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Useless Eater:

So I like to watch stupid videos and listen to fucked up songs on the internet. This thread is me sharing with you my favorite stuff that I saw here, or people sent it to me, or that I remember from 39,20, 10, 5, or 1 year ago, that always keep popping up in my brains. This is by no means a Publisher's Clearing Haus of internet shits, this is just the shit that I dig.

Please feel free to show me something that I may have missed. I'm fat and old and on the pre-internet since 1987 but I do miss crucial things. Thank you in advance.

Out of the 100 things that somebody shows me that I really really really really REALLY have to see, I've seen 90% of it that's killer. The rest is just dead bodies or Eight Is Enough blooper reels.

And since shit always gets flushed down the mammory hole, I'll leave a short description with the shit so our children may find the l33t w4r3z torr3nt pr0n on The Wayback Machine at Archive.org after almost everything has been put on the hologram drives and we're dead as fuck.

Here's to start things off nicely: A couple of creepy twin brothers being interviewed at the fair in Indiana.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY7E37SFAYw
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE
DOG POLICE "Dog Police" from the LP Dog Police from 1986.
This is why the internet was invented.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8IRsGP-a2E
The best video of babies puking on the internet and the best clip from AFV. My big headed son is at 34 seconds ruining the party. Party.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf3iWc6krj8
ANDREA DORAU & DIE MARINAS "Fred Vom Jupiter"
1981 DNW!
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57uI8RNhYk0
ABWARTS "Computerstaat" 1980. Another one from Germany. 2 of these dudes went on to smash uber metal in Einstürzende Neubauten.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/zA1hyqA6UTY
Paranoid schizo complains to city about a "rogue helicopter pilot".
"Ice in the arena." etc etc. Amazing.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/HlB1mf3yIgA
Captain Hook 2: Sharky's Rap
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8DKNUg20Ss
MAN 2 MAN "Male Stripper" 1986 12" single
Paul Zone was in The Fast.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHCsbrc8xKA
BOYS DON'T CRY "I Wanna Be A Cowboy" 1986
Crucial Lemmy cameo.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJqut44z99M
The BOLLOCK BROTHERS "Harley David (Son Of A Bitch)"
Serge Gainsbourg cover!
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkf6Dbzkr6E
SLADE "Hear me Calling"
Ten Years After cover on a TV show. The goddamn fucking riffs!
bazooka joe:

vimeo.com/m/55006097

Just found out about this. Almost an hour long, so get comfy.
dustymedical:

just found out about THIS.

http://mediaburn.org

http://mediaburn.org/video/billy-and-brian-murray-at-the-superbowl/

Also , i have the whole video that Sharky's Rap up there comes from, but it's probably all on youtube. The sidekick is a perfect cross between Andy Richter and Jack Black.
free plax:

Tough to beat Jerry and Gary, the twins from Portland, Indiana. I've watched it 4 times in a row and I'm crying tears of joy.
tigerblinds:

Good thread
eric o:

Twin brothers 4 ever.
nickg:

not super obscure but i find it hilarious. and its a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sbw4OzoasQ
Useless Eater:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
Best cry ever. Most definitely not obscure but I first found out about this in April in Memphis.
Useless Eater:

The internet mocks my phone.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA
There's the best cry ever.
Joe Buddha:

I have shown the Jerry and Gary video to four people I work with. All four have been so confused.
bazooka joe:

all four have been so confused
Joe Buddha:

All four have "[u]been so confused[/u]"
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/zz8fTbLjo9c
Moo & Oink commercial. Gets pretty hectic around :20.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/FJ3oHpup-pk
Montgomery Flea Market Mini Mall. Kids need to study that keyboard bass in school.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgKFJisceOw
Rob Halford in court on some subliminal message nunsense!
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs
Max Headroom TV hacking WTTW Chicago feed. My files.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/Om84Zc4-KcQ
Pole Position commercial for jerks. The theme song is fucking triumphant.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nft9Y51IOfc
Struttin' that ass to Gunnersville.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/4LtYaCm5njY
MC Miker G & DJ Sven "Holiday". Found this on here at least 5 years ago. Thanks!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/OwQzNMBbMVM
Dow Jones & The Industrials "Can't Stand the Midwest" live @ Third Base.

http://youtu.be/gvUtCqMwxBg
Dow Jones & The Industrials "What's The Difference". Fuck yeah!
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWAPe8S2hgA
Ronnie Biggs & The Sex Pistols "No One Is Innocent". File under fake punk godhead.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/UB87tfSfKiI
Scrotom Poles "Helicopter Honeymoon", "Pick The Cat's Eyes Out", "Radio Tay", "Why Don't You Come Out Tonight" played with some shit shot from their days in school.

http://youtu.be/2fthdfgXJvI
Scrotom Poles "Night Train" too. Almost forgot it.

