Posted: Jul 28, 2010 10:07 pm
Well, maybe one day I will actually feel brave enough to listen to my Goner comp and/or cast a glance at the track listing. Until then I'll take Joe T's and Herr Mehr's word that "Blue Xmas" is indeed on there. Thank you as always, Joseph and Bobert. I like what Alisa said about the thing a few years back. Quoting from foggy memory it went something like this: "I can only listen to about 2 or 3 of your 'songs' at a time, Ross. I just can't take more than that in a single sitting." In complete agreement with that sentiment. And now to Mud's ongoing romantic dilemma. Good to know that all was lies from the jump during your latest foray into that part of life that always yields nothing but pain and suffering, but it sounds like all your worthy untruths were in the service of a delusional goal: namely, trying to convince the apple of your eye that you are a decent, sharing and caring sort of fella. You did the right thing by inducing alcohol poisoning and ending up in hospital though (you Britishers like to use that phrase "in hospital," don't ya?). Oh, I bet she liked that. Now I'm not recommending wreaking more havoc on your ailing liver, but acting a complete shit always nets 'em every damn time. Summoning the wisdom of the greatest Agony Aunt of all time, one King Louie Bankston, tell her that if she doesn't act right that you will have to fuck all her friends. I know it's a bit of gender reversal, but it will work, I guarantee it.