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Posted: Oct 9, 2007 1:54 am
 
Just got back from El Porton. Jackson and I went to celebrate his 13th bday.
I ordered the Special Dinner. My TO GO box weighed freaking FIVE POUNDS!

Heads up all you poor and hungry. Christ, that's a lot of food! And, it wasn't half bad.

Jackson was entirely embarassed because they came out and put a hat on him and sang Happy Birthday...in Spanish. "Aw Mom...you had to tell them!"
He looked like he wanted to puke. It was so cute.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 1:55 am
 
did they get him in the face, they usually do there?
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 2:04 am
 
uh....
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 2:32 am
 
She's talking about El Porton, Bruce, not some shake joint.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 2:33 am
 
When did they start serving Jesus Christ, and what is it? Rib skewers?
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 2:38 am
 
That was a swear, not a prayer.
Though, it was kind of like the loaves and fishes. It seemed to keep multiplying after every bite!
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 2:41 am
 
I'll tell the jokes around here, lady.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 3:09 am
 
They smashed a "pie" in my face with just too much force that it hurt. It was not funny at all. I haven't eaten there since, and won't because of it.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 3:17 am
 
Maybe they've quit doing that...but come to think of it, they did spoon feed him a bite of the whipped cream.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 4:45 am
 
they did spoon feed him a bite of the whipped cream.

that's WAY worse
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 3:10 pm
 
They smashed a "pie" in my face with just too much force that it hurt. It was not funny at all. I haven't eaten there since, and won't because of it.
yup, that's what i was talking about, always too hard, plus you have the sombrero on so you don't see it coming
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 5:54 pm
 
I didn't have the sombrero. They snuck up behind me while the other dudes were singing.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 5:56 pm
 
They are sneaky...
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 7:55 pm
 
If you tip them right, they buy you tequila shots on your b-day instead of throwing a pie in your face.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 8:10 pm
 
If you tip them right, they buy you tequila shots on your b-day instead of throwing a pie in your face.

I am considering myself forewarned.
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 10:59 pm
 
They smashed a "pie" in my face with just too much force that it hurt.
wait are we still talking about shake joints or what
Posted: Oct 9, 2007 11:01 pm
 
If you tip them right,

they'll roof your house in 1 1/2 days
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 12:22 am
 
They smashed a "pie" in my face with just too much force that it hurt. It was not funny at all. I haven't eaten there since, and won't because of it.

man, i always wanted to smash a pie in someone's face. my whole life.

miss linda?
Posted: Oct 10, 2007 12:23 am
 
actually, i want to THROW one in someone's face. that would be less cheating.
Posted: Oct 13, 2007 10:01 pm
 
cow pie Miss Britney!

Or maybe some lime sented shaving cream in a cheap frozen Kroger Pie shell!

I like the second one better miss Girlthang,
let's try that one.
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