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zoegoddess
Posted: Jul 2, 2002 1:39 am
 
The pond at Overton Park is infested with junky piss. They all just stand around and piss in it. My dog likes to swim in that pond, and I hate the idea of my poor poochie being soaked in crackhead urine. Is there anything we can do? I vote we all start pushing them in.
BO
Posted: Jul 2, 2002 10:50 pm
 
be carefull lettin your pooch swim in the pond. i got a $50 ticket and mandatory court appearance last week for having my dog off a leash @ overton park. as if the cops there dont have anything better to do..im sure they could rustle up plenty of sodomites if they were actually willing to get out of their air conditioned cruisers. oh yeah and the cop's buddy wrote me a parking ticket.
brendan
Posted: Jul 3, 2002 9:41 am
 
sorry
Bryant
Posted: Jul 4, 2002 1:21 am
 
hahahaha.
zoegoddess
Posted: Jul 4, 2002 1:42 am
 
Yea, I know it's illegal, but I just hate confining my dog on a leash in a park. It's such big expanse of land to him, and he loves running around with the other dogs. I live in a rather small apt. so the park gives him a chance to get out. Do you have like mandatory court with that ticket to or can you just pay it? I'm sure I'll get one eventually.
BO
Posted: Jul 4, 2002 5:05 am
 
i have a mandatory court appearance for july 17th @ 1:30pm.......it kinda feels good being a outlaw though.
edga the cussin badger
Posted: Jul 4, 2002 5:09 am
 
FUCK YOU BRYANT. YOU PROBABLY OWN A CAT. OR ELSE YOUR ONE OF THOSE GUYS GETTIN OFF IN THE WOODS.
CS Eunuch
Posted: Jul 4, 2002 5:10 am
 
The good ol' Memphis PD, stoppin' crime before it starts. Cause, y'know, the first step to becoming a hardened criminal is letting your dog off its leash. Guess I'm like a Mafia don or Columbian drug lord, cuz I don't even OWN a leash for my dog.
Bryant
Posted: Jul 7, 2002 1:00 pm
 
Hey Carey, next time we go to Menpiss i gotta take a leak in this pond and then get a blowjob from Jim Carrol.
uleeshuh
Posted: Jul 7, 2002 10:56 pm
 
Uh, you won't fne any fine specimins like Jim Carrol, but specimins you will find a plenty.
Scott
Posted: Jul 10, 2002 2:34 am
 
I'll bet you could get a B.J. from Edgar!
Scott
Posted: Jul 10, 2002 2:35 am
 
Excuse me, Edga.
edga the cussin badger
Posted: Jul 10, 2002 6:15 am
 
EDGA EATS PUSSY...
edga the cussin badger
Posted: Jul 10, 2002 6:22 am
 
very well.
Bryant
Posted: Jul 10, 2002 6:36 am
 
I'll take whatever I can get.
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