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dutch hercules:

He shoots , he scores!
eric o:

And this is the guy who's crunching the numbers:
Eddie Deezen has appeared in over 30 motion pictures, including Grease, WarGames, 1941, and The Polar Express. He's also been featured in several TV shows, including Magnum PI, The Facts of Life, and The Gong Show. And he's done thousands of voice-overs for radio and cartoons, such as Dexter's Laboratory and Family Guy.

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dutch hercules:

Deezen is still ALIVE!

No little Wilts popping up? Hasn't Deezen ever heard of withdrawel method? It's 95 percent effective. Condoms are for sailors.
Jesse Garon:

Eddie "DingDong" Deezen! he crunched the numbers! HERO!!!!

Just because he didn't take polaroids of all of them, doesn't mean it isn't true.
eric o:

Roll call!
bazooka joe:

how many trannys "slipped through the cracks?"

or "slipped IN the cracks", amirite?

I saw this sex documentary that quoted all of these Romans and other freakydeaky historical figures claiming a mans inner thighs feel better than a wet vajayjay. Then while sitting on the toilet (sorry if that's TMI) I thought about it, and my inner thighs probbably are the softest place on my body.
dutch hercules:

Sloane Wendell:

Several College/Pro players AND coaches must be going for a record.
Highway Star:

I still remember being 12 or so and getting a sports illustrated where the inside cover pages had a two page real life size picture of Wilt's hand. And my hand fit completely just inside the palm of his hand