIND-METAL WHILE THE FATALS AND THE RAT TRAPS FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!

STEEL CAGE MATCH!!

WINNER GETS A BROKEN AMP, A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF MAYONAISE AND GONER BOARD WEBSHITS, AND COPIES OF EVERYTHING IN THE YOUR PERMANENT RECORDS CATALOG!!

CELEBRITY REFEREE NONE OTHER THAN PADDY BULLOCKS!!

THE ERIC HOLMGRENS ARE ERIC HOLMGREN ON VOCALS, BAZOOKA JOE ON FIDDLE, PEEWEE ON RIPPIN GUITAR, AND GONER'S OWN DTRAIN ON THE SKINS!!

TICKETS ONLY $55!!

FUCK DOTDASH AND BLACKOUT!! THIS IS THE REAL EVENT OF THE SPRING/SUMMER FESTIVAL CIRCUIT!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:45 pm
 
Hey YuckitUp.

your tix are free.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:51 pm
 
Hey YuckitUp.

your tix are free.


What about me? I'm a pussy too!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 5:54 pm
 
I love these

stupid bullshit's discussions
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 6:16 pm
 
I gotta take a webshit.
Who's April Novak??
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 6:48 pm
 
APRIL is totally fucking cool. I'm on her side, right or wrong. I don't know what went on between all of you all but, I gotta take April's side. as for the fatals, I've never heard of y'all, but you all are guests over here and need to show a little respect, especially towards a nice girl like april. otherwise go home and eat some snails. and jeffrey's cool too.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:05 pm
 
Anyone who posts on this board other than to stir up all the dorks who post every day is also a moron and probably listens to King Louie because they can't think for themselves.
later fags! I heard jay reatard taped his left hand slapping against his balls and is going to release it on cum colored vinyl..better put your pre-orders in!

love, anonymous MRR columnist


Somebody thinks they're funny!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:29 pm | Edited by: peepstemple
 
77 copies on cum colored wax 23 on ball blood red wax

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/shatteredrecords/cat3.jpg

preorders paypal to jayreatard@gmail.com
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:31 pm
 
This is almost as interesting as a domestic dispute call on "Cops".
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:35 pm
 
Top 10 on every one of the MRR lists! Congrats to Jay's balls!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:42 pm
 
Hey Turd Gurgler! I'm gonna need all the BROWN MnM's removed from the bowl in the dressing room at the HAMMERSTEIN. or I'm not gonna be able to face the Steel Cage. Seriously. no brown MnM's bro...
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:47 pm
 
YOU GOT IT D!!

man. insults, music reviews, critics, MRR, webshits, music festivals, artwork (this peepstemple guy obviously really LOVES the reatards--sheesh), now a ban on brown MnM's...!!!

this thread's got some legs baby!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:52 pm
 
Thanks Gurgler! Let me know how them sequense mirrored spandex pants are comin. I don't wanna look like no sucka ya know?
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:54 pm
 
77 copies on cum colored wax 23 on ball blood red wax

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/shatteredrecords/cat3.jpg

preorders paypal to jayreatard@gmail.com



Now THATS more like it!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:55 pm
 
WORDUPNIGGA!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 7:58 pm
 
Mr. Reatard,

Will that single be available on iTunes?
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:03 pm
 
haha, This is gettin OVER THE TOP.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:04 pm
 
p.s. I would like to buy a copy on answering machine tape micro cassette.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:10 pm
 
I need some CASSINGLE copies.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:30 pm
 
the only singles you need dtrain are the single bitches that will climbin' on your lap after the big concert this weekend brutha!!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 8:58 pm
 
Last night we make beeg party and my head is explode. I no can speak ze Engleesh again.
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 9:15 pm
 
WORD GURGLER! Woooooooord!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 9:27 pm
 
Hey I know you! What's up dude! Good party last night!
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:21 pm
 
but you all are guests over here and need to show a little respect

my new favorite line in this current thread...I would just add "we saved your asses in dubya duya II" haha...
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:22 pm
 
umm...that first line was supposed to show up as a quote...
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:33 pm
 
I'm only gonna freak out if someone says "cheese-eating surrender monkeys".
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:40 pm
 
"cheese-eating surrender monkeys".
Posted: Apr 28, 2006 11:43 pm
 
I'm freaking out.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 12:39 am
 
i was wondering how long you fags were gonna sit around and let these french fucks insult our women.

