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Party Bat - Real Drugs lp (Tic Tac Totally Records)

$13.99

“IMAGINE THE BEST RECORD IN THE WORLD. PARTY BAT returns from the EAST with a very small stash of ‘material’ for public consumption (public domain if you pay). It was this he distributed: REAL DRUGS. Now located in a cave behind a cave, under nobody's watch with a drunk moon and a rat as his only friends who follow it all. SHEENA IS A GIRL. Kurt Cobrain and the PUNXZS back his band...but several women just died of scurvy when they couldn't keep up with Party Bat's training regimen. Incredible drug death. Imagine the best LP in the world...now imagine this. Whose Gremlins and Germs ate cereal off of Razorcake reviews about cereal. Purple? This LP very clearly marks the mark of the unicorn, bathing in the waterfall of H.I.S. boozes. You now drip sensual sensory sensations from your left pocket to your night eyelid organs, and how it is after literally listening to it one time? NEVER EVER FORGET FORGET. THE PARTY IS REAL HERE. YOU ARE NOW AN ORDAINED MINISTER OF PARTY LOAF. Put on the glasses. Let's go. Scents and gravitas.”  - TIC TAC TOTALLY

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This product was added to our catalog on Monday 18 November, 2013.

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