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Feels So Good lp
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Split Personalities lp (Saturno)
Our heroes' first cassette- now on vinyl in extremely limited edition!

THEE MIGHTY FEVERS
Fuckin Great R'N'R!
(Deadbeat)

Teengenerate-styled frantic punk rock supremo!

AUSMUTEANTS
Stale White Boys Playing Stale Black Music 7"
(Easter Bilby)
Aussie
wunderkids continue their roll!

FLESH WORLD
12" ep

(La Vide Es Un Mus)
First release from these Aussies who seem to have moved to SF

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Lullabies Help The Brain Grow dbl lp
and
No Matter How Long The Line Is dbl lp
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Jesse Garon
Member
Posted: Jul 29, 2011 7:10 pm    
Q) What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door opened?

A) Close the door, I'm dressing!
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 1, 2011 8:54 pm    
Q: Why isn't there any toilet paper at KFC?

A: It's finger-licking good.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 3, 2011 2:18 am    
Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: When you open up the refridgerator door and the rump roast farts in your face.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:14 pm    
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Aug 13, 2011 4:15 pm    
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?

A: brownies.
Scott
Member
Posted: Aug 30, 2011 8:26 am    
What's the joke about The holy spirit not being able to eat m&m's. Cuz they fall through his hands?

I believe you're thinking of Jesus.
KosherPickleHarry
Member
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 10:26 am    
Two guidos were invited to a costume party where they were to dress up as an "emotion".

Tony bores a hole in a pear and shoves his dick in.

Vinnie rips the lid off a pudding cup and dips his dick in.

When asked by the dumbfounded guests what emotions these idiots fucked up costumes were to represent, they replied:

Vinnie: "I'm fuggