Posted: Jul 22, 2007 7:59 am
Hey, I wanted to put this up as an apology to the guy I nearly hit with my black VW station wagon.
Some guy, while I was driving out of the Hitone last night after Harlan T. Bobo performed, yelled at me for blocking him in at the show. I tried to call him back to make sure I didn't cause any real harm by my bad parking job [I wasn't sure; this guy was REALLY pissed over getting blocked in for 5 fucking minutes] and to tell him to chill. The middle-age, drunk asshole cut me off in speach and fucking twisted my arm [I'm 19...what a douche]. So I socked his nose [sorta' missed]. Anyway, he then attempted to choke me, so I tried to speed off.
Anyway, I put my car in park when he first approached me. So when he attacked me, I tried to put in in drive [whilst looking at the drunk old fart to make sure he wasn't about to do something else stupid].
It went in reverse, and I almost hit him and the young guy [my age?] who was pulling him off of me. I was not intentionally in reverse, I was quickly fumbling to get outa' there, and I want the younger fella' to know that. I sped off because I wasn't about to address an angry, drunk group of people who probably thought I tried to run someone over...I coulda' been scalped. Also, I didn't want anything bad to happen to my girlfriend who was in the passenger seat, and the kid who thought I was trying to hit him was beating on her window calling me a cocksucker; I wasn't about to take the time to see if he was about to break her window with anything.
I'm sure I appeared like a cocksucker, and I blocked someone's car in like a cocksucker [does that make me a cockblocker?].
But I didn't try to run anyone over like a cocksucker. I'm sorry my bad parking decision caused any drama or confusion. If anyone knows these people, please let them know what really happened. And then send that old, violent fucker to anger management.
Very sorry this all happened,
Boss Hoss B.