"Oh hey that's my freind over there that you're being all mean and french to... but I really like your shitty french lo-fi records that sound just like shitty american lo-fi records ,,,,,,,,so, uh, carry on then."
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 1:50 am
 
yea, this is getting stupid and out of control. I never said anybody sucked, i just think people should show respect for each other especially when their guests in one anothers homes. And by the fucking way thanx to all my "friends" for gettin, my back. Also Jeffrey Novack may be a damn good musician, but he is no GG Allen and I actually don't mind gettin rough; there's a difference between that and somone causing you to fly accross the room out of your shoes and onto your ass. But hey I made my statement when I chose to backhand the boy instead of cutting power to the band and telling them all to get the fuck out. I also understnad how things can get out of control, especially when you've just taken unknown drugs. Nobody's tryin to cry here, just talk a little shit. Sure doesn't take much to stir things up in this little cyber world does it. And by the way, most of you people weren't there either. I guess it's okay for Americans to dis girls but not French fuckers huh.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 2:08 am
 
I will give novack credit for appologizing, and also feeling badly afterward. He doesn't seem like a bad guy, things just got out of hand and tempers flared. blahblah blah
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 2:10 am
 
It' s a pitty, but now, things are going too far...

the best way for a rock n roll band is to play on stage, not to tell stupid blablablas on webshits.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 3:33 am
 
Dear Lola,
Shut your face, whore.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 5:05 am
 
THis is hilarious!!!!!!
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 6:16 am
 
Dudes, keep writing, Jeff and April will be back from the Action Swingers show soon. April will be in my apartment reading this shit out loud while Sara and I are sleeping. Like my friend Bonnie Raitt said "Let's Give'em Something to Talk About."

Make it worthwhile.

Oh yeah, this is really fucking stupid.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 6:51 am | Edited by: mikesniper
 
Just kidding, this is totally serious shit that needs to get talked out.

Aaron, it's time to piss on the mainframe!!
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 9:26 am
 
Aaron

Crucial!
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 9:39 am
 
why everybody hatin' on gg?
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 11:39 am
 
I am not.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 2:35 pm
 
Like my friend Bonnie Raitt said "Let's Give'em Something to Talk About."

you know bonnie raitt?
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 4:37 pm | Edited by: mikesniper
 
you know bonnie raitt?

Joe, play your cards well and Ms. Raitt may be doing some vicious blues slides at yer Blackout set.

Is In Your Ear closing?
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 4:50 pm
 
top notch.

no. they're consolidating stores sometime later this year and just using the other storefront in harvard square. it's a lot smaller than the one in allston. but yeah, i don't think they're doing that until later this year. like octoberish, maybe?
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 5:10 pm
 
So I am the girl who had the party/show at her house (and Clubber's). Yes, at some point I did fly across the room and out of a shoe, shit happens. Yes at that time I did lose my temper. Now do I care? No (nor 20mins after the event). Novack does a mean Iggy impresssion. I want to thank all the bands that played at our house, we had a realy good tme. X Offender fuckin' rocked, The Fatals were incredible and really nice, and if April's amps were destroyed, well, that really sucks. It also sucks that shows were canceled and people are fighting. p.s. my first internet fight was interesting, I didn't even have to participate.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 8:16 pm
 
Sniper, what the fuck do record stores have to do with this thread? Quit trying to spin shit. You always do this. Its soooo "Mike Sniper" to just change the subject to suit himself.... WHAT THE FUCK DOOD
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 8:21 pm
 
That reminds me, I'm djing at Academy Records Annex in Williamsburg at 6PM today. One hour of soundtracks and heavy exotica. Come down and buy some records!
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 8:25 pm
 
