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Joe:

C'mon, she needs a good name.
dtrain:

Funnbags Pizza.
Joe:

I told her to call it Pie Hole.
dtrain:

Thats awesome!
gore:

Slice O Heaven
bowie:

I think Pie HOle should win, hands down. Oops, didn't mean to capitilize that O in hole, but I think it works!
carney:

Pie in the Sky. Pie Hole is better, though.
Womb Raider:

not enough people capitalizing on dough puns.

Miracle Dough
John Dough's
Dough Ride

I don't fuckin know
bowie:

I doughn't fuckin know.
deadcityrebel:

dough, ray, and me
Alisa:

Pizza My Heart.
A tribute to Janis and ain't everyone out there in the NW all into "My Heart".
I heart Pizza My Heart, etc. and you could give it that added "we're into Heart Health" spin that might really GO in Portland.
Anyway...
Joe:

I thought Pie Hole was really good too, but she didn't go for it. She's kinda square- not square lame but square polite. I dunno. It's gonna be good though! Portland's turning into the new US pizza capital.
Golightly:

beat me to it boughwie
Joe:

"My Heart"


This is what Portlanders call Quarterflash.
Golightly:

Pizza My Heart.

Yeah!
bowie:

Goddammit!!!! She can't open a pizza joint, get the idea for the great name "Pie Hole" and then not use it!! It just ain't right!
Joe:

It just ain't right

I know! Bith!!!
Alisa:

What's Quarterflash?
bowie:

The worst band ever and Portlands first claim to music fame.
frankie teardrop:

Cop Killers Club
Joe:

That was good joke though, right? I mean, for the three people who know who Quarterflash is. And the KINGSMEN were Portland's first claim to music fame. JEEZE!
Joe:

Willie Nelson got his start here too.
bowie:

KINGSMEN

SORRY! Sheesh! And when do Paul Revere and the Raiders come in to play?
michael baker:

Phoney Phag Phood
Joe:

Well, Mark Lindsey's a HUGE douche bag. I met him about two years ago when I worked for a local music licsensing company. Hey Mark, if you're reading this- LOSE THE PONYTAIL. And weren't they from Boise or something?
bowie:

I thought Tacoma, but then someone bit my head off and told me they were from here blah, blah, blah.
Joe:

From wikipedia:

The group, initially located in Boise, Idaho, started as an instrumental rock outfit led by organist Paul Revere (legal name Paul Revere Dick; original stage name Revere Dick [1]), whose distinctive given names were in honor of the Revolutionary War hero.


I WIN!!!
bowie:

Yay, you get.... well, I was trying to think of something interesting or funny, but this is the best I can do.

You win....

nothing.
Alisa:

Arizona? Take off your rainbow shades?...
I am the Arm:

Pepperoni Tony's
Pizza Czar
Pie Zanno's
Donetello's
Crustyland
Slices
The Pizza Triangle
The Pizza Joint
American Pie
Cheesy's
I am the Arm:

insert your friends name here _________ Pizza...Genius
dtrain:

Rays!
Rays Origional
Famous Rays
Origional Famous Rays
Ray Rays
Hee Haww
bowie:

C'mon Arm! More exciting! Some ZIP! Oh, and I have a cute pic of you and Petey... I'll try and figure out how to send it to you. Or post it or something.
luchamondo:

SAUCED- has recently opened here in OKC. They're packin' in hipsters by the droves. pretty good, though
Seamus:

The Grateful Abortions' Pizza Club and Slaughter Society.
bowie:

The Grateful Abortions' Pizza Club and Slaughter Society.

Um, geez. Gory pizza anyone?
bigrockjoe:

Pizza My Heart

Already taken, we've got a few around here:

Pizza My Heart
Whiskey Bent:

SAUCED

rad.
Alisa:

Already taken, we've got a few around here:

Well, that sucks. Guess I'm predictable.
Andy Junk:

Pi
Highway Star:

Pie in the Sky started in new orleans moved to memphis franchised one out, closed the first memphis location, tried to open downtown, closed second location, petered out. at one time it was really good, but after move to midtown it never really got it together. I used to toss pizzas at the first memphis location in the Arcade restaurant. that was a fun job.
dtrain:

Oh! I got it!


PIZZA FACE!
Eldys:

Eats-A Pizza - It's meant to be pronounced with a mildly offensive faux-Italian accent. The mascot should look just like Super Mario, but with a chef's hat and apron instead of the baseball cap and overalls. You could call him Guido Stromboli, and on the menu he would be staring at a slice while jumping up and down and saying, "Eats-A Pizza, Eats-A Pizza!" Guido actually suffers from a cognitive disorder though, so when he sees a chair he says, "Eats-A chair, Eats-A chair!" and when he sees a mule he says, "Eats-A donkey, Eats-A donkey (because Guido doesn't understand the difference between a mule and a donkey)!" Poor Guido.
BigKegShandy:

Slice O'Life
Pizza The Action
Pizza My Heart
Greezee Wop Stuff
Motherfucking Pizza Tonite!
La Dolcelatte Vita
Golightly:

Pizza...it's not just for breakfast anymore
bvalentine:

Pizza in a Cup!
saispas:

This Can't Be Pizza!

Seriously, where is it gonna be, Joe? What kinda place is it? Serious or a joint? That is awesome, I miss the good pizza soooooo much. You wouldn't believe what I have had to settle for. We have only tried three places here and the reports are good for one place in some old hipster part of Tampa. We'll see--I am skeptical!
krakhaus:

Piehole is hard to beat. There's a place in Austin called Homeslice that's a good name but taken of course.

How about Circular Slabs of Delight?

Sucks...
Tupac:

Sal's
Lil' Gino's
Mario's
Acropolis'
Ceaser's
Poppa Augustus'
Leeza's
dtrain:

Little Seizure's!
Jewish Hitler:

Call it, "I never burned a body in my pizza oven, but if you don't shut the fuck up, I'll club you right here and burn you to a crisp"

You can call it I.N.B.A.B.I.M.P.O.B.I.Y.D.S.T.F.U.I.C.Y.R.H.A.B.Y.T.A.C. for short.
miss linda:

`Burger King
Joe:

Little Seizure's!

!!


Saispas it's gonna be serious food but they want to keep they atmo pretty casual. They're taking over that Kustom Pizza shop on 28th and Glisan... I think they want to do the quality of aPizza/Ken's, but keep comfortable for folks from the hood to hang out in. So, we'll see. She had some pretty good-sounding Italian name for it.... Dove Vive maybe. But Pie Hole rules. Maybe I should open a Pizza Shop.
laurel:

i think it should be whatever her name is 's so if her name is jane its Jane's or Jane's on 28th. something like that...chiming in for the first time in 2007 hello goners.
Joe:

Is that SF Laurel?
leftpeg:

"My Heart"


This is what Portlanders call Quarterflash.


Wow. Just a minute a go I found out that their claim to fame is "Harden My Heart" which I always thought was performed by Heart.
gina:

Is that SF Laurel?

Yes, Joe - it was SF Laurel. She was lurking for a minute. Where did she go? (Hello PDX from SF!)
gina:

Where's it gonna be? I mean, what city? If it's in PDX... Rose City Pizza?
le chev:

Pizza Squat
SSSSSSS:

bvalentine's on the right track, if you don't like that one, there's also Cup O' Pizza
SSSSSSS:

Rest In Pizzas
SSSSSSS:

Pizzalectric
SSSSSSS:

Pizza Sheet
SSSSSSS:

Pizza Ignition
I am the Arm:

Bag O' Pizza
Pizza in a Bag
Pizza on the Run
Just Pizza
Pizza Pioneer(get it? Pie-oneer)
Pizza Peddler
Tomato Pie
Pepperoni Pie
The Italian Circle
Porky's Pizza(Tribute to Bob Clark)
saispas:

quality of aPizza/Ken's,

YUM. Well, if she succeeds in matching those two, she will have a great pizza joint. I do think she should try to keep it more like a joint than apizza or, eek, Ken's, even to just differentiate from those two very high standards.

