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Jay:

my girlfriend works at a public library just across the Chicago city limits. she sent me this email at about 12:30 today:

there's been a creepy black kid with a washcloth hanging out of his mouth standing on the north side of the desk reading our pamphlets for half an hour now. I think I want to go home.

as of 5 pm, he's still there. hasn't moved. just standing there.
I had to let as many people as possible know about this.
mikesniper:

Sorry, man, I drool pretty bad sometimes. I know the wascloth freaks some of the fairer sex out.
eric o:

better than no washcloth, i say.
uleeshuh:

he probably just got some teeth pulled and he's on some laughing gas.
Desdamona:

yer girlfriend sounds racist
SAMBEAUX:

Hee Haw!!!
gore:

kid sounds dusted
Jay:

yer girlfriend sounds racist

hey man. the kid was creepy. the kid was black.
they aren't mutually exclusive. they're descriptors.
SinglesGoingNowhere:

All black people are creeps, duh....
motorhoney:

All creeps ain't black, lemme tell ya.
dtrain:

my dad's black......AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE LADIES TELL ME!!!!!

HEE-HAWW!!!
motorhoney:

Whoopee!!
Creepy Washcloth Boy:

Hey! Screw y'all!

I can read pamphlets all day long with a wash cloth in my mouth if I want to. It's a fuckin' PUBLIC library.

Tomorrow I might read pamphlets all day long with a sock hangin out my ass!
stealth387:

i support yoo
creepy sock hangin out my ass boy:

Try it and I'll lynch ya!
stealth387:

to support you?
Creepy Washcloth Boy:

Yo' mama!
creepy sock hangin out my ass boy:

You are one dense mother. You never get anything that anyone says!! Try again.

HEEEE-HAAAWWW!!!!!
creepy sock hangin out my ass boy:

That was for our not-so-stealth friend.

To cwb: Yo' ball-headed granny!
Creepy Washcloth Boy:

Don't you be talkin' bout my ball-headed granny! I'll pull that sock out yo' ass and stuff in yo' candy-ass mouf'.
creepy sock hangin out my ass boy:

Yo' ball-headed granny got a washcloth hangin' outta somewhere's else. Badump-cha!
cococomas:

I'm a librarian and a couple years ago was working at a branch in Chicago right across from the United Center which was at the time mostly homeless people or half-way house residents... I had a man tell me that my arm hair was "For one, erotic and for two, sexy."
Argh:

You know you've finally been reading the board to long when you can figure out who's behind the fake alteregos by their writing style.

Of course, I could be wrong, everyone thinks I'm "Enough Already" and I'm not, so.........
Ditka Krunchie:

No, Norah, I just think you're a bitch.
stealth387:

You never get anything that anyone says
no I don't......still don't
Argh:

OH DAMN!
Back to Bataan:

Oh that's sick.
virgil:

Creepy washcloth boy. Ha ha.
Jack Stands:

Has anyone in Chicago attempted a "10 years later" follow up?
Documentary style?
leftpeg:

He's probably still standing there, but probably no longer a "kid".
dutch hercules:

this thread is almost ten yrs old.
dutch hercules:

goddamnit! j stands wins! ....attention fail.
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