Tim cancelled his shit.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 8:33 pm
 
i thought we were gonna party today too. what a bunch of fags. is it beer thirty yet??? dtrain rules!!! (you should have seen him when he saw me as he came into the club last night. it was like "ohhh...hey..."). party!!!
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 8:36 pm
 
Honestly , I didn't know that was you. It took awhile to put the face with the pic on the records.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 8:36 pm
 
Tim fagged out indeed.
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 9:43 pm
 
hey Eric, can there be a new bulletin board titled "Webshits" to go along with "upcoming shows...", "memphis", etc...
Posted: Apr 29, 2006 11:21 pm
 
Aaron, it's time to piss on the mainframe!!

LET THE COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION BEGIN!!!!!!
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 1:14 am
 
There was thi sguy tonight and he wnated some picixzza so we gave it to him but we was an asshole so whe had to seotp him from sdoing this shit. What a fucking asshole, man.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 8:23 am
 
yeah, it's about time that '????' got renamed to 'blablablas on webshits'. The (French) people have spoken!
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 9:06 am
 
so what's the upcoming show?
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 3:46 pm
 
it won't happen. bateman and i will drive over in his pick up truck with baseball bats. this place ain't going french.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 4:59 pm
 
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 5:01 pm
 
what's the lighter and the spoon for?
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 5:08 pm
 
the computer looks gay
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 5:40 pm
 
<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7382/merde4tp.jpg" border="0" width="677" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 5:41 pm
 
lemme try that again:

URL
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 5:43 pm
 
You know, I was trying to figure out what the lighter and spoon were for too. They're just kinda sitting here.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 6:04 pm
 
That Loteria poster is fun and fancy free.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 6:21 pm
 
I dont know either band but this post makes me really proud to be American! Lets hate on the pussy frenchmen! Lets emulate our stupid president and be racist! Ya, the french are pussies because they dont want to fight our stupid war for oil. They instead riot for their rights and try to topple their government! Idiots. Maybe we shouldnt be distracted by our governments attempts at misguided patriotism and help our own people. Fuck you racist assholes.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 6:36 pm
 
France is a race unto itself?
We call it nationalism, you moronic, fucking elitist.
And the Fatals ARE Freedom Rock, you webshit blablablah.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 6:46 pm
 
In fact, I do know both bands and they both rule.
Who the fuck are you, you snidely, self-riteous turd?
If you were here I would poke you with sticks until you sing the both National Anthems in English.

Poke. Poke. DANCE, FUCKER!!!
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 8:18 pm
 
I think the Fatals are ber-punk, and I plan on making lots of money on their 7-inches on eBay someday.

But April Novak is a lovely lady that I would love to shower with gifts and affection.

Can't we all just get along???
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 10:08 pm
 
April Novak is a lovely lady that I would love to shower with
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 10:54 pm
 
here's piero fatal making blablablas on webshits

If that guy is missing half a front tooth, him and seth need to have some kind of battle royale.
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 10:56 pm
 
Lookout!
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 11:06 pm
 
FRENCH GUY WITH AN IMAC!
Posted: Apr 30, 2006 11:22 pm
 
HEE=HAWW!
Posted: May 1, 2006 12:09 am
 
i ate a green imac and it gave me the webshits.
Posted: May 1, 2006 1:56 am
 
i would just like to say as i'm half shit-faced on a sunday night about ready to go lay down and watch some sunday night baseball in america on the weekend of one of the greatest shows in the history of rock and roll that i was proud in some small way to be involved in the april vs webshits controversy. vive le difference!!! america rules!!!
Posted: May 1, 2006 1:58 am
 
Posted: May 1, 2006 2:00 am
 
oh fuck sopranos are on.
Posted: May 1, 2006 2:40 am
 
LOUD LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YELLING!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: May 1, 2006 3:13 am
 
