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Posted: Oct 25, 2006 3:28 pm
um, i'm at work, and it's cold, and, um, i'm drinking coffee, and um,...
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 3:41 pm
I just got to my closet/office and I am sad b/c my homemade soy latte tastes weird.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 3:51 pm
i just got an e-mail for something i have to do
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:18 pm
i fed the dogs!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:20 pm
I gotta make a few calls this AM and then go to a meeting.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:20 pm
I juatr scratched my elbow. Talk about satisfaction!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:22 pm
I brushed my hair!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:25 pm
I just typed 20 welcome kit letters without a single typo.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:28 pm
I've been on a call for an hour and a half. My project is #13, and we just started in on project #7. The anticipation is building. I'm so excited, my turn is coming up!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:29 pm
refilled my coffe cup and made a fresh pot
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:33 pm
Also, I did a check on my desk drawer yesterday: I have far more blue pens than black.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 4:36 pm
i just found a brand new sharpie in my drawer, that's so great 'cause my other one was starting to get dried out
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:15 pm
Ah yes....I'm compiling my front-of-the-book-store-books-for-people-that-don't-read (like the "book section" at Urban Outfitters...."Guide to Dorm Life" and the "Hipster Handbook", etc)/counter at Walgreens impulse book!!!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:15 pm
I just wrote that entry.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:24 pm
just faxed a purchase requisition so i can get some new boxes they are going to be white not like those old brown ones, oh my gosh i hope that doesn't sound racist
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:29 pm
i just completed payroll for the training class I did yesterday.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:30 pm
Copied two of the screening forms for Ronald McDonald House. Favorite question: "Have you had a recent incarceration (within the last 5 years)?"
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:33 pm
I'm actually working from home at the moment. The cat just walked by.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:37 pm
I received some bubble wrap in a package with some papers. crackcrackcrack
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:42 pm
that reminds me, note to self, order more bubble wrap
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:47 pm
Speaking of bubble wrap, where is the cheapest place to order a whole bunch for moving purposes?
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 5:54 pm
i get mine from uline, uline.com or 18002955510
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:24 pm
I just hung up the telephone. Now, I'm going to call a co-worker and see if they want to go smoke.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:25 pm
Never mind. He's not answering the phone.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:26 pm
I just called Jack Stands.
He was no help.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:28 pm
Luke Warm just called me. It was the stupidest question ever.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:44 pm
do any of you lucky lazy bums want some intern work? i am trying to wrap up about a 100 things and i could use some help!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:46 pm
You can borrow my bubble wrap. It's only halfway "used."
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:50 pm
mmm, just got a coke, what dou you need help with andria, though i am pretty busy here at work.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 7:52 pm
i just packed some orders. muddy spear's order is finally en route! wait, that's completely unusual and unpredictable.

gonna make some coffee.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:02 pm
I just cleaned out the inside of my mouse.
Yeah, andria, what do you need? I'm great at alphabetizing. And stuff.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:04 pm
i know most of the alphabet and i can kick
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:31 pm
Eating m&ms for "lunch" counting the minutes til my next "meeting" (this one a fake one to get the fuck outta here).
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:33 pm
I need a new legal pad for taking notes.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:34 pm
i need a cigarette then i think i'll ship out the cheerleaders uniforms
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:35 pm
Making xerox copies of the employee handbook for tomorrow cuz we don't have the new ones yet. Low rent.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:35 pm
I'm going to smoke now too.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:39 pm
Found one! Thanks for your help, everybody!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:50 pm
I just read this. I think I'll re-read in case I missed anything.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:54 pm
Just got back from the restroom.

Thanks for staying on top of this, Sherman. Your efforts are appreciated.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 8:55 pm
just took some pics of records to put on ebay. About to put them in photoshop and crop 'em.
Looking at this stupid cover for the Spencer Dickinson CD. Bite of the "for a Few dollars more" movie poster. I think Spencer should of lent his name to a new Jeff Evans project instead of a fuckin' N.Miss jam band all star. Shit, Spencer stole his whole shtick from Monsuier Jeff. Jon owes that man his career. Fuck Jon Spencer.

Other than that the little things are working out today.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:37 pm
ok, cheerleaders will have their uniforms in time for thanksgiving day parades
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:39 pm
I need someone to make copies, go to the post office, file cds (good work for those of you proclaiming to know your a-b-c's), clean the kitchen, do some light ironing and sewing... and yardwork.

anyone up for it? no pay but i do give college credit.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:39 pm
I just de-tangled my phone cord.

Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:49 pm
i am waiting for my instant oatmeal to cool. it was pretty hot a minute ago. like fire.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:50 pm
this morning on my train-ride in a bleach blonde girl with headphones on stepped into the train. Her coat button snagged the hair of a real-blonde standing next to me. Bleach-blonde kept walking and the realblonde gasped and began to yelp as her head snapped back. Bleach-blonde was still oblivious. Myself and another stranger both grabbed realblondes' hair and pulled back on it til bleach-blonde realized what was going on. There's was alot of hair twisted 'round that button. I imagined realblonde was cursing bleachblonde to herself.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:50 pm
andria can i get college credit for kicking, i could kick the dirt out of the house or something
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:56 pm
I just zipped up my sweater. I'm about to unzip it halfway down, Mr. Rogers style.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 9:57 pm
I can alphabetize your yard, andria.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:06 pm
i just woke up and my shoulder hurts. i think i threw it out in some stupid way at practice on saturday and just got the tar beat out of it again last night at practice. i need to go print out a bunch of copies of my outline for my project due tonight and make some coffee because i'm still sleepy. i have a tanlines song stuck in my head. i'm hungry and craving chic-fil-a.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:08 pm
my knee hurts.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:11 pm
Whew!!! I thought I lost my new legal pad!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:18 pm
what you need is a clipboard to put it on
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:21 pm
Say! That is an idea!
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:37 pm
i have the hiccups.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:44 pm
Did some laundry.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 10:59 pm
Eating a poppy seed danish. Left a message on Mr. Stands' cell phone.
Posted: Oct 25, 2006 11:37 pm | Edited by: Scott
Ah yes....I'm compiling my front-of-the-book-store-books-for-people-that-don't-read (like the "book section" at Urban Outfitters...."Guide to Dorm Life" and the "Hipster Handbook", etc)/counter at Walgreens impulse book!!!

But What are you supposed to be doing? C'mon, bitch, I got rent to pay.

That said, you should all know that I'm trying to figure out a way to make money without doing anything.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 12:20 am
i love it when i get the hiccups. i never get them.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 12:23 am
World Series about to start in 35 minutes. Ate some Morningstar Farms Veggie Bites (pretty good!)
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 12:40 am
Just finished. Didn't miss anything, nossirree bob.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 2:16 am
finally finished all this goner nonsense. pumpkin carving time. ho hum.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 2:25 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
I took a late nap. I dreamt of the manatee.

This means I also missed practice.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 3:06 am
i just got out of class. i got an a on my presentation. hells yeah! time to celebrate!
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 3:15 am
You did indeed miss practice. Quinn drank your portion of the beer. It went well, we hope you can make it next time, tape by the end of the week or I shall commit sepeku. Talk of a late November show...
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 3:21 am
I was just being honest and tryin' to keep it real by not frontin'.

In other news, I went to the store to get cigarettes. The new girl behind the counter was mad "they left" her "up hur all by" herself. I saw a bag of beef jerky for 1/2 off, but didn't buy it, as it seemed too far and I didn't want to waste this girl's time.

I'm going to sort through some tapes later.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 5:55 am
Left a message on Mr. Stands' cell phone.

I did that on Sunday.
Took him til Tuesday to call me back.
By then I couldn't remember why I called.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 8:10 am
yo, robin. that coffee is so damn good. i like it. good stuff. i thank ya! :)
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 11:01 am
I just crossed my legs. Now I'm thinking of taking off my shoes to rearrange my socks.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 3:08 pm
i hate it when my socks sag and then twist and form a little ball under the sole, maybe i should think about bringing back the sock garter
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 3:26 pm
I just positioned my heater in the perfect spot as to keep me warm but not burn my legs off.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 5:17 pm
Listening to the Nino Ferrer 45 I just got in the mail...Mao et Mao batches.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 7:08 pm
As part of a new cost-cutting measure, I'm drinking shitty freeze-dried coffee. (hint hint)
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 7:17 pm
Just set my out-of-office assistant on my work email. Went pee. Preparing to get in my car and drive to Memphis. See you suckers in 11 hours.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 7:18 pm
As part of a new cost-cutting measure, I'm drinking shitty freeze-dried coffee. (hint hint)

dude, make a short trip down Central to my pad...there is no reason to drink that swill
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 7:23 pm
So far I haven't taken any notes, per se, but I did write down two phone numbers on my new legal pad. One is black ink, the other blue.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 7:29 pm
I see where Citibank keeps calling on caller-ID. I havent paid in months. I'll do it tomorrow.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 7:41 pm
i can't seem to get wevl tuned in on the radio today so i just keep moving it back and forth from static on one side to the static on the other side
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 7:49 pm
i told some indian telemarketer that the owner was out sailing.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 8:24 pm
My afternoon meeting just got canceled which means I now won't have to misss my afternoon nap.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 9:33 pm
the dog keeps licking my arm.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 10:06 pm
My radiators work too well.
It's like a sweat lodge in here.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 10:33 pm
I'm skipping class.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 11:18 pm
I am so exhausted today; I can barely keep my eyes open.
Posted: Oct 26, 2006 11:31 pm
I ate.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 12:31 am
I just ran three miles.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 12:42 am
I called goner today and hung up. I was going to play a prank, but couldn't think of a word that rhymed with pterodactyl.

I just now thought about it now. Figured I'd share that piece of excitement.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 2:15 am
hahah robin. i'm glad someone at least shares my love of prank calling. i'm 28 and still like to call people and say stupid shit.

i just got done buying decorations for the roller derby benefit show tomorrow. it's going to be BADASS. :) i love me some halloween! favorite holiday.

wishing i could slip out for a second and go to see the chinks tomorrow, but i'm probably going to be too busy. booooo.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 12:48 pm
I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 2:29 pm
I'm watching Arthur II: On The Rocks

(loud buzzer sound)
(loud buzzer sound)
(loud buzzer sound)

Posted: Oct 27, 2006 4:13 pm
3rd cup o' joe.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 4:14 pm
& watching 1000 pound piece of marble get installed.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 4:16 pm
just finished talking to a patient about her upcoming surgery & now I'm playing on the GONER board,my favorite thing.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 4:28 pm
I just wrote a note on how we are going to make this mom bring her kid in for post op visits as she tends to blow them off. This is her kid's EYE we are talking about here. She doesn't like to come to them because she has to (sigh) "Drive soooo damn far!" That means drive 45 minutes once every 3 months.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 4:42 pm
this is criss cross, no i don't wear my clothes backwards, cristopher cross! i wrote the theme to arthur dammit!
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 5:46 pm
ouch, got a splinter
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 6:02 pm
It's employee appreciation day. I could use some sticky-notes.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 6:02 pm
I cannot go on working in Corporate America.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 6:04 pm
i just moved my office and all my sticky notes have mysteriously disappeared
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 6:09 pm
You can and you will, Junior Council. Save your monies.

bruce, I looked in a box that's been sitting by my bookshelf and found some. I'll put a few in my pocket for later.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 6:37 pm
I just had a good "professional" experience; gave me a little more faith I can hold on until I can open the ol small business.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 7:02 pm
handshakes. yes.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 8:07 pm
i just woke up and i'm too hungover for words.

need an i.v. of coffee stat!
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 9:22 pm
My chair has a new squeak I haven't heard before.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 9:48 pm
More laundry.
Got some 7" mailers from Jared up at Shangri-La.
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 9:49 pm
Posted: Oct 27, 2006 9:49 pm
Posted: Oct 28, 2006 11:35 am
why does Goner make me sohammered. or is it miss linda? or is it big daddy? i'm not taking the blame OR the remorse.

"sohammered" is the new word of the day, by the way.
Posted: Dec 18, 2006 5:14 pm
It just occured to me I have never used the coallator. I can't think of anything I need coallated, but I feel I'm missing out on an opportunity.
Posted: Dec 18, 2006 5:30 pm
can you collate 26 pallets of backpacks? that's what i need, 8 differant backpacks all mixed up - damn you vendors!!!
Posted: Dec 18, 2006 5:32 pm
Fucking savages.

I'm thinking of changing my screensaver. Still weighing the commitment, though.
Posted: Dec 18, 2006 5:56 pm
I'm typing up clues for an employee scavenger hunt. 5 winners! 250 bucks each! Blecch.
Posted: Dec 18, 2006 6:00 pm
It would be funnier if one of the clues was "In my pants".

