Posted: Dec 28, 2005 12:20 am
Fiery, I've been thinking about this all day (well, really since about 2:30).
There is a place waaaaayyy east of Memphis called "Henco Furniture". Their gimmick is some really old guy telling you that the "Prices are lower 'out in the country'." To make up for this, they have some wierd kind of "food court" thing going on, and people in bunny suits handing out cookies, I believe.
If you build it here, people don't have to drive all the way out into the country; also, there's a place called "Tuesday Morning", or some such. I guess they are only open on Tuesday mornings. If this is true, then an "everyday" breakfast and sofa sales place could effectively "whomp" the competition.
It'll never make money if you don't have skeeball, though.