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eric o
Posted: Jan 9, 2003 12:56 am
damn that burger is freakin HUGE... and that's just the 'big' burger...not the pound and a half.

fries sucked, but who cares. "D" is a huge, Barry White-voiced dude who can cook the big burger. will investigate wings next.

look to have fine homemade desserts, for those of you into that kinda stuff.

Posted: Jan 9, 2003 3:33 am
Who? What? Where?
too much too soon
Posted: Jan 10, 2003 8:08 pm
deez burgers -on cooper and southen
Posted: Jan 10, 2003 9:21 pm
Haven't tried the (rick?) deez burger yet, but the best slab o' burger in town lately is the huge one at the convenience store at central & pkwy. (Next to flashback) Big, fat, tasty. Fat boys get the dbl.
erics personal trainer
Posted: Jan 10, 2003 10:58 pm
now eric what did i tell you about eating those burgers? andstop hanging out with these sherman and scott characters.they are bad influences.
Society Paige
Posted: Jan 10, 2003 11:23 pm
The Fattest City In the U.S.A. Is...

...Houston, Texas. Again.

For the third year in a row, Houston has been named the blubber capital of the United States, according to Men's Fitness magazine's fifth annual survey of the nation's 50 most populous cities.

The top 10 fattest cities:
   1. Houston, Texas
  2. Chicago, Illinois
  3. Detroit, Michigan
  4. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  5. St. Louis, Missouri
  6. Cleveland, Ohio
  7. Atlanta, Georgia
  8. Columbus, Ohio
  9. Dallas, Texas
10. Charlotte, North Carolina

The top 10 fittest cities:
  1. Honolulu, Hawaii
  2. Seattle, Washington
  3. San Francisco, California
  4. Colorado Springs, Colorado
  5. San Diego, California
  6. Portland, Oregon
  7. Denver, Colorado
  8. Virginia Beach, Virginia
  9. Tucson, Arizona
10. Sacramento, California

Since Memphis didn't even make the metropolis of blubber list, I think we've all got the green light for a while.....and Sherman's right. The combo at the Kwik-place on Parkway can't be beat. $3.49 for a burger/fries/drink combo.Had it yesterday. But I did walk there from the office - so I'm doing my part to keep us off the list.

Posted: Jan 10, 2003 11:50 pm
I can't believe Vegas didn't make top 10 fattest...fuckin' boo-fay city, man...
Posted: Jan 11, 2003 4:05 am
I am neither a bad influence, nor a character.
eric o
Posted: Jan 11, 2003 9:11 am
if we all eat those DEEZ burgers, we will be the fattest. i garontee.
Posted: Jan 13, 2003 7:11 pm
Skip the fries at the convenience store unless you think Huey's has reinvented the potato. How are the burgers? Pretty good. How are the fries? Not so good.
Posted: Jan 13, 2003 8:29 pm
and as usual, chicago is "second city"...again. i think the reason vegas didn't make the list is that all the slack jawed fat-asses at the nickel slots and buffet tables are from houston anyway.
Society Paige
Posted: Jan 15, 2003 12:59 am
Are you trying to convince me that Huey's DIDN'T invent the potoato? I'll never believe your Shermanesque anti-potato propaganda! Next you'll try to tell us that Elvis is dead!
Posted: Jan 15, 2003 3:04 am
However the spicy fries at Deez aint bad. I don't think you need the slice of ham that they offer to put on their Deezburger, since it's already about 1 1/2 pounds of solid beef. Well, maybe you do...
Posted: Jan 15, 2003 3:04 am
However the spicy fries at Deez aint bad. I don't think you need the slice of ham that they offer to put on their Deezburger, since it's already about 1 1/2 pounds of solid beef. Well, maybe you do...
The Kissing Fever
Posted: Jan 18, 2003 1:16 am
Houston sucks. They are indeed fat and slovenly. For you Memphians.....this is how Houston struck me: Take the unsavory aspects of Summer Avenue and turn them into a giant city, and then surround it with miles and miles and miles and miles of vapid sprawl. Worse public transportation than Memphis....IN THE FOURTH LARGEST CITY IN AMERICA. Everything has to be fucking big in Houston, otherwise it is ignored. They built this structure next to the Astrodome, actually it's replacement, that is just fucking ridiculous. You can see it from anywhere in the city. It looks like Memphis' main library, if Memphis' main library was the mothership in Close Encounters Of The Third Kind. But it's good because it's big. There will be an open concession register for every three patrons and an open toilet for every two. So, in case you didn't feel like enough of a piece of shit for sitting through Kenny Chesney's "No Shirt, No Shirt, No Problems" tour, you can go load up on nine dollar domestic beers and deep fried housecats or whatever the fuck.......and that crack problem....driving around certain areas of Houston just screams "WE HAD A REALLY SERIOUS CRACK PROBLEM IN THE LATE 80's, JUST LOOK AT ALL OF THE VACANT EYE SOCKETS AND BOARDED UP URBAN POCK MARKS." Hey, Doc says I'm not hot, sweaty, depressed, or fat enough....I'll move to Houston.
Posted: Jan 18, 2003 3:39 am
I don't know about your experience, but for a chain, I find Houston's to be extremely well-run and great food. Try the trout or spinach dip. Also chicks love the grilled chicken salad.
Posted: Jan 18, 2003 3:40 am
I don't know about your experience, but for a chain, I find Houston's to be extremely well-run and great food. Try the trout or spinach dip. Also chicks love the grilled chicken salad.
Posted: Jan 18, 2003 10:31 am
How come no one has proposed the question of Deez selling nuts? Get it?
lacey underwear
Posted: Jan 19, 2003 11:39 pm
I need more.
I don't really get that one.
The Chopper
Posted: Jan 20, 2003 12:09 pm
Aw hell, what are we gonna' do with that boy...
The Kissing Fever
Posted: Jan 20, 2003 7:23 pm
I'm sorry, Kenny Chesney's masterwork is called "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problems." Pardon me. Houston vs. Memphis!!!!!! Jump in your motorized My Buddy carts and come on up for a showdown!!! Try not to stop at too many Catfish Kings on the way.
Me Giving It To You
Posted: Jan 20, 2003 7:23 pm
They get on to you last night?
brad long
Posted: Jan 23, 2003 8:52 pm
Tell me more about those Deez bugers
Posted: Jan 25, 2003 6:56 pm
I finally made it over to Deez and it doesn't disappoint. Huge 3/4 pound burger. The big man said he made all his own sauces (homemade mayo), and he uses bread-n-butter pickles. Pretty great over all. I can't imagine the double (1 & 1/2 lbs.) let alone the triple (2 &1/4 lbs.). Both come with slices of cheese and Ham(ham!!) between the patties! He said he has an order for the triple at least once a day, and most of the people that order it finish it! I'll have to try it one day.
eric o
Posted: Jan 26, 2003 8:15 am
let me know when you do.

