TODAY WE'RE STARTING AGAIN! ROCKET SCIENCE AUDIO! A TOTALLY VIABLE STUDIO! WITH A PURPOSE!
ASTRID, WHERE ARE YOU?
I DON'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR LAZY INTERNS!
I SAID I DON'T PAY THIS MUCH FOR LAZY INTERNS!
"you don't pay me for anything."
BESIDES THE POINT! WE HAVE TO LET THESE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT OUT BROAD SELECTIONS OF GREAT SAVINGS!
"that doesn't make any sense."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
"I'm just saying, they either save, or they don't. it's not like there's a broad selection between a 10-30% discount. people feel gipped if there's a sliding scale. if I buy shoes, everybody gets 15% off, right? if I get 15% and someone else gets 30% off, that seems dumb."
I'M JUST SAYING THERE'S A LARGE AMOUNT OF SAVINGS FOR ANYONE THAT WANTS TO RECORD HERE.
"yeah, but you're being a dick about it."
WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
"well, if someone gets one rate and someone else gets another, that's bogus"
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
YOU JUST USED THE WORD "BOGUS"; 1985 WANTS THEIR WORD BACK. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Christ you're an idiot."
ARE THERE SANDWICHES?
IS THER COFFEE?
"did you make any?"
DID YOU MAKE ANY?
"no. I don't drink it."
DO YOU HATE FREEDOM?!?
"the only American coffee comes from Hawaii. And it's really expensive for the good stuff."
BUT I WANT COFFEE!
"make it your damn self"
i missed astrid and her giant cans. thanks!
I'm glad you mentioned COFFEE!!? RSA coffee mugs and beer koozies!
Yeah can't we get some cell pics to go along with these factual scripts? At least? I mean you are an apparently damn good visual audio media business.
my sister is your intern?
your sister has giant cans?
please don't take the Chuck Berry route with those pics. but definitely, some pics are in order.
THEY WANT PICTURES!
THEY WANT PICTURES!
I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING ABOUT CANS.
"like catfood cans?"
I DON'T KNOW. BETTER NOT BE. THAT STUPID CAT KEEPS THROWING UP ON MY CAR. ARE YOU FEEDING THAT THING?
"no. well, sometimes..."
YOU'RE FEEDING THAT STUPID CAT???
"well, it looks skinny."
IT THROWS UP ON MY CAR!
"aw, but he's skinny. he probably keeps the mice out of here."
IT WOULDN'T FUCKING BE SKINNY IF IT WERE!
"asshole. hope it pukes in your shoe."
"hello, Rocket Science Audio, have you heard about our low, low prices, made for the band on a budget with all the quality you'd expect from a-"
WHO IS THAT?
"I don't know yet; I'm reading this stupid thing."
"sorry, - all the quality you'd expect from the pro studios here in Memph-... Yes? Who? Hang on."
"he says it's Joe from some label called Black Gladiator."
"Joe. From Black Gladiator."
OH! OH YEAH. WHAT'S HE NEED?
"how can I help yo-... Yes. Yes. I'm not sure. Hang on"
"he's asking about cans."
"something about cans. And Prince Albert."
TELL HIM ABOUT OUR LOW, LOW PRICES.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
"now he wants to know if we put an add in Craigslist"
"he wants to know if you're D&D free?"
I HAVEN'T PLAYED DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FOR YEARS. TELL HIM YES.
"now he wants to know if I have any cans."
YOU BETTER NOT.
SERIOUSLY, ASTRID, QUIT FEEDING THAT STUPID CAT!
"sorry, sir, I didn't bring any cat food... Yes. Yes, I'll tell him."
"He asked if you heard about the 'Yestival'?"
THE PROG ROCK FESTIVAL? OF COURSE.
"Yes, Joe, he has. o.k."
TELL HIM ABOUT OUR LOW, LOW PRICES!
"He just said, 'figures', and hung up."
albert is my middle name, but prince sucks!
I need to some pictures to go with this screenplay damn it! Anything is fine, a stick figure drawing is better than nothing, don't let Jesse discourage you from going the Chuck Berry route...
My cat's name is Astrid.
^Got any pictures?
Where do I hit the like button?