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/ledisquaire/IMG_1089.jpg

Is this the same joker that was running around in his briefs after the Kajun SS/Die Rotzz/Fatals show in Perpignan last year?
Posted: May 1, 2006 11:59 am
 
die a RIO cha cha cha
Posted: May 1, 2006 12:00 pm
 
ha ha i knew i left my lighter and spoon a piero's
Posted: May 2, 2006 3:30 am
 
yeah thats the dude gary...
Posted: May 2, 2006 4:25 am
 
He looks like a total wizard's sleeve.
Posted: May 2, 2006 10:04 am
 
I totaly missed this......what's going on again?
Posted: May 2, 2006 5:49 pm
 
tomdash wrote: I would just add "we saved your asses in dubya duya II" haha...
man tom, that's harsh.
I'm glad my line about bands being on tour in another country should show some respect to people in that country was your favorite line in this list, but please don't mistake my line for some kind of pro-nationalist american anti-french rant. I love french people. and you should too. but, if those things about wwII are your opinions, well, you are entitled to them, but please don't drag me into it.
I wouldn't even bring WWII into this conversation, because after all, I wasn't even born yet and niether were the fatals guys, I suspect.

I was just saying people should have respect. after all, If my band was on tour in france, I would consider myself a guest there. and if some french girl was in a band and she set up shows for us and we had some sort of conflict with here on tour I would, as a guest in france, try to resolve the conflict in some other way than to tell her to "shut your fuckin' ugly mouth!" If, I said that sort of thing to a french girl, I would imagine there would be some french dudes pissed off at me. and they would have the right to be, I think. even it it was on webshits and blablablas.
but please, let's leave politics out of this, tomdash.
Posted: May 2, 2006 5:55 pm
 
Hey Matt, the real problem is that you don't know what happened. You only know one side. I can 100% garauntee you the Fatals didn't do anything wrong to April. I don't even have to have been there know what REALLY happened. I think I'm a pretty good judge of character usually. That's sweet that you wanna stick up for her, but I think she might have made it sound just a tad worse that it really was. Oh who am i kidding, she's a fucking wack job and she straight up LIED.

Sorry April, but I think you really might be crazy.
Posted: May 2, 2006 5:56 pm
 
And I'm positive that tom was speaking with tongue in cheek.
Posted: May 2, 2006 6:19 pm
 
tom is the closest thing to a francophile i know - so i'm sure he was kidding
Posted: May 2, 2006 6:40 pm
 
of course he was fucking kidding. is there any question re: this? really.....
Posted: May 2, 2006 6:41 pm
 
yeah I knew he was kidding. I was just goofin'. I assume he realizes that I'm not a pro-bush freak or anything too. and you're right Joe, I don't know the whole situation here. so, it' maybe better to stay out of the webshits and blablablas. But, April is a person who's been supportive of my bands and nothin' but nice to me. and I felt some dudes tellin' her to shut her "fuckin' mouth" was a little rude. some dudes I've never met, so guess who's side I'm gonna take. but maybe it's just better to stay out of it. stay out of the webshits and blablablas.

oh, why can't we all just get along and love one another?!

Le monde entier est un cactus
Il est impossible de s'assoir
Dans la vie, il y a qu'des cactus
Moi je me pique de le savoir
Ae ae ae, ouille, ae ae ae

Dans leurs coeurs, il y a des cactus
Dans leurs porte-feuilles, il y a des cactus
Sous leurs pieds, il y a des cactus
Dans leurs gilets, il y a des cactus
Ae ae ae, ouille ouille ouille, ae

Pour me dfendre de leurs cactus
A mon tour j'ai mis des cactus
Dans mon lit, j'ai mis des cactus
Dans mon slip, j'ai mis des cactus
Ae ae ae, ouille, ae ae ae

Dans leurs sourires, il y a des cactus
Dans leurs ventres, il y a des cactus
Dans leurs bonjours, il y a des cactus
Dans leurs cactus, il y a des cactus
Ae ae ae, ouille, ae

Le monde entier est un cactus
Il est impossible de s'assoir
Dans la vie, il y a qu'des cactus
Moi je me pique de le savoir
Ae ae ae, ouille, ae ae ae
Posted: May 2, 2006 6:51 pm
 
Totally dude, I understand and will only ever speak to you with respect... BECASUE I LOVE YOU BABY!!!