I'm making a second pot of coffee.
Posted: Dec 18, 2006 7:56 pm
couple more picks and I think I'll have the whole thing...

really just digging out little pieces right now

Posted: Dec 18, 2006 11:41 pm
It just occured to me I have never used the coallator. I can't think of anything I need coallated, but I feel I'm missing out on an opportunity

You are definitely missing out
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 3:45 am
Spencer stole his whole shtick from Monsuier Jeff. Jon owes that man his career. Fuck Jon Spencer.

Wow its not like He hasn't made some amazing records or anything...mmmmm Cause you look like a jew !!!!!!!!
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 5:18 am
I've had food poisoning since 5:00 this morning. Ugh. Obviously feeling a bit better at this point.
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 5:21 am
Oh yeah, and I watched DVDs all day: Monsters, Inc., Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban, and a disc of Family Guys. I feel like a slug.
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 4:29 pm
i hung out w/ three geezers (75, 80, 83) all day yesterday
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 4:52 pm | Edited by: cthort
Lamenting the fact that Dee's back.
Posted: Dec 19, 2006 9:53 pm
just finished the crossword puzzle
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 9:20 am
Bought presents, diminished bank account...thanks Jesus.
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 2:52 pm
Bought presents, diminished bank account...thanks Jesus

note to self: christmas is coming up, must buy presents
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 2:52 pm
note to self:not just for yourself either
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 5:10 pm
I haven't started yet. Damn.
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 5:44 pm
I'm kind of angry with my paper clip situation.
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 5:47 pm
I'm kind of angry with my paper clip situation.

too many or too few, it's always one or the other, no middle ground on the matter
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 6:52 pm
Issue is totally different in nature: Big clips mixed in with the little clips.
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 6:54 pm
does the collator work on that?
Posted: Dec 20, 2006 6:57 pm
I don't know. Most people here are going to jet around 2 or 3 Friday. If I stay a little longer I could try it.

I'm also thinking of taking home the framed "SUCCESS" poster behind my door. Put it in the bathroom as some kind of encouragement to everyone that uses it, maybe...
Posted: Dec 21, 2006 10:18 am
But still got a little drip down the leg after reholstering.
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 6:57 pm
damn, my sock has a hole in the heel
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 7:03 pm
the cat just smacked his head on the sliding glass doors....again
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 7:15 pm
mundane still rules it.
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 7:17 pm
Doesn't it, though? I'm cleaning my office because a conference call was cancelled.
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 7:55 pm
sharpie dried out, good thind i have this back up
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 9:31 pm
Signed an inflatable walker for my boss for bithday:

"You still look shAARP"

Ya know, cuz he's old.
Posted: Mar 29, 2007 10:17 pm
i just took off my heels because my feet hurt from walking up and down the steps at the woodruff-fontaine house a bazillion times. we were busy today and i gave tours. fun,fun.
Posted: Mar 30, 2007 1:41 pm | Edited by: m t millionaire
Can't get the Coke machine to take my dollar. Walking around the office looking for somebody to trade with.
Posted: Oct 2, 2014 3:29 pm
You might think I'm lazy for taking the elevator up one floor, but it's a longer walk to the elevator than to the stairs.
Pretty sure that balances out.
Posted: Oct 3, 2014 9:17 pm
Lost my sharpie in a box of tshirts last night,
But jake got me a new one at the truck stop
All set tonight
Posted: Oct 4, 2014 12:31 pm
Looked at the cat. Was not acknowledged.
Posted: Oct 4, 2014 6:37 pm
Unclogged the drain for the washing machine. Now watching Gilmore Girls.
Posted: Oct 5, 2014 8:30 pm
I was sitting around having a conversation with one of my farts when I realized I'm 350 years old in dog years.
Posted: Oct 6, 2014 12:02 am
Some cops out on the street sitting in cars in front of Bruce's house for 6 hours. Not coming home yet, officers.
Posted: Oct 17, 2014 5:09 pm
Home soon, they still there?
Posted: Oct 20, 2014 10:45 am
I have four dollars in my pocket. I am not sure how the money got there. I am sure that I will have a diet pepsi, thanks to the mystery loot.
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