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grown up wrong
Posted: Nov 13, 2002 6:14 pm
Posted: Nov 14, 2002 12:25 am
cool, cause I ate some hummous and sprouts today.
Womb Raider
Posted: Nov 14, 2002 1:58 am
YES!!! Louisiana baby, most unhealthy state!

"The foundation based its rankings on factors including smoking, motor vehicle deaths, heart disease risk, high school graduation rates, children in poverty, prenatal care, access to health insurance, and public spending on healthcare."

Can someone please tell me what high school graduation rates have to do with people's health?

lacey underwear
Posted: Nov 14, 2002 6:16 am
What's your email address?
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 9:48 am
n.o., why it's always gotta be some southern state voted fat bastard central.. fuck, if you could walkdown the damn street and get an overstuffed oyster poboy, six pack o pabst and a blowjob all for under 20$ i'd say you in the right place.. who dat!!!! what does them yankees have? some boiled sausage on a hoagie bun? what the fuck is a hoagie anyway... pa lease bitch.ya'll ever heard of crystal h. sauce. falcon fans get fucked!
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 10:32 am
word to your fat 'ol mom
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 6:23 pm
Yeah, screw the Falcons. Saints fuckin' rule. Speaking of getting fat in Louisiana, I can't wait til' I'm back at a game again drinking the dome foam, polishing off a dome dog and a full order of nachos with extra jalapenos. Maybe if Memphis got a football team, Tennessee could be the fattest again because those beer and chip and dip sundays in front of the tv throw the pounds on quick. Titans fans ain't doing their job.
lacey underwear
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 6:42 pm
Man, Memphis is under a lot of pressure right now because we are indeed the fattest city with the highest rate of "bedonkadonk butt."
We may not be in the fattest state,but we CAN'T be all things to all people.We are close though.
eric o
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 7:53 pm
i don't know about fat killing you, but i know bein' all skinny and neurotic and worrying that you're not having enough sex in your city and if your tofu is tofu-y enough will kill you before you're even dead.

enjoying the bedonk action leads to life.

titans fans are cowboys fans from nashville.NASHVILLE... we're here in arkatennassippi... in our own weird corner of the world.

saints do rule.

lacey underwear
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 7:57 pm
That's what I'm saying!
We may be the best,but we can't be the best at everything.
The pressure is too much Talbot.
Isn't the Bedonk enough?
Again, we can't be all things to all people!
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 8:14 pm
the bedonk action is enough
memphis rules
The Kissing Fever
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 9:33 pm
Does this mean that I have to talk to fat people now? I'll pencil it in.
eric o
Posted: Nov 15, 2002 10:10 pm
do that.
Posted: Nov 19, 2002 1:12 am
Back to that "bedonkadonkdonk" thing. Does anybody else find it a little strange that Missy Elliott lost all that weight but she still talkin about her fat ass? You'd think a bitch that places "fat ass" on her priority list wouldn't have gone to all that trouble to go off and get skinny...
lacey underwear
Posted: Nov 19, 2002 5:56 pm
Watch Your Mouth!

lacey underwear
Posted: Nov 19, 2002 5:56 pm
Watch Your Mouth!

kevin e
Posted: Nov 19, 2002 8:44 pm
Watch out for the Bucs.
Posted: Nov 19, 2002 10:29 pm
there be a tear in my beer. and my nachos are soggy..and to top it off oyster season is ruined.. so no oyster dressing for thanksgiving.. oh! the humanity..
eric o
Posted: Nov 19, 2002 10:32 pm
re: missy video... i don't like those little kids in there... kinda creepy. leave the young ones out of the videos about gettin' it on.
Posted: Nov 20, 2002 12:54 am
Saints will bounce back.
Sunday Night Saints vs. Bucs game in 2 weeks in the Dome is gonna be huge. Bucs are good.
I actually like the bucs, it sucks they're in our division cause now i gotta hate em'.
This thread is the secret Goner sports area.
Posted: Nov 20, 2002 3:49 am
Anyone see that documentary on The Learning Channel last night about the guy who makes his living cleaning up murder/suicide/crime scenes in New Orleans?The first place he hit was the aftermath of a shootout at a Shell Station 3 blocks from where i went to high school.i'm going back for a visit next month,make me feel at home by hitting me up for crack money or firing a gun at me.
Posted: Nov 25, 2002 11:04 am
i'm rollin' the tribe home on dec 20th if you r there i'd like to hang..maybe have a pabst at at the red door? shaggy..
eric o
Posted: Nov 25, 2002 12:13 pm
thanks shag for showing up for DJ night... what's up with the SAINTS? i'm thinking they're playin possum to throw everyone off...
Posted: Nov 26, 2002 3:57 am
on the missy elliot note, i saw a lyric page for her song "work it" that said "lost a few pounds in my wiffs for ya".
Posted: Nov 26, 2002 4:44 pm
Call before you come, I need to shave my cho-cha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vul-cha

