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bradx:

upon returning to my hometown after living in a florida homeless shelter, i hooked up with amber, a girl i had known since she was in junior high school. i was 21, she was 20, and we started playing music together (among other things) almost immediately.

after a few lineup changes, we settled on the name "porch honkees"

in 2005 we played gonerfest 2 and were included on the DVD and CD.

since then, we have not played together as porch honkees in any capacity or form, whatsoever, other than an occasional drunken jam session or when we made a video for gonerfest that was fucked by technical difficulties...

the total number of times we played since 2005 could be counted on one hand, we recorded nothing other than that one video, and have done no live performances.

recently i picked up a multitrack reel to reel recorder, and was going through old tapes when i came across a long forgotten songwriting demo by porch honkees of "shit my pants".

i decided to finish the demo with lead vocals and lead guitar, and one thing led to another... anyways, i am proud to announce the return of porch honkees, and upcoming live appearances, as well as a split 7" with rev norb and the onions!!!

the record is called "the shit split" because there is a song with "shit" in the title on both sides. it will be on poop colored vinyl, and feature new, original recordings by both bands, including a brand new porch honkees song....

we already have a couple gigs booked, new songs written, and have been practicing. as an added bonus, here is the demo that ignited this whole "reunion" so to speak, its "shit my pants", completed...

http://kiwi6.com/file/ugg17wcp8k
bazooka joe:

SHITTY!

and COOL!
bradx:

thanks!
bradx:

https://www.facebook.com/PorchHonkees
I am the Arm:

Tour?
bradx:

i doubt it, but if invited we would consider some out of state gigs here and there...
bazooka joe:

you can play here any time. it's just like manitowoc!
bradx:

here is the songwriting demo for the first new porch honkees song in 8 years!!! this is THUNDERPUSSY:

http://kiwi6.com/file/p6n1vvc6cr
bradx:

we should have new recordings completed and sent to the pressing plant in a month or so...
bradx:

slowed down a bit due to a week or so of mydad dying...
bradx:

but, we did play our first gig since 2005 unnanounced last saturday,
http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/1265/5w5v.jpg
bradx:

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/6973/f4f1.jpg
I am the Arm:

Brad, I invite yall to come to LA and play with Way To Go Genius. I will buy you a burrito.

Ima come up dare da sprang
bradx:

lemme know if you wanna play manitowoc or green bay we can help...
I am the Arm:

total! Thanks Brad
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