AUSMUTEANTS lp

AVAILABLE NOW!
AUSMUTEANTS
Great young Aussie
Punks - Synths + Snot!

Nobunny Secret Songs

NOBUNNY
Secret Songs lp/cd
Available now!


EX CULT MIDNIGHT PASSENGER PRE-ORDER


EX-CULT
Midnight Passenger lp/cd
Coming April 29

GONER RECORD STORE DAY RELEASE
Ex-Cult
"Ties You Up" b/w "New Virtues" 7"
Be sure to bug your local retailer for these!
And swing by GONER for exclusive colored vinyl on Record Store Day - Saturday April !9
GONER RSD POSTER HERE

2nd Midtown Memphis Record Swap - Saturday May 10
Full-on Crosstown Arts Block Party with DJs, Beer, Third Man Mobile Store & More!
Plus OBLIVIANS that night at the Hi Tone! Dick Dale plays the night before!
Dealers get in touch!



Buck Biloxi & The Fucks - s/t lp (Red Lounge Records)


Icecross s/t lp (Rockadrome)


Obnox- Louder Space lp (12XU)


Anthology of American Folk Music Volume 3 lp (Mississippi)


Talbot Adams - s/t lp (Spacecase Records)
Predator - The Complete Earth lp (Scavenger of Death)

Valerie June - Pushin' Against A Stone cd (Concord)
Ross Johnson and Jeffrey Evans - Vanity Session lp (Spacecase ) Leo Welch - Sabougla Voices cd (Big Legal Mess)
Pookie & the Poodlez -The Last Thing I Did As a Teenager 12'
Sid Selvidge - The Cold of the Morning lp (Omnivore)


Manateees - Seek Help 7' (Total Punk)

BUCK BILOXI & THE FUCKS
lp
(Red Lounge)

BACK IN STOCK! New Orleans craptastic punk rock / KBD / Bloodstains in your face. ""If you think Buck Biloxi & The Fucks are not rad in real life you need to snap out of that bullshit dream. "- Buck Biloxi

ICECROSS
s/t lp
(Rockadrome)
Reissue of legendary Icelandic Hard Rock lp!

OBNOX
Louder Space
lp
(12XU)

Amazing new garage murk lp from Bim & co! Punk rock, hip hop, woody haze!

ANTHOLOGY OF AMERICAN FOLK MUSIC
Vol 1-4 lps

Freakin' heavy duty reissues of these Harry Smith-compiled classics!

 

 

TALBOT ADAMS
s/t lp
(Spacecase)
What a nice album! Pop from the genius TALBOT! Up next on Spacecase- Dutch Masters lp!

PREDATOR
The Complete Earth lp
(Scavenger Of Death)
2nd full-length from Atlanta punk rockers. Mean, man!

VALERIE JUNE
Pushing Against A Stone lp/cd
(Concord)

New Memphis / NYC folk chanteuse as heard on David Letterman!

ROSS JOHNSON & JEFFREY EVANS
Vanity Session lp
(Spacecase)

Collossal collaboration from two Memphis blabbermouths... recorded with Jim Dickinson, who appears here often!

LEO WELCH
Sabougla Voices lp (Fat Possum)

Great raw gospel / trance blues- his set closing Gonerfest 10 started like this, kinda drifted off into Beale Street blues but this is what you want to hear!

POOKIE & THE POODLES
The Last Thing I Did As A Teenager lp
(Rubber Vomit)
Nobunny-esque goofy slop pop punk...

SID SELVIDGE
Cold Of The Morning

lp (Omnivore )
Reissue of the great Sid Selvidge's album recorded live in the studio with Jim Dickinson. Haunting stuff. RIP Sid.

MANATEEES
Seek Help
7"
(Total Punk)
Memphis' garage metal/??? mayhem masters with ABE CHARLOTTE AND KEITH!!!!

 

Goner Records Bulliten Board Goner Records Bulletin Board
 » Name  » Password 
| Sign Up Search |
Goner Message Board / Food & Drink / Food jokes!
Author Message
Jesse Garon
Member
Posted: Jul 29, 2011 7:10 pm    
Q) What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door opened?

A) Close the door, I'm dressing!
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 1, 2011 8:54 pm    
Q: Why isn't there any toilet paper at KFC?

A: It's finger-licking good.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 3, 2011 2:18 am    
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you open up the refridgerator door and the rump roast farts in your face.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:14 pm    
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:15 pm    
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?

A: brownies.
Scott
Member
Posted: Aug 30, 2011 8:26 am    
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?

I believe you're thinking of Jesus.
KosherPickleHarry
Member
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 10:26 am    
Two guidos were invited to a costume party where they were to dress up as an "emotion".

Tony bores a hole in a pear and shoves his dick in.

Vinnie rips the lid off a pudding cup and dips his dick in.

When asked by the dumbfounded guests what emotions these idiots fucked up costumes were to represent, they replied:

Vinnie: "I'm fuggin' disgusted!"

Tony: " ...and I'm deep in dispair."
bazooka joe
Member
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 3:14 pm    
this custard. ahhhhh...
deadcityrebel
Member
Posted: Sep 4, 2011 10:59 pm    
brilliant.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Sep 5, 2011 7:18 pm    
Q:what goes in hard and straight but comes out soft and sticky?



A: chewing gum.
Jesse Garon
Member
Posted: Sep 8, 2011 11:52 am    
Q: What did the lemon say to the sugar?

A: If you'd help me we could have lemonade.
dutch hercules
Member
Posted: Jan 8, 2012 3:08 pm    
Q: what is a Pear?
A: an apple with downs syndrome.
LoRAnEAs
Member
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 1:15 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
LoRAnEAs
Member
Posted: Feb 11, 2012 12:02 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
Gym Pasadena
misslinda
Member
Posted: Mar 17, 2012 12:14 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?



BIG, MAN SIZED, WEINERS!!! WITH EXTRA MAYONNAISE, INBETWEEN DELICIOUS BROWN BUNS!!!!!!!
Wire
Member
Posted: Mar 18, 2012 10:52 pm    
How is anal sex like Brussels Sprouts?
If you were forced to have it as a kid you might not like it as an adult.
misslinda
Member
Posted: Mar 26, 2012 12:10 pm    
Thank you ALL for this highbrow entertainment.

I'm not a big fan of stand-up comedy (Neil Hamburger.....probably not again) but seeing someone "bomb" with a foodjoke routine would be worth paying to see.
Your answer
Bold Style  Italic Style  Underlined Style  URL Link  Disable BB codes *What's this?

 » Name  » Password 
 



victim of time

victim of time

By posting on this board you agree to these Terms Of Use

 

Page loading time (secs): 0.071
Powered by miniBB 2.4a © 2001-2014