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Posted: Jul 29, 2011 7:10 pm
 
Q) What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door opened?

A) Close the door, I'm dressing!
Posted: Aug 1, 2011 8:54 pm
 
Q: Why isn't there any toilet paper at KFC?

A: It's finger-licking good.
Posted: Aug 3, 2011 2:18 am
 
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you open up the refridgerator door and the rump roast farts in your face.
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:14 pm
 
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:15 pm
 
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?

A: brownies.
Posted: Aug 30, 2011 8:26 am
 
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?

I believe you're thinking of Jesus.
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 10:26 am
 
Two guidos were invited to a costume party where they were to dress up as an "emotion".

Tony bores a hole in a pear and shoves his dick in.

Vinnie rips the lid off a pudding cup and dips his dick in.

When asked by the dumbfounded guests what emotions these idiots fucked up costumes were to represent, they replied:

Vinnie: "I'm fuggin' disgusted!"

Tony: " ...and I'm deep in dispair."
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 3:14 pm
 
this custard. ahhhhh...
Posted: Sep 4, 2011 10:59 pm
 
brilliant.
Posted: Sep 5, 2011 7:18 pm
 
Q:what goes in hard and straight but comes out soft and sticky?



A: chewing gum.
Posted: Sep 8, 2011 11:52 am
 
Q: What did the lemon say to the sugar?

A: If you'd help me we could have lemonade.
Posted: Jan 8, 2012 3:08 pm
 
Q: what is a Pear?
A: an apple with downs syndrome.
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 1:15 am
 
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
Posted: Feb 11, 2012 12:02 am
 
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
Gym Pasadena
Posted: Mar 17, 2012 12:14 am
 
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?



BIG, MAN SIZED, WEINERS!!! WITH EXTRA MAYONNAISE, INBETWEEN DELICIOUS BROWN BUNS!!!!!!!
Posted: Mar 18, 2012 10:52 pm
 
How is anal sex like Brussels Sprouts?
If you were forced to have it as a kid you might not like it as an adult.
Posted: Mar 26, 2012 12:10 pm
 
Thank you ALL for this highbrow entertainment.

I'm not a big fan of stand-up comedy (Neil Hamburger.....probably not again) but seeing someone "bomb" with a foodjoke routine would be worth paying to see.
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