Highest recommendation especially if you've made it this far watching the videos.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/W8YxIeia8P0
Angry Grandpa pinwheel prank. Sorry, got too serious for a few minutes.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/whZuz5Dwtw8
Heavy Metal Parking Lot. Somebody hasn't seen it. Back in 1989 VHS wasn't on Webcrawler.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_F8ZKr5Oq8
GRIP RAP.
"Maybe write a song with GRIP AS THE HOOK."
Useless Eater:

I have shown the Jerry and Gary video to four people I work with. All four have been so confused.

Glad that it's posted first to let everybody know that this isn't just Tosh.Bro shits. Of course blatant killer shit slaps you in the face but those goddamn twins get into your mind From Beyond stylee.
Sunnyside Turner:

GRIP RAP.
"Maybe write a song with GRIP AS THE HOOK."


That does it, I'm going out to LA where the Bloods and the Grips play.
nickg:

i kinda feel like starting again from the top.
tigerblinds:

Fuck yeah Useless Eater! Good thread!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/hY9EKHAqUUI
Dog bite.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/IhkrvBNnAcw
White Dog is streaming on Netflix right now. The melodrama! With a Simon from Simon & Simon, Terrell from Wrath of Khan and Zac's grandpa Burl Ives trying to keep the white dog under wraps.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/1cJYM3BVHgo
The Halls of Medicine. Shut the fuck up.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/M48HTxtjFdk
Dave Campo, Car Sales Evangelist. "FRIENDS."
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/ytN4hSJuptk
Alan Gillett "All Shook Up". From Peoria, IL.

http://youtu.be/AFxDpRXLmB8
Alan Gillett "Personality".
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/-_RiblgoM0I
Echo Star "Heavy Metal".
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/UKMW3LkwTig
Stephan Und Nina - Feuerwerk. Funken.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/OiuvK5yLKMY
Haindling "Du Depp" 1983. Still better than ska.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/P43o2a0S_KU
Nox Nox "10 Vor 10". I own this record. Thanks for understanding.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/nlOXiyDVtw0
Eskorbuto "Os Engaņan" from the Basque. Does not get the basque face. Crucial Pac-Man/junkie elbow.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/sGACUcBf1uE
Jo Squillo Eletrix "Skizzo Skizzo" 1981.

http://youtu.be/nulINcUZT2I
Jo Squillo "Violentami".

Beware going down the rabbit hole of Italian fake punk disco stuff.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/iN45OjB-cCU
Jilted John "Jilted John" on TOTP from 1978. Best song ever played on there. Getting it!
Useless Eater:

The Last Words "Animal World" 1978.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/JLYC7ltxOrk
Whodini "Freaks Come Out At Night"
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/yKq0lXaV1aU
Newcleus "Jam On It"
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/O6zkbjOvXWo
Jonzun Crew "Pack Jam" 1983 on German TV Jah wohl!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/1aATSUKu0jI
Egyptian Lover "Freak-A-Holic" 1986. Just like my dad.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/mHoCR7u5NzY
Fat Boys "Stick 'em". It took me this long to post a Fat Boys video. Not bragging, just showing my restraint. Yes the "Kurt" he's referring to is me. My dad once came home from the go-kart track in the mid 80s and told me that some big dudes came in to ride the karts. They had a show at Wings and he said that they were super nice and big dudes so he eased off the governors a bit so they could have some fun. Honda 5hp FTW. I was 12 so I was at home chillin and not working that day. Worst day.
dustymedical:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btlt0w67PmY
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/tu-s-SeigWs
Fat Boys "All You Can Eat" 1985. 3 floored Sbarros? FUUUUUUUUUCCK. Thank you Kurtis Blow for all your hard work with the Fat Boys.
Useless Eater:

This thread is about to destroy my Chrome browser. Nice segue....
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/O89qZ9vRP6U
Chrome "Meet You In The Subway". Helios's upload, removing the Target (c) video shit. One of the first videos that I saw when YouTube launched in late 2005 and the Merle Allins of the world's VHS collections did weep.
Useless Eater:

