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Posted: Aug 5, 2009 12:24 pm
7 remote controls that don't work
4 dead cell phones
flux? howd that get in there
jim beam..can't believe jason didn't find it
orange tic tacs 1/2 eatn
coconut beef jerkey from nyc
a guitar wolf pin
several rolls of film ..do they still process these things?
one of nova's socks
a rusty harmonica
among other shit like those gold dollar coins which are super bad luck
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 12:51 pm
update .....an on teur pen and a pack of magic black snakes...but wait there's more ......much more.....
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 4:55 pm
I like this game.

junk drawer 1:

flashlight, bag of 1/4" tile spacers, beer koozy, small r/c car toy, 3 pound free weights, wfmu bumper sticker, pilates dvds, empty sunglasses case

junk drawer 2:

various a/v cables, ignition switch from 1995 ford, unrecognized pair of glasses in case

junk drawer 3:

8 roman candles, packets of herb seeds, various CD-Rs/DVDs without cases

junk drawer 4:

keys, wire rope clamps, packing tape, zip ties, safety pims, craft glue, 3 spools of 20 gauge wire, hinge, dutchess & duke pin, digital watch, lighter, novelty breath mints, another flashlight

junk drawer 5:

2 cell phones, weird a/c adapter, broken digital camera, another beer koozy, letter from louisiana department of revenue

junk drawer 6:

10 year old gateway laptop, small bottle of "camp soap", mispressed turpentine brothers 45s with pedro the lion b-side
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 6:34 pm
Best thread ever
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 6:37 pm
yes, will begrudgingly trade good luck pennies for badluck gold coins
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 7:12 pm | Edited by: Windy
Junk drawer 1

cut up curtains
2 pairs of binoculars
band aids
super glue

Junk drawer 2

George Costanza sized stack of receipts
hanging light kit
800 mg Ibuprofin
crazy straws
yoga pamphlets
metallic push pins
expired children's museum membership card
ticket stubs from graceland and STAX
hair clip
plastic qtip container of cash/change
christmas bubblegum in a tube shaped wrapper
thank you cards
new cococomas pins
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 7:12 pm
oh, and I agree, best thread ever
Posted: Aug 5, 2009 9:21 pm
rubber bands
old show flyer
cat comb
plastic thing
blank greeting cards
Posted: Aug 6, 2009 7:53 am
Man, thank you Shaggy! You don't know how many times I have tried and failed at finding the box of safety pins!
Posted: Aug 6, 2009 10:54 am
other drawer.....
a crusty the clown watch from a happy meal
a copout cassette tape
a bad brains cassette tape
one fun size pack of cards
a domino 6/3
a rainbow cassette tape that jack o recorded over
exploited cassette tape
kellogg's vintage magnets
tape measure
box of blown 30 amp fuses
another domino 6/2
pack of elvis playing cards
a hammer
some dead aa batteries
telephone cable
a nola map that shows where all the K&Bs are
a drill bit
a remote control to a vcr that we threw out a couple years ago
broken razr cell phone
a remote control to one of nova's cars
a take out menu to india palace
another harmonica
can of asian anchovies
Posted: Aug 6, 2009 12:58 pm
Work Junk:

Drawer 1 (aka Lunch Supplies):
Chinatown menu
McD's Honey Mustard sauce pack
4 packs of Heinz ketchup
2 straws
4 napkins
My 2009 NCAA Tournament bracket (where it belongs)
Wendy's salt n pepper packs
Aveda hand lotion, sample size
Two Citracal sample packets
Half bottle of Aleve
Half bottle of Fred's brand Ibuprofen
Old bottle of prescription folic acid
Half bottle of Just Once Naturals Food-Based Calcium horse pills
Services pamphlet from my place of employment
Posted: Aug 6, 2009 3:20 pm
junk drawer 4:

keys, wire rope clamps, packing tape, zip ties, safety pims, craft glue, 3 spools of 20 gauge wire, hinge, dutchess & duke pin, digital watch, lighter, novelty breath mints, another flashlight

serial rapist
Posted: Aug 6, 2009 6:17 pm
How much you want for the Copout cassette?
Posted: Aug 6, 2009 9:04 pm

serial rapist

Yeah, a very disorganized serial rapist.
Posted: Aug 7, 2009 12:01 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
a three-prong outlet tester
candles of assorted lengths
myriad of non-matching napkin rings
one antique napkin
a vacuum cleaner belt that does not match the current vaccuum cleaner
eyehooks of various sizes
2 Dark Crystal movie bubble gum cards
3 Return of the Jedi movie bubble gum cards (had 4, but I gave Han Solo away)
7 Empire Strikes Back movie bubble gum cards
an aquarium air-pump (we don't have an aquarium)
a hose adapter kit for a sink disposal
watch batteries of various sizes (I don't wear a watch)
charger to my first cellphone (2000-ish)
11 tuning pegs from my broken acoustic 12-string
a framed, needle-point "picture" of a pot of flowers (came with the house)
a multimeter
1 extra-large allen wrench (goes to sink disposal)
1 used package of wire and hanger picture hanging kit
1 used package of molly-bolts
several fuses of various size and amperage
a bag of bad AAA batteries
1 combination lock, sans combination
non-functioning zippo with the cracker-jack sailor winking engraved
1 "Vote Joe" button (Camel cigarettes "get out the vote" campaign from '92?)
1 ziplock bag full of "camel cash"
various pieces from various coffee machines
1 hot chocolate packet
1 silver cake-cutter (tarninshed)
manual to a never-used sewing machine
rubber bands
Posted: Aug 7, 2009 11:14 am
the coput cassette will go for 47.56 but it comes with brian venable's "let's crucify him again" copout tshrt... size med.... few stains
Posted: Aug 7, 2009 5:42 pm
good deal!
Posted: Aug 8, 2009 9:08 am
All my drawers are junk drawers!
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