GIORGIO MURDERER 7" ep GONER

GIORGIO MURDERER
Primitive World 7" ep
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EX-CULT
Midnight Passenger lp/cd
LPs are here!

NOTS 7" (Goner Records)

NOTS
Fix / Modern
7" out Now!



AUSMUTEANTS lp

AUSMUTEANTS
Great young Aussie
Punks - Synths + Snot!


UPCOMING EVENTS
Thursday August 28 The Clean, Boogarins, Nots HiTone
Friday August 29 TSOT, Lenguas Largas, White Night
Gonerfest 11 September 25-28 2014 more info here!


Ty Segall - Manipulator dbl lp (Drag City Records)


Sick Thoughts - Coming Over 7' (Going Underground Records)


Reigning Sound - Shattered lp (Merge)


Mascis, J - Tied To A Star lp (Sub Pop Records)


The Clean - Anthology 4 lp boxset (Merge Records)
Dutch Masters - All In The Wires lp (Spacecase)

Crime - Murder By Guitar lp (Superior Viaduct)

Grifers, The - Possible Obstructed View cdr (No Label)
Collins, Paul - Feel The Noise lp (Alive)
Golden Pelicans - s/t lp (Total Punk)
Sluts, the - 12' of Sluts 12' (Jeth-row/Race/Spread Um)


Ausmuteants - It's Alive Recorded Live On PBS cassette (In The S

TY SEGALL
Manipulator dbl lp/cd
Latest from Ty! Rockin stuff! ON SALE AT GONER! 23.99!


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SICK THOUGHTS.
Coming Over 7"
(Going Underground)
The Real Baltimore underground returns with ANOTHER single... and it's great! Nasty post-Reatards bad attitude!
Goner single coming!

REIGNING SOUND
Shattered lp/cd
( Merge)

New frpm Greg Cartwright & Co- getting huge raves!

J MASCIS
Tied To A Star
lp (Sub Pop)

New from Dno man!

 

 

THE CLEAN
Anthology
4lp Box Set (Merge)
Most excellent NZ band's first albums!

PLAYING MEMPHIS THIS THURSDAY!!!

DUTCH MASTERS
All In The Wires lp
(Spacecase)
Eric O & Memphis/Oxford superstars archival blast!

CRIME
Murder By Guitar lp
(Superior Viaduct)

Greatest trash-punk band ever - all singles plus more!

GRIFTERS
Possible Obstructive View cdr
(no label)

Our heroes live! Great set, long set, worth it!

PAUL COLLINS
Feel The Noise
lp/cd
(Deadbeat)

Ex-Beat powerpopper for life never stops cranking out the hooks and the jams!

Coming to open Gonerfest 11!

GOLDEN PELICANS
s/t lp
(Total Punk)
Aussie Full-on Florida PUNK Rip your face off and dance on it!


COMING TO GONERFEST 11

SLUTS
12"s of Sluts lp

(Jeth-Row)
Reissue of GG-styled raw New Orleans punk rock!

AUSMUTEANTS
It's Alive - Live on PBS cassette
(In The Shit, IT)
Great live recording of Aussie wunde
rkids tearing it up. DRINK COOPERS!

 

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Jesse Garon
Member
Posted: Jul 29, 2011 7:10 pm    
Q) What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door opened?

A) Close the door, I'm dressing!
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 1, 2011 8:54 pm    
Q: Why isn't there any toilet paper at KFC?

A: It's finger-licking good.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 3, 2011 2:18 am    
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you open up the refridgerator door and the rump roast farts in your face.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:14 pm    
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:15 pm    
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?

A: brownies.
Scott
Member
Posted: Aug 30, 2011 8:26 am    
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?

I believe you're thinking of Jesus.
KosherPickleHarry
Member
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 10:26 am    
Two guidos were invited to a costume party where they were to dress up as an "emotion".

Tony bores a hole in a pear and shoves his dick in.

Vinnie rips the lid off a pudding cup and dips his dick in.

When asked by the dumbfounded guests what emotions these idiots fucked up costumes were to represent, they replied:

Vinnie: "I'm fuggin' disgusted!"

Tony: " ...and I'm deep in dispair."
bazooka joe
Member
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 3:14 pm    
this custard. ahhhhh...
deadcityrebel
Member
Posted: Sep 4, 2011 10:59 pm    
brilliant.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Sep 5, 2011 7:18 pm    
Q:what goes in hard and straight but comes out soft and sticky?



A: chewing gum.
Jesse Garon
Member
Posted: Sep 8, 2011 11:52 am    
Q: What did the lemon say to the sugar?

A: If you'd help me we could have lemonade.
dutch hercules
Member
Posted: Jan 8, 2012 3:08 pm    
Q: what is a Pear?
A: an apple with downs syndrome.
LoRAnEAs
Member
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 1:15 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
LoRAnEAs
Member
Posted: Feb 11, 2012 12:02 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
Gym Pasadena
misslinda
Member
Posted: Mar 17, 2012 12:14 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?



BIG, MAN SIZED, WEINERS!!! WITH EXTRA MAYONNAISE, INBETWEEN DELICIOUS BROWN BUNS!!!!!!!
Wire
Member
Posted: Mar 18, 2012 10:52 pm    
How is anal sex like Brussels Sprouts?
If you were forced to have it as a kid you might not like it as an adult.
misslinda
Member
Posted: Mar 26, 2012 12:10 pm    
Thank you ALL for this highbrow entertainment.

I'm not a big fan of stand-up comedy (Neil Hamburger.....probably not again) but seeing someone "bomb" with a foodjoke routine would be worth paying to see.
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