Posted: Oct 1, 2002 10:28 pm
I just spelled "rotten" with two 'o's up there. Too many afternoons of smoking dirtweed behind the dumpster at Lord Of The Hotwings has done me in. I once ate at an establishment in Texarkana TX called "The Catfish King," and I soon had VERY strong evidence against the lofty claim contained in the name. The hush puppies looked exactly like some kind of cheese impulse item, and they came out of a machine that voided item of taste and made them cylindrical. There wasn't even any breading! Also, I imagine that eating Gar fish meat through a broken jaw to be more exiting and rewarding than slurping up that bottom-feeding, $6.95 finned-roach on a late, late, Saturday evening in the scariest area of the country.