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Posted: Apr 12, 2011 4:52 pm
A lovely German named Klaus is looking for a ride from Memphis to Atlanta to see the Mess-A-Round.

I assume he will pay for gas. It has to be cheaper than in Europe.

He is not a large German. He is not Klaus Barbie the infamous Nazi war criminal. He might be the Michael Bateman of Munchen.

Posted: Apr 13, 2011 3:41 am
Is this Klaus that was here for Gonerfest last year?
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 1:18 pm
klau is rad someone scoop him up!
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 1:22 pm
yes. it is.

he enjoys Slim Jims and Steel Reserve beer.

I think we ruined him.
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 1:34 pm
Klaus was in Austin for a week. He tried to ruin me.
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 2:59 pm
he is walking to the Greyhound to investigate their routes and fares like only a German can.
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 4:22 pm
Tell him to call me.
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 4:29 am
i think as of tonite this mission was accomplished, scott doing the deed :) ?
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 2:03 pm
Yes, done and done. Klaus has found a ride.
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 4:42 pm
It's confirmed. Scott has an ongoing fetish for German Dudez. Happy Weekend, Klaus!!!
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 5:26 pm
Klaus has found a ride.

Scott's ass.
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 5:27 pm
PS They will not be stopping to use the bathroom as Germans like to eat pee and poo.
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 5:47 pm
Little Klausi!!!

"The SoulSucker" I love you.
Posted: Apr 20, 2011 4:43 pm
Did Klaus ever make it back to Memphis? His flight out is/was today.
Posted: Apr 20, 2011 6:39 pm
he did... he was here yesterday, and, despite how drunk he seemed, I'm sure the German in him would not allow him to miss a flight.
Posted: Apr 21, 2011 11:16 am
I've seen Germans miss flights before. Very sad.
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