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dutch hercules:

"douche whip" ?
Cole:

I like it. It has flair. I'm gonna try it out tomorrow.
bruce:

What happened to douche nozzle?
rayultine:

someone's whipping you with it, bruce.
bazooka joe:

like the whore that you are.
tigerblinds:

"spoon in the poop!"...that was the best one of my little sisters could come up with when I made her cuss as a toddler. It has some staying power.
arman:

a popular insult when I was young was "feaster" and was often coupled with "feast on me" while doing the jerk off arm motion. totally bringing that one back.
Thee Gilded Chimera:

Back in the winter of '86/ spring of '87 a handful of ppl in jr. high would use "SUCK A FART." as their retort. After that, the expression faded off into obscurity. Unbeknownst to me, apparently, it was used in other parts of the planet in more recent milieus . .... .


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suck%20a%20fart
Dammit Dave:

It writes itself. Here's the chorus, now we need some versus:

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
Spoon in the poop, you can suck a fart

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
Like the whore that you are, the whore that you are

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
C'mon little feaster you can feast on me

Douche whip, you're a douche whip baby
After that you faded off into obscurity
tigerblinds:

Spoonin the poop, you're just spoonin the poop baby,
Suck a fart why don't you just suck on a fart baby?!
See this Busch? I'm gonna dump it on your head,
C'mon little feaster, feast on me till you're dead.

I gotta douche whip baby gonna slap it on your face,
Gonna wipe that Dirty Sanchez stache off your face!
There aint no nozzle on this piss douche
Just like a bitch husky you better moosh!

Gonna get dirty give ya a cyclone baby,
Lubes in your fancy coffee get you good and ready,
Little teenage brat aint got a clean bone in your body
Your only 16 fading off into obscurity!

You better wipe your dick off in your Mom's hairy pussy
Just like I did when she gave me some nooky,
Some eye drops will make your shit real runny
And if you die of dysentery it's gonna be really funny.
dutch hercules:

douche whip!!! ja ja ja!!
ThurgoodeStubbs:

Wrong, wrong, wrong. The song Douche Whip is sung to the tune of Cool Jerk by the Capitols. Get Weird Al on the phone, dammit.
dutch hercules:

doooooouuuchue whiiiip...... douchewhip!
Jesse Garon:

"get off my case, toilet face!"

"take a skip, douchewhip!"
nickg:

you are thinking of an old Cool Whip commercial, there, stubbsy . come on, baby!
Tres1208:

Jizz bib
tigerblinds:

^ you mean like a pearl necklace?
leftpeg:

"douche whip"

To be honest, it's just not got enough pizzazz to last.
Scott:

Jizz bib
^ you mean like a pearl necklace?

I would imagine that "jizz bib" would be be more of an insult referring to a person, whereas "pearl necklace" is a thing of beauty.

eg. "I put a pearl neckless all over that jizz bib!"
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