^ Bobby Jimmy And The Critters "We Like Ugly Women". Nice.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/LVwzp2PDVi4
Disco Rick And The Dogs "Lick It" 1990. Miami, Rick from the Gucci Crew. Best appropriation of "Whip It". I've got 2 copies of this LP and they're both in worst shape. Would go well with a Country Teasers set at a loft party.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/OhoWVUtGoro
Whistle "(Nothing Serious) Just Buggin'" 1985. Thanks to BJ for showing me this, damn.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/d03M4e-0Co8
Cold Crush Brothers "Punk Rock Rap" 1982. Easily the best electro song about punk rock in my record collection. This song fucks with me how good it is.

http://youtu.be/gn794Gtx8XQ
Live version from 2011!
Useless Eater:

Adidas Tracksuits, 1-2-3.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/Izp8HKXp774
The Stalin "Romantist" from 1982. I'm partial to this video.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/y5oMiqJRVqs
the Shockmaster WCW debut. With Dusty Rhodes breaking it down.
Sunnyside Turner:

This thread has provided me with MUCHO entertainment. Mucho. Thanks.
Jesse Garon:

you're really working a groove.

where's the cats on a treadmill?
Jason:

Alabama tree leprechaun and scraper bike kids seem to be missing as well.
CrucialDude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDkqz5C62SM
god bless the cold crush punk rock rap for being the source of the ubiquitous "oh my god!"
Useless Eater:

Hasn't everybody already seen all of these a google thousand million of times already?

http://youtu.be/vA_iMuZ3ZDw
Blazin Hazen

http://youtu.be/NeFI9aPZvKI
Bubb Rubb & Lil Sis

http://youtu.be/tKKxPtP6XjQ
Eli Porter vs. Envy

http://youtu.be/P1hqfC0l5Pg
Farting preacher

http://youtu.be/EY39fkmqKBM
Gingers have souls

http://youtu.be/aMS0O3kknvk
Grape lady falls

http://youtu.be/CMNry4PE93Y
I like turtles

http://youtu.be/nda_OSWeyn8
Mobile Leprechaun
Useless Eater:

Back to my regularly scheduled programming.

http://youtu.be/_uOwVg2B79E
Jan Terri "Journey To Mars"
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/uGOk-2V9Vt4
Jan Terri "Get Down Goblin"
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/OlEGORSKXDE
Thor "Keep The Dogs Away"
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/7cWWTfgcu9E
Anal Cunt - Live at Brandywine, Wilmers Park Maryland 06-19-93
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/nXT2sS4m6fs
Pungent Stench "Sick Bizarre Defaced Creation"
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/SqswN1TUPf8
Hobbs Angel Of Death "Brotherhood" 1988 Melbourne thrash!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/4TztqYaemt0
Venom stage banter from City Gardens, NJ. WILD.
dustymedical:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OScrghVh15s
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/gAh9NRGNhUU
Lordi "Hard Rock Hallelujah" 2006 Eurovision winner. They beat Abba's cojoined triplets for the win.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/tMEDZnM_TZE
Cajmere "The Perculator" on Detroit cable access.
Thanks for reminding me of this, Kevin!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/aOBUqCIXXWY
Cybotron "Cosmic Cars". Where's the live footage of Juan Atkins doing this on Cambodian Soul Train?
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/T7yZH-SZKdg
Suburban Reptiles "Saturday Night Stay At Home" from 1978
Useless Easter:

http://youtu.be/L0gQjaU8cr4
Hitchhiker gives reincarnated Jesus the hatchet. Kai is the man!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/pIaE0F37TS8
Sleeze Boys "Robocop". Best Kraftwerk swipe.
Adam K:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig4jQrofnBI
War - "Tobacco Road" on Beat Club 1970
dutch hercules:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSTeB35UVfk
this!
dutch hercules:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUdyu7_sUdI
aaaand this.
dutch hercules:

Yo KB this will make the bass sound so clear...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8sDIbRAXlg
dustymedical:

http://youtu.be/qHwNee3WrC4
dutch hercules:

^ holeeee!
Donkey:

Bray!
Donkey:

Bray!

Bray!