Here's two things I know to be true:

1. Every person in The Fatals are nice
2. April is mean.

April, you should try being nice for a change, think about what's really going on and do your best to accomodate (without putting yourself out, we always gotta look out for #1) so that everybody is happy. I never understood why it's so hard for people to make sure that the ones were close to are happy. It's easy. Give it a try, sugar and maybe we make a beeg party and explode our heads together.
Posted: May 2, 2006 6:58 pm
 
diggler was right
Posted: May 2, 2006 7:28 pm
 
Posted: May 2, 2006 10:16 pm
 
this is all a joke right???? i mean no one really gives a shit about any of this right???? if you do give a shit you are one fucking gay ass american and the frogs win. pierro rules he gave me a channel shirt.
Posted: May 2, 2006 10:17 pm
 
fank ewe , Dawn Key, for the only post in this thread that matters
Posted: May 2, 2006 10:32 pm
 
april used me to get into the show friday night and then got there after we played. uncool.
Posted: May 2, 2006 10:54 pm
 
Actually she got there 5 minutes before you ended. It was so fucking rocking that my balls dropped and I had to go outside for a smoke to calm down. I saw April in the courtyard and she said "Did the Action Swingers play yet?" I said, they've been on for about 25 minutes already. In she went.
Posted: May 2, 2006 10:55 pm
 
BJ - I hope you are kidding
Posted: May 3, 2006 1:05 am
 
That's what happened.
Posted: May 3, 2006 9:50 pm
 
I was just saying people should have respect. after all, If my band was on tour in france...

On the other hand, some of you, Americans, should be more respectful to your guests.
No offence to you, Matt.
Posted: May 3, 2006 11:15 pm
 
I saw April in the courtyard and she said "Did the Action Swingers play yet?" I said, they've been on for about 25 minutes already. In she went.

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa, she's so punk
Posted: May 7, 2006 4:10 am
 
That picture of that Fatals guy is great. He looks like a little pekinese or something that learned to use the computer. It's my desktop background on my computer.

ps. France sucked even during Bill Clinton.
Posted: May 7, 2006 4:33 am
 
all women are bitches, who cares? however, its understandable that when someone writes "shut yer fuckin ugly mouth" some chivalrous fella who knows the lady in question should stand up for her.

I know April, and I like her too. Fuck chivalry thugh. I've never appreciated people sticking up for even close friends that fuck up. I've always sided whith whoever was in the right, even if they weren't my friend. Right is right.
Posted: May 7, 2006 5:25 am
 
i wouldnt expect anybody to act any different here than they would in there own country , what is respect? are they supposed to act a bit more polite than they would in there own country ? thats really alot to ask in fact its arrogant.. if you think they crossed the line and you think they should have acted differantly fine! but dont call them guests there not.. who really owns any of this shit ,, and whos gonna put on a polite front if your normally kinda rowdy when you get a few beers in ya just because you crossed an international border,
Posted: May 7, 2006 4:33 pm
 
I just don't believe the part about them being mean to her.
Posted: May 7, 2006 5:27 pm
 
Can't hold my tongue any longer. AND I know there's no fucking way to win an argument w/ you, BJ -- and I'm not trying to; this just my two cents.

Guys do stupid shit on tour every fucking day and don't get this kind of third party riducule that you continue to foster. I think you're just being mean.

You appear to be veing VERY chivalrous to the Fatals -- which is great, they made an enormous impression on me, were great house guests and I can't wait to go crazy w/ Piero in Chicago -- but it's over.

You know, the Rat Traps are our friends here. And yours. AND they're still out on a massive tour. NORMALLY April & Joe would be checking in and telling us how things are going -- like many of our friends do while they're out. So it's just REALLY sad to me that they're not -- most likely a result of this adolecent [but still very humorous!!] thread.