video documentation is a must.


AND- wasn't DEE great?

Posted: Jan 27, 2003 10:01 pm
Yes Dee is great. I'll let you know when it happens, but you're gonna have to attempt it as well. You got nothin' to loose, and Dee says it's the skinny bastards who finish those things off anyway.
eric o
Posted: Jan 27, 2003 10:25 pm
which is not me...
Society Paige
Posted: Jan 27, 2003 10:33 pm
This one has BO written all over it.
Posted: Jan 28, 2003 12:11 am
In comparison to Dee and I you are a skinny bastard. I doubt Bo could finish off the bun.
eric o
Posted: Jan 28, 2003 8:01 am
ooh, sounds like a battle brewing...
Posted: Jan 28, 2003 8:59 am
Call referee Eddie Marlin. Oh, wait, wrong topic.
scarfer junior
Posted: Jan 28, 2003 9:59 am
Bo? come on Society Paige, you know you can handle the BIG BURGER! There is video tape of your last late night Sonic raid....
Society Paige
Posted: Jan 28, 2003 6:44 pm
Posted: Jan 28, 2003 10:56 pm
ill give the burger a shot but i have to warn ya i havent eaten since 1996.
Posted: Feb 12, 2003 3:49 am
I will contest DEEZ Bugers are f'in rad
Socity Paige- did you give me a dollar at the deli the other day for letting you into the funk show for free. Would you like to go eat a buger with me>?
Society Paige
Posted: Feb 12, 2003 9:59 am
Society Paige
Posted: Feb 12, 2003 7:34 pm
I can't remember why I gave you a dollar. Guess maybe I'm a benevolent drunk? I know it wasn't to see that band. I'm not a fan of the funk.

How was New Orleans?

Posted: Feb 14, 2003 12:09 pm
you gave me a dollar because I was going out of town and you wanted me to have a good time. Thankyou very much. With that dollar I bought two crispy creams on the bus ride down there. New Orleans was pretty cool. I emailed eric a few letters while I was their that are pretty funny. Get him to send them too you if you like. I was sort of adjusting to the enviroment when I was writing them and was going though despirate adaptation. By monday My nerves were settled and I did a live photo chute of the Lost Sounds and got to help run theit radio show eairler that day at Tulane. Bateman showed me a really good time. Much thanks to him. Chris Martel and Jason were nice too meet too. The magic bus record store is an Ok store I found a lot of old kraftwerk and gary newman.
Posted: Feb 14, 2003 12:11 pm
email me if you want to get a burger
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