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eric o
Posted: Mar 30, 2004 10:52 pm
it's official- the new GONER advice guru is... JOE PESTILENCE!!!

Yes, the man known as Human Garbage Disposal on the goner bulletin board and also the current Spits keyboard pounder, Joe has a wealth of real life experience to bring to help address the problems of the Goner populace. Girlfriend got you down 'cause you spent all your rent money on soul 45s? Boyfriend sneaking out at odd hours to go to "internet cafes?" Shoe soles keep falling off? Wondering where were all the punk rock venues in Hattiesburgh in 1982? Should you admit that you like powerpop in public? What was Louie doing playing that drumbeat? Why won't the Spits play in Kansas City? JOE HAS THE ANSWERS! ...to all this and more!

please submit questions to ask@goner-records.com !


Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Mar 31, 2004 5:13 am
Bring 'em on!
dutch hercules
Posted: Mar 31, 2004 1:54 pm
ok Joe, answer this question. - Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Posted: Mar 31, 2004 6:35 pm
What purpose is this rant in a spam email body? Did someone just put some sort of emo juju on me? Will I be okay?


Katy, the friend of Katy and prays with waif behind minivan.Where we can accidentally seek our tea party.gypsies remain proverbial.If from somnambulist play pinochle with light bulb around pork chop, then power drill from somnambulist daydreams.stovepipe require assistance from beyond piroshki.

Furthermore, near snow hides, and living with tomato teach line dancer defined by.For example, hockey player of indicates that dust bunny defined by bowling ball prefer wedding dress of.

CS Eunuch
Posted: Apr 2, 2004 12:42 am
Is that a Mad Lib?
dutch hercules
Posted: Apr 2, 2004 12:21 pm
you put the cereal in first, then the milk.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Apr 6, 2004 9:35 pm
I like the pic. Again,bring 'em on!
dutch hercules
Posted: Apr 7, 2004 2:11 pm
Dear JOe.
Is there any relationship between karaoke night and naked parties?
Posted: Apr 8, 2004 12:56 am
please submit questions to ask@goner-records.com !

goddamn do i gotta do everything around here???

Posted: Apr 11, 2004 7:41 pm
ask joe:

1) Please list all bands that slept at your house.

2) Please list all the couches you have conquered.

Please limit your answer to circa '85 - '90. Im not up with all this new crap the kids are into.

Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Apr 12, 2004 11:47 pm
Keep 'em coming! Answers as soon as i move in my new house this weekend! :)
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Apr 12, 2004 11:47 pm
Keep 'em coming! Answers as soon as i move in my new house this weekend! :)
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Apr 12, 2004 11:50 pm
As far as "new crap" goes... yer missin' out,brah.Even you'd like The Black Lips,you know you would...
dutch hercules
Posted: Apr 13, 2004 1:22 pm
"take a load off manny..take a load for free"
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