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Jack Stands:

ASTRID?

ASTRID???

I'LL MAKE MY OWN COFFEE, THEN.

GET OFF MY CAR, CAT!
Jack Stands:

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"hello?"

WHERE ARE YOU?

"fuck"
Jack Stands:

HELLO? HELLO?

ASTRID!
Jack Stands:

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HELLO?!?!

"what?"

HELLO?!?!?

"shit. what do you want?"

WE'RE OPEN!

"and?"

AND WHAT?

"I'm off today."

SAYS WHO?

"you did."

WHAT?

"you said I could have Thursday off."

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

"I have no idea, but I asked, and you said o.k.. It's not even light out."

I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT.

"why?"

THERE'S A CAT ON MY CAR!
Jack Stands:

HI, EVERYBODY.

MY NAME IS ROBIN WITH ROCKET SCIENCE AUDIO. WE HAVE LOW, LOW PRICES AVAILABLE FOR YOUR BAND. AS PROFESSIONAL AS THE "BIG" STUDIOS IN TOWN, AND WE PROBABLY HAVE BEER, AND ARE CHEAPER THAN THEM.
"BANDS ON A BUDGET" IS OUR MOTTO.
I WANTED TO ADD "BEER FOR" AT THE FRONT OF THAT MOTTO, BUT WE'RE A STUDIO, NOT A BAR, ASTRID SAYS.

BUT SHE'S OFF TODAY, APARENTLY.
Jack Stands:

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"what?"

"CAN YOU COME IN TODAY?

"no. I'm off."

BUT YOU'RE BETTER AT THIS THAN I AM.

"what?"

YOU. TALK BETTER. TO PEOPLE.

"I'm off. I'm going back to sleep."

IS YOUR MOM THERE?

"what?"

NOTHING.

HELLO?!?!
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"oh for fuck's sake. what?"

THERE'S A CAT OUTSIDE.

"shit...and?"


I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO DO.

"is it yellow? with some hair missing?"

YES.

"don't touch it. feed him for me, though."

WHAT? NO!

"he's harmless. just give him some of the canned food from the fridge."

HE LOOKS A LITTLE GROSS.

"just give him some food."

OK.
nickg:

do i miss joke?
bazooka joe:

i had a dream last night that i was trying to interview eric o and he wasn't terribly intersted and gave me the brush off. i said it would only take 5 minutes, so he agreed. by the time i got to my last question dude bolted and went so far as to take an escape route while i was trying to get my last answer. can't remember the questions, but they were good.
eric o:

Stop asking me about Fountains of Wayne and maybe we'll get somewhere.
Jack Stands:

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"hello?"

ASTRID!

"(shit) What?"

WE'VE HAD SOME CALLS.

"...and?"

SOMETHING ABOUT AN INTERVIEW.

""(forchrissakes) What?"

AN INTERVIEW.

"for who?"

SOME LABEL. AND YOUR STUPID CAT IS ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR.

"what? I'm off today"

IT'S GETTING SICK.

"what?"

THE CAT IT'S... OH MY GOD!

"who is the interview with?"

IT'S PUKING EVERYWHERE. GET IN HERE!

"I'm off today..."

WHAT?

"I'm not coming in. I asked for the day off."

OH.

...

ASTRID!

"what?"

IT'S PRETTY GROSS!

"clean it off, I'll be in tomorrow."

WHAT ABOUT THE INTERVIEW?

"what?"

THE INTERVIEW!

"it's with some guy. works in a record store."

THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. CD'S ARE THE NEW MARKET. THEY NEED TO COME WITH MP3 DOWNLOAD CARDS.

"... so tell the dude."

WHO?

"the guy..."

"yeah. him. tell him about your low, low prices and all that other crap."

IT'S NOT CRAP.

"o.k. whatever. I'm hanging up."

THAT CAT IS STILL BARFING ON MY HOOD.
Jack Stands:

<dials>901-555-5554</dials>
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"WHAT?"

I NEED YOU HERE.

"I have hoola hoop practice with the girls."

THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA.

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bazooka joe:

Stop asking me about Fountains of Wayne and maybe we'll get somewhere.


i already said they were GOOD questions.

SHEESH!
Jack Stands:

ASK ME ABOUT OUR LOW, LOW PRICES.
bazooka joe:

i'd rather ask slackin ass astrid.
tigerblinds:

Does Astrid sound like a Chipette when she talks? Because that's the image in my head.....you are Dave Jack!
tigerblinds:

I'm starting to think that Astrid is like Miss Linda or something.
bazooka joe:

had my second 'blivs dream this week last night. i challenged them to a battle of the bands and said we were totally gonna fuck their shit up, and then when it came show time me and memphis mike were freaking cuz we didn't know any songs to play, so i went to some bar looking for someone esle to open. i couldn't find anyone, so i went home to get my turntables and some records so i could at least open for them. then when i had my gear in my VW van (which i haven't had since the late 90s) i parked it at some hospital with all the gear outside the van and built a barricade around everything so no one could get to it.
tigerblinds:

Freud:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hlMi6PvUDE


Jung:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZXK3HcwXKI
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