I would KILL for some Apizza right now.
le chev:

The World's Best Pizza House
Pizzas of Ate
Mouth-Watering Pizza
Delicious Pizza
Pizza You Won't Soon Forget
One Pizza Two
I am the Arm:

this place has good pizza and here's their slogan which is written on the awning :
"fuggettaboutit"
le chev:

Marie's Mozzarella Sticks
Lightly breaded & fried mozzarella sticks served with the Don's Marinara - $5.95

What a rip-off. Is that shit Sysco mozz. sticks or are they hand battered?
CrucialDude:

Pizza In A Cup

but seriously folks, my buddy bought an EMU keyboard/sampler from Quarterflash -- it was the very same instruent their hit song was composed on -- we used to sample bong hits and farts on it -- this thing used those 5" floppy computer discs
I am the Arm:

What a rip-off. Is that shit Sysco mozz. sticks or are they hand battered?

It's prob hand...place is kinda pricy because of location. Yuppie-ish.
le chev:

Mama's Caprese

I would have to pass on this one...
SSSSSSS:

Quarterflash = HOT SAX

Might as well just call the pizza joint Quarterflash. Or maybe Nu Shooz. naww, not pizza-ey enough.
SSSSSSS:

Power Pizza of Portland
le chev:

Pizza King
McPizza
Wendy's Pizza
Pizza Bonanza
Hardee's Pizza
Kentucky Fried Pizza
Pizza Queen
Pizza Bell
Pure Pussy Power Play Pizza
saispas:

The World's Best Pizza House
Pizzas of Ate
Mouth-Watering Pizza
Delicious Pizza
Pizza You Won't Soon Forget
One Pizza Two


You are on fire, le chev!
le chev:

I wish I would catch afire! Then this nightmare would be done...
Matto:

For Portland? Pizza Caucasia
saispas:

Pizza Caucasia

OK. NOW we are done!
schmatt:

Quarterflash -- it was the very same instruent their hit song
Is that "Harden My Heart" from say 81 or 82, that was always on the radio? Doesn't matter it is now stuck in my head all fucking day.
Glenn DC:

The KKK Underage Pussy Hut
Glenn DC:

"Where all the white women at?" Pizza
Glenn DC:

portland-centric:

Recycled Pizza
Black Tar Pizza
Pizza Strip Club
No Jaywalking Pizza
Shroom Paradise (with pizza!)
Luke Warm:

Fuck Burgers
Eat My Pie
Wendy C:

She could steal the name from a place I used to work that went out of business:
Freak'n Pizza

We used to have bands play, it was fun... kind of... for a job in a pizza place.
Jesse Garon:

Pete's Peetz
miss linda:

Pizza Whore
michael baker:

The Slice Is Right
michael baker:

What Slice Glory?
miss linda:

FUCK YOU PIZZA!
Ventor:

Here's A Pizza 4 u
bowie:

YOU'RE A PIZZA!
LisaLisa:

Pizza Face

done and doner.
idiot string:

Ice-T-Bag's Pizza Palace
Windy:

chiming in for the first time in 2007

hiya Laurel. I sure hope i will get to see you this year. How are the pandas?
Glenn DC:

call it Vegan Pizza, but then cram cheese everywhere.
deadcityrebel:

pizza hut
BigKegShandy:

Pizza Off!
Glenn DC:

The Beat-Your-Wife-For-Burning-Dinner-Then-Order-a-Fucking-Pizza Pizza Spot.
miss linda:

"Hot dogs aren't just for breakfast anymore!"

great name!
miss linda:

"Pizza"

even better name!
alex cuervo:

INSANE CLOWN PIZZA
Paul Lips:

Pizza Poo
Overweight Teenager Pizza
Esoteric Pizza
Whirlpool Pizza
Minneapolis-Moline Pizza
Happy Chef Pizza
Montgomery Ward's Pizza
Woolworth's Pizza
Mystic (records) Pizza
heyradio:

Mike Pizza
Pizza Shit
DiGiorno's Delivery Hut
We Swear It's Not Frozen
Hot Dog's Pizza
Wal-Mart
leftpeg:

So, Dove Vivi it is. It's funny it's been open since sometime shortly after this thread started, but this is the first time I've ever heard of this pizza place. I guess I don't get down to NE Glisan too much. Is it any good?

http://www.dovevivipizza.com/
I am the Arm:

I was hoping it was gonna be called PIZZA IN A CUP
leftpeg:

or in that same vein Pizza Your Pants
Tim Teabag:

Pizza The Pie...coming to a mouth near you.
finnark:

Five Easy Pizzas
SAMBEAUX:

Pizza Ass
tigerblinds:

Comera Meatballa
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