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Goner Message Board / Goner Records / I just applied to be on "The 5th Wheel"
Posted: Mar 5, 2004 12:54 pm
..The popular dating show. And I was wondering if I could maybe get a free Goner t-shirt to wear on the show, should I be accepted. Maybe? Lemme know.
Posted: Mar 5, 2004 9:34 pm
so that everybody knows that Goner means "homosexual meth-head?" :D
Posted: Mar 6, 2004 8:57 am
fer chrissake, just shell out ten duckettes
dutch hercules
Posted: Mar 6, 2004 9:55 am
not sure if youre a boy or a girl.. but if you is a girl, and have giant jugs, then yea i'd say sport a goner T.
Posted: Mar 6, 2004 12:11 pm
"but if you are a girl , and you have giant jugs" is kinda a sexist statement. But if it true then please help me get on the show too.
analog loyalist
Posted: Mar 6, 2004 11:08 pm
your homepage is enzyte? trouble maintaining that erection?
dutch hercules
Posted: Mar 7, 2004 3:06 am
whats wrong with having giant jugs, knocker, boobies, ta ta's.? if i were a girl id want some.
eric o
Posted: Mar 7, 2004 3:52 am
oh yeah. yes. this offer applies to any dating-show-going goner.

must be worn on "date." or at least one day of "shipmates."

dutch hercules
Posted: Mar 7, 2004 8:01 am
i want a Goner t- for my miniature collie when i go on the Westminster Kennel Club dog show..could have good chance winning best of show.
eric o
Posted: Mar 7, 2004 9:16 pm
hmmm... don't know aboot that.
Womb Raider
Posted: Mar 8, 2004 1:27 am
dutch hercules
Posted: Mar 8, 2004 6:38 am
how would one go about gettin a goner t shirt thru mail?? like an x-large
eric o
Posted: Mar 8, 2004 7:12 am
i think we got an XL in! we got wiped out during the store opening- limited # of glow in the dark shirts left!

12.00 postage paid...

send check or money order to


or call 901-722-0095
and we can take VISA or Mastercard over the phone.

paypal works, too- paypal@goner-records.com

herman rarebell
Posted: Mar 8, 2004 7:02 pm
and they really do glow. very handy for lighting the way to the pisser.
Posted: Mar 9, 2004 12:27 am
That picture would be perfect if Tyler had "Goner" tattooed on his forehead.
Posted: Mar 17, 2004 8:21 pm
My brother in law used to be the editor of 5th Wheel. It wrecked his faith in humanity.

eric o
Posted: Mar 17, 2004 11:25 pm
good editing, though.
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