Br-eric? Br-stock-ay?
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9il52dlnnc
Selling Is Service
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/MgslUro5Mlk
The Spider-Man birthday dance takes the party to the next level of the game.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIKL0ZNznPM
Cock And Ball Torture wedding AKA Mancinos catered grindercore.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItuFyRGcyHQ
USA Baby commercial. Now matters are worse.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58XPsyWDEkw
Soggy "Waiting For The War" from Paris 1981. Goner has copies of the repro single in stock as of 3 days ago. This video gives me hope in the endless quest for more Stooges inspired Parisian punk metal.
leftpeg:

Have you seen this google street view sequence. Pretty great.
Tim Teabag:

subliminal fail
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/PMZvoV7EwWM
Amish Bill Grundy interview for dirty sods. Shaun from the Real Losers knows how to party, thanks!
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHJOz_y9rZE
The Imperial March performed on two 3.5" floppy drives.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/pnsizkVjGm8
Happy Wax Cylinder Day!
Donkey:

Br\(סּںסּَ` )/ۜ Ay!
Useless Eater:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ8cYuLSPE
Billy doesn't want you in his tiny room.
Useless Eater:

This phone is not in a chillzone for posting videos.
Useless Easter:

http://youtu.be/OtQ8cYuLSPE
Bobby speaks to parents.
brett_s:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ouPGGLI6Q
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUSC_sRjxAI
My favorite band from Tawas, MI is most definitely Afterbirth. They released Who's In There 7" EP in 1988 and it's the real deal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HArvQgk_qeY
Afterbirth demos. Sounds like Land Speed Record complete with Grant Hart glue sniffin vox filtered through McDonalds style core.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e6IHSegIk0
Anarchy is Afterbirth 2 years later and showing a maturation in songwriting and blues scale licks in Mick's basement.
Donkey:

BRAY!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/A8muT_xrG6k
Norman Gunston "Kiss Army" (1980)
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/cxSbOQBde58
Jacko "Me Brain Hurts" (1985). Thee Energizer, oi!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/YhoTOwl0tPQ
Ward 13 "Robot Wizards" (1980). Auzzie friends, I need this for extreme DJ battles. Let's make a deal.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61t6DZY9CVM
Mike Brady "The Cube" (1981). No need to solve this shit.
Donkey:

BRAAAYYYYprrrrfffftt
Sunnyside Turner:

Best ever thread.
Useless Eater:

This thread has ruined my browser every time I click it. Download more RAM dot COM. Trying to get it to the 2nd page.
Donkey:

BrOGAN-ay!
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/yRnPE1u4ruM
Complete - Hot As Hell

http://youtu.be/-3hVEy8Y8dg
Complete - the interview
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/toPY9dxns8Y
"Whip It" by middle school kids.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otHKSpRf-7M
Bronson Arroyo Ford commercial.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60K7mX-1p_o
Dutch Hercules One Man Band (DHOMB) "Interstellar OD"
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM
Little superstar

from

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LtYaCm5njY
MC Miker G & DJ Sven "Holiday Rap"

Pretty sure Bazooka Joe hipped us to this shizz.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG55k6HisCs
now with Effectol.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGXDKrUoVrw
I don't even know.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZFrmFhXkr0
Sondra Prill "Nasty".
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emKxRo1a3cs
Michael PS Hayes "Bad Street USA"

http://youtu.be/M5bmnZi3i4E?t=5m33s
Husker Du in a Minneapolis basement in 1984 covering "Bad Street USA".
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5wRviAG5w
GOD "My Pal" from 1988.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JwGc4C22_Y
Mad Macka "Adidas Tracksuit" and "Hair Dinkum" at GF9 2012.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQJx6pD0PiU
Boondall Boys "Hair Dinkum"

Might be Macka's best song besides "The Year My Guitar Broke".
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzDUcPfZoJ4
Supernaut "I Like It Both Ways" from 1976.
Useless Eater:

http://youtu.be/i9iQKXMWO_c
Jock Hattle "Crazy Family" from 1983. Oh yes.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5bV6ew3GLQ
Len Cella's Moron Movies part 1. Genius level.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
Weber Cooks chili cheese nachos. File under Goner Cookbook #2.
Useless Eater:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNGdkR7lVSs
Stranglers "(Get A) Grip (On Yourself)" from 1977. Crucial pub sax key punk.
Donkey:

Bray!
Donkey:

Bray!
Donkey:

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Donkey:

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Donkey:

Bray!@
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