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Goner Message Board / Memphis / Geoff Calkins is a bitch
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 1:05 pm
I just wanted to go on record.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 5:58 pm
Oh you you'll get zero argument from moi! Replace him with J Smith!
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:01 pm
agreed. that guy is a douche.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:12 pm
He cursed us with all that crap he wrote. It's all his fault.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:17 pm
Douche is too delicate a word for that miserable fool.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:23 pm
Cunt vomit?
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:28 pm
That is a bit more accurate, but I think you could get even more vile for him.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:29 pm
Slit rot.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:35 pm
Clam blow.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:36 pm
Use an adjective prior to slit and clam and we are talking.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:40 pm
Diluted menses.

Q: What do you call Karen Carpenter with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter-pounder w/cheese.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:45 pm
Clam is the most hilarious euphemism for the vag ever.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 8:50 pm
I'm particularly fond of Camp Coochie, Birth Cannon, Clamato Fountain, Dick Holster and Sausage Wallet.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 9:06 pm | Edited by: saispas
I was in 5th grade and picked up some dime store novel where the male narrator described "clam juice" in the sex scene and I was totally perplexed...for a few more years.
Posted: Apr 24, 2008 11:02 pm
Axe wound.
Posted: Apr 25, 2008 1:24 am
None of this is specific enough.
Posted: Apr 25, 2008 9:50 am
Moralistic Fool
Posted: Apr 25, 2008 10:03 am
Ha! Sausage Wallet!

Every article he writes makes my skin crawl. I just wanna punch him in the nuts. Can't we run him out of town or something?
Posted: Apr 25, 2008 10:16 am
i like him. basically 'cause he pisses everyone off.

a couple pieces though... whew.
Posted: Apr 25, 2008 2:18 pm | Edited by: miss linda
Posted: Apr 25, 2008 3:34 pm
That faggot is a total pink taco.

who's Geoff Calkins?
Posted: Apr 25, 2008 5:51 pm
Posted: Apr 26, 2008 6:50 pm
I remember being very surprised when The Commercial Appeal hired him. About a year later, he wrote a heart-tugger column about things that made him think of Memphis, and several of them were restaurants that are part of a chain.
Posted: Apr 27, 2008 1:16 pm
Burger King!
Posted: Apr 27, 2008 5:05 pm
Fish slit.
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