Go ahead Joe, rip me a new one.
Posted: May 7, 2006 5:38 pm
 
I'm not even sure what you just said.
Posted: May 7, 2006 6:03 pm
 
Something about getting ripped.
Posted: May 7, 2006 6:04 pm
 
PARTY!!!
Posted: May 7, 2006 6:04 pm
 
whatever is said here.....april is still a pretentious person. that's just my opinion. shoot me if you will - but i'm being honest. maybe because she gets to hang with thurston moore or her little brother dates the minor from be your pet rock. i dunno. she just sounds like she's better than alot of us on this board.

Bazooka - want me to warm up a Hot Pocket for you?
Posted: May 7, 2006 6:38 pm
 
I wish someone would bump that willowz thread. That shit was way funnier.
Posted: May 7, 2006 6:42 pm
 
go ahead and bump it
Posted: May 7, 2006 6:56 pm
 
i got a new bong yesterday.
Posted: May 7, 2006 6:57 pm
 
Brad,
I didn't realize you were self concious about the size of your head. Sorry if I upset you, my comments were made out of amazement rather than amusement.
SAM
Posted: May 7, 2006 7:36 pm
 
my point is, they had no reason to be polite to us,

That's bullshit. All of us have reason to be cool to every other one of us. It's unfortunate that once in awhile some of us get beligerent with the others, but I can't think of one time when I've met anybody from this board and we didn't try to make a party. Why should any of us feel self-conscious around our own kind? I thought we were all here because THE "BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE" SUCK!
Posted: May 7, 2006 7:39 pm
 
Seriously, you've seen how fucked up Ned Hayden looks, and we're best friends now.

HEE-HAWW!!!
Posted: May 7, 2006 7:46 pm
 
ya, bump up the willowz thread so mitch diablo can have something to talk about.

party at goner!!
Posted: May 7, 2006 7:50 pm
 
what's wrong with being sexy?
Posted: May 7, 2006 7:57 pm
 
Cjihad I love you cuz you're the smartest.
Posted: May 7, 2006 8:30 pm
 
Of the 4,313 views (as of right now) I'd say 2,122 are April's. April, you left your camera's pouch. Joe left his soul here.
Posted: May 7, 2006 8:35 pm
 
I wish you'd leave your 'stache somewhere.
Posted: May 7, 2006 8:40 pm
 
HEE=HAWW!
Posted: May 7, 2006 8:42 pm
 
I wish you'd leave your 'stache somewhere.

BAZOOKA JOE COMMANDS THIS!
Posted: May 7, 2006 11:06 pm
 
There's nothing wrong with having a big head. It should be something to be proud of. I can't think of any real authority figures that have small heads. The teachers that got the piss taken out of them at school all had small heads and the ones of a larger headed variety brought fear. A big head demands respect. Small headed people look stupid in hats and ridiculous in suits. My life would be totally different if I had a big head.

Wear your large heads with pride.
Posted: May 8, 2006 12:06 am
 
I'm still not really sure that the Fatals did. I know they broker their amps, but how?
Posted: May 8, 2006 1:43 am
 
With there Frenchness!!!

HEE=HAWW!
Posted: May 9, 2006 11:50 pm
 
brad, we should compare head sizes sometime. my body is a bit on the small side, but i think i could hang.

light 'er up dirk!
Posted: May 10, 2006 4:39 am
 
we should compare head sizes sometime
GAy
Posted: May 17, 2006 9:18 pm
 
Do you think my penis is small?
Posted: Nov 10, 2007 3:43 pm
 
i hung out with piero last night and everything is cool.
Posted: Nov 13, 2007 6:33 pm
 
did you smell him?
Posted: Nov 14, 2007 4:29 am
 
Baooka Joe... you don't live in New York no more?
Posted: Nov 14, 2007 11:35 pm
 
you can take bazooka joe outta queens but you cant take the queens outta bazooka joe, if you know what i'm sayin
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