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Robin in Clarksdale
Posted: Mar 17, 2003 5:15 am
I don't know how to get in touch with you and the damn link won't work. The last time we talked you were headed to Portland to fuck some stripper. I need to tell you about my going to prison. Plus every time I take a shit I still think about you saying it's the only thing close to an orgasm. I just was wondering what was up.
eric o
Posted: Mar 17, 2003 11:43 am


Posted: Mar 20, 2003 8:20 pm
in new orleans we say where ya at? i'm at dirtydenim666@hot mail.com
Womb Raider
Posted: Mar 21, 2003 4:24 am
I think a sneeze comes pretty close to an orgasm.
eric o
Posted: Mar 22, 2003 5:47 pm
when's the last time you had a sneeze?

they're pretty awesome.

Womb Raider
Posted: Mar 23, 2003 5:13 am
Usually if I'm fiending for a sneeze, I'll just stick something like a paperclip up my nose and jab it around until I hit the "S-Spot," thereby causing myself to sneeze.
Posted: Mar 25, 2003 6:22 pm
Look at a bright light if your sneeze is bashful.
Posted: Apr 3, 2003 10:48 pm
Yeah, robin. i just emptied a bunch of mail. don't know if yours was in it. i would like to hear about the slammer though...I got to go blow up potery barn right now!!! see ya...louie
Robin in Clarksdale
Posted: Apr 20, 2003 12:55 am

I found ya and I just took a shit and came in your honor.

And check it out: this guy who sells cars in Greenwood, who I never even met, he like got my p.o. box number and sent me three (3) brand new vibrators PLUS a glow in the dark Baby Jesus Butt Plug. You KNOW you are good when an admirer sends you over $100 of sex toys absolutely unsolicited. Manomanoman! (Or Sans manomanoman, rather!)

The vibrators came (ahem) in one day, and the BJBP the next....the day He came it was just like Christmas! Butt anyway, the BJBP is still in His wrapper (swaddling clothes?) because, well, frankly, He scares me a little. I think I might need some help coming to Jesus.

Happy Easter!

King Louie is just a babee boyee, really, I mean.

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