That work it song has been in my head for two days now. I can only think of the part in the chorus that is backwards. Fuck.
Womb Raider
Posted: Nov 26, 2002 8:27 pm
Yeah, that song is like a plague on the brain.. but a good kind of plague.

I need to get it out of my head so I can get to stompin in my air force ones.

Chris Alienator
Posted: Nov 27, 2002 1:19 am
zoegoddess posted 11-18-2002 05:12 PM CT (US)
Back to that "bedonkadonkdonk" thing. Does anybody else find it a little strange that Missy Elliott lost all that weight but she still talkin about her fat ass? You'd think a bitch that places "fat ass" on her priority list wouldn't have gone to all that trouble to go off and get skinny...

ZoeGoddess you so white!!!

kevin e
Posted: Nov 27, 2002 1:48 am
Isn't that such a cop out when rappers end every line of their songs with 'ya' or something like that?
Posted: Nov 27, 2002 1:59 am
"Call before you come, I need to shave my cha-cha"

i almost drove my van into a ditch when i heard that line on the radio.

Posted: Nov 28, 2002 3:22 am
Posted: Nov 29, 2002 8:58 pm
Shag;i'm going to be in NO again in Jan.;but if i'm in town Xmas,i'll try to get in touch.
kevin e
Posted: Dec 9, 2002 8:23 pm
Hard to figure that NFL is. The Saints hand it to the Bucs, the Bucs hand it to the Falcons, and the Falcons hand it to the Saints.
Womb Raider
Posted: Dec 9, 2002 9:40 pm
It's like a big circle jerk!!!
Posted: Dec 10, 2002 12:06 am
The Saints have Minnesota, Cinci, and Carolina left. If they can sweep those last 3 and Tampa loses just one (maybe Pittsburgh), they got the Division Championship. Either way if the saints win this weekend, and the giants lose, or philly wins, or both, the saints clinch a spot.
Hell Yeah.
kevin e
Posted: Dec 10, 2002 2:46 am
The NFC playoff teams are all set, it is just about getting home field and a bye week now.
Posted: Dec 19, 2002 12:13 am
Finally saw the new Missy E. video, and I agree that young ones in a video about shaving cha chas and bedonk a donk butts is definitely creepy.
By the way, speaking of new music videos, has anyone seen the new Christina Aguilera video...she does kind of resemble Dee Snyder...the video is pretty over the top.
Also.....the saints.....uggh
Posted: Jan 2, 2003 6:33 pm
Is Aaron Brooks still injured, or is he just completely inconsistent? And why won't he run with the ball anymore?
Posted: Jan 4, 2003 1:42 am
Amazing...a new survey that actually ranked Memphis as number 21 among the fittest cities.


Although, some of you guys need to drink more, cause somehow we got an A- for low alcohol consumption, and I know I do my part.

The Chopper
Posted: Jan 6, 2003 10:09 am
-They need stop at Hattley's Garage to "tie a few on" before their brisk workout in Overton Park woods
eric o
Posted: Jan 6, 2003 10:56 am
is the A for "low alcohol" beer consumption? 'cause memphians will drink some lite beer...

especially before a "brisk workout" in Overton Park... ouch.

too much too soon
Posted: Jan 6, 2003 7:07 pm
this is memphis men
the last surve6y said the women were the unhealthy ones anyway.
too much too soon
Posted: Jan 6, 2003 7:51 pm
Healthy Habits
Fitness Centers/Sporting Goods Stores D
Nutrition B
Exercise/Sports Participation C
Fat Factors
Overweight/Sedentary D-
Junk Food B-
Deadly Sins
Alcohol A-
Smoking D
Air & Water Quality
Air C
Water A
Natural Environment
Climate B
Geography D
Urban Attributes
Commute B
Parks/Open Space C-
Recreation Facilities C
Health Care B
eric o
Posted: Jan 6, 2003 8:20 pm
we do have good water...
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