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chilliwack
Posted: Oct 5, 2002 2:30 am
 
FROM 10/4/02 COMMERCIAL APPEAL:
Pandas are coming to Memphis Zoo

WASHINGTON - Roll over Elvis. Pandas are coming to Memphis.

"It puts Memphis on the same level as cities like Washington, Atlanta and San Diego as one of the four cities in the United States that have giant pandas," said Sasser. "I think itís a real boost economically and prestige-wise for the city."
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the city ranks below average in most categories, according to SELF magazine. Violent crimes and rapes occur at close to double our surveyís average rate. Memphis-area women have sky high rates of sexually transmitted diseases and rank in the bottom 6 percent for exercise; their average body-mass index is 27.3 ó overweight by Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Standards. Plus, Memphis has a high number of motor vehicle deaths and ranks below average for healthy eating.
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AND YES, THE BBQ IS GOOD. COME ALONG AND JOIN US!!!
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AND THERE WAS AN ELVIS CONNECTION IN THE STORY. AW, SHUCKS.

Jason
Posted: Oct 5, 2002 2:37 am
 
Did they test those pandas for stds?
chilliwack
Posted: Oct 5, 2002 2:42 am
 
chicken chinese wang fever
eric o
Posted: Oct 5, 2002 12:39 pm
 
if those fuckin pandas have STDS, we'll love 'em even more!

literally.

Stagger Lee
Posted: Oct 5, 2002 9:55 pm
 
BBQ Panda
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