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dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 6, 2004 12:25 pm
im gettin heavy.
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 7, 2004 11:10 am
come on now i cant rule by myself. Ok before i pass out, to all you fine chicks out there, its cold and sno-bound up in this Michigan mess. If ya feel like cheatin on yo b-friends reply to this, i'll make ya happy..like a happy happy birf-day. Hey do you love Gene Tracy?
Posted: Jan 7, 2004 10:23 pm
So I guess I'm not the only one out there who gets horny with the onset of inclimate weather...
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 8, 2004 1:12 pm
no mam ( i hope you are a "mam") i have screwed many a snow bank in these frigid times... waking up hung over with a frostbitten wang!!
analog loyalist
Posted: Jan 10, 2004 7:57 am
your getting me so hot dutch hercules. take me dutch hercules, take me.
eric o
Posted: Jan 10, 2004 9:22 am
michael bateman
Posted: Jan 11, 2004 3:40 am
I'd always get confused if it was "WHOA!" or "WOAH!" I see you've combined the two. Well done.
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 12, 2004 5:58 am
yes. Mr. O is right. i will whoa, waho, woha whao, owah (owha-ta-fukiyam) Nice of you to join the fun, Analog! Still wanna move to Memphis? Beware tho, the trip nearly killed me all because of illinois, dank,lonely,smelly,flat ass boring ride. yep. When are The Spits touring again? anyone?
michael bateman
Posted: Jan 12, 2004 6:25 am
New Orleans around March 22. After that, I don't know.
analog loyalist
Posted: Jan 12, 2004 10:24 am
i've been trying to talk the spits into coming back to kalamazoo, but no luck so far. they'll be in town at least for mothersday or something this year. we'll have to set something up for when they're here if they don't have anything going. yeah, i'm going to move to memphis. burned out on seattle, but not broken to the point of sinking into the sleepy boredom of kalamazoo.
so the janitor at work stole the change machine friday night. big black guy. about seven feet tall. mopped the break room. i guess he came in during 3rd shift and pushed it out to his stolen truck. showed up to work the next day and when someone said "hey, did you steal the change machine?" he just punched out and left. fucking crazy.
eric o
Posted: Jan 12, 2004 11:21 am
good luck in memphis. it's detroit down here.

without an auto industry?

Posted: Jan 12, 2004 7:48 pm
dont forget the "southern hospitality", uh I mean really slow restaurant service
Womb Raider
Posted: Jan 12, 2004 9:00 pm
that whole rule of southern hospitality does not apply to the service industry or the retail industry, by the way.
analog loyalist
Posted: Jan 13, 2004 7:26 am
so here's the big question. how's the job market down there. i don't want to move to a city with no employment prospects. any advice?
Womb Raider
Posted: Jan 13, 2004 8:28 am
it took me 11 months to land a steady job. make sure you have a nest egg you can egg off before you move down.
eric o
Posted: Jan 13, 2004 9:54 am
fed ex always hires. it's box shufflin' for good money at bad hours, i think.

if you're corporate, no problem. international paper, cotton companies, temporary whatever. but the "we know you've got tattoos but we don't care" kinda jobs are tougher to find.

dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 13, 2004 11:30 am
ok 1st of all my ADD is going nuts right now cuz my younger brother just came home with some sexy ass broad all drunk n shit..now i gotta face tryin to go to sleep with sounds of sex...or maybe just drink till dawn putting an Elmore James cd on repeat...yea thats what ill do.. "she's my TV mama one with the big wide screen"
amen fella's !
Posted: Jan 14, 2004 7:21 am
how about apartment in Memphis,any advice? any places we should steer clear of?
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 15, 2004 11:05 am
ok .. yo were all talking 'bout Memphis. And i say something totally outta text. Im a shmuck. I seem to have misplaced my Ritalyn...ahhh lego's ! nevermind im fine now..( DUHHHHH)
Posted: Jan 15, 2004 11:28 am
hey dutch you should come and hang out with a.l. and I this weekend. Two days off woooo!
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 15, 2004 11:46 am
a.l. Mr.Case...? Can we go up to campus and crash some frat parties..so's i can play " Girls gone wild" on my vid cam? ahhh.. there probably all christians n shit,oh well fuck em.
Posted: Jan 16, 2004 9:28 am
you can leave me outta that one Dutch!
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 16, 2004 12:59 pm
my mind is now incapable of saying anything of value. I hereby declare myself... -GENERIC- (generic oblivian..?) sorry. bad joke.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Jan 20, 2004 8:11 am
Who is the analog lovair? Do you actually live in Seattle proper? I got so much shit to talk about in this town that i'm gonna burst,but no one to speak of it with...VERN FONK!!!!!!
analog loyalist
Posted: Jan 20, 2004 8:22 pm
no, but i used to, and i know alot of people that you do, if you're who i think you are.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Jan 22, 2004 12:13 am
I do too but they ain't on this board! How many times have i wanted to start a thread about Dick's Drive In hamburgers or Vern Fonk Insurance commercials only to be shit outta luck for responses?

(in Dr.Smith voice:) Ohhhh the painnn...

analog loyalist
Posted: Jan 22, 2004 2:40 am
remember the shirts "i love dicks"?
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 25, 2004 12:40 pm
"hey there man ..leave my wife alone" -JLH
Posted: Jan 28, 2004 12:25 am
I know I'm gonna catch hell for this, but... I love Dick's! Truely amazing burger. Now go ahead and make your jokes.
dutch hercules
Posted: Jan 28, 2004 10:22 am
dont worry Scott...we're all drunk right now.
analog loyalist
Posted: Jan 28, 2004 8:06 pm
i always prefered the u-district or queen anne locations to capital hill. how much they charge for ketchup now?
dutch hercules
Posted: Feb 1, 2004 11:57 am
hey Analog, hows it hangin' paint boy?
analog loyalist
Posted: Feb 1, 2004 9:49 pm
too cold for hangin'. all shriveled up inside me.
Human Garbage Disposal
Posted: Feb 15, 2004 6:29 am
Condiments still 5 Cent. Wallingford Dick's is cool,Capitol Hill just plain sucks even if the Dick's is there (which i still think tastes good),but my fave one is on Holman Rd.in beautiful GREENWOOD! Never been to the Queen Anne one... the building is just too modern looking for me!

Scott,did you try a Dick's Deluxe while merchin' w/ the Neckbonez?

dutch hercules
Posted: Feb 15, 2004 12:10 pm
now looking back, this forum is for Goner Records, i realiz that i should have posted this topic on some other forum. Basicaly im an idiot. P.S. i have an Idea..."Goner the Comic book!!"
anvil bitch
Posted: Feb 17, 2004 1:26 pm
go back to the village.
Posted: Mar 1, 2004 9:01 pm
Yes I did. I don't know which location it was. Old, walk up to the window, type building.
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