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Dickie Appleshortz
Posted: Oct 20, 2003 7:39 pm
Yep, the guys with the tightest underwear in town will be throwing a party at the Subterranean on Sayurday Nov. 8th with FREE copies of the new issue all over the place. The new issue's got "interviews" with the PONYS, REAL LOSERS, DIRTY SWEETS, and TAXI. As well as Lacey Underwear's Traci Lords retrospective, and Uncle Ted's History of Blowjobs in Rock'n Roll features.
the rock'n roll disgusters for the night are...

The DIRGES (members of the BASEBALL FURIES & Ross from the BRIDES!)
LOVE DICTATORS (new sleezy skeezers, or the closest thing we could find to Cunt Puppet!)

come get shitfaced and bask in the cuckoldery!

Posted: Oct 20, 2003 10:02 pm
dag, i'll be shitfaced in D.C.
Posted: Oct 21, 2003 4:06 am
how long does it take to read your history of blow-jobs, 2 seconds?
Dickie Appleshortz
Posted: Oct 21, 2003 12:08 pm
she don't love me, she love maga-zine...
Mr Blvd
Posted: Oct 22, 2003 7:42 am
wait when you say blowjobs in rock n roll, do you mean bj's given on stage like the one stiv got....or bj's in general...I'm confused
Dickie Appleshortz
Posted: Oct 22, 2003 9:09 am
More like the history of blowjobs in rock'n roll songs. Like the Velvet Underground's "Sister Ray," Mighty Caesar's "Suck the Dog," Nervous Eaters' "Just Head," Devil Dogs, GG & the Jabbers, etc, etc...
Posted: Oct 22, 2003 4:30 pm
boooooooring, i was hoping it'd be more of an applied science than theory.
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Oct 22, 2003 10:49 pm
You mean like, "Move your toungue in a circular motion"?
Doctor Sardonicus
Posted: Oct 22, 2003 10:54 pm
Oh I forgot, that's tips for eating a girl out. Like people today need tips on dick sucking!
Dickie Appleshortz
Posted: Oct 28, 2003 10:19 pm
By the way, this is A-Ron's (Baseball Furies) barf-day too, so you know who to buy all the booze for...
Posted: Oct 30, 2003 12:17 am
Buy me some shots too. It's my first show and I'm nerrrrrrrrrrrvous.
Dickie Appleshortz
Posted: Nov 7, 2003 7:53 pm
hey now! free bags of brown sugar will be available at the show, along with sexy, overweight, blackladies shakin' it to the Dirges' cover of Ike & Tina's "What We Need is an Understandin'" Large black ladies, LARGE!
Posted: Nov 7, 2003 10:43 pm
and a large white girl puking with nervousness and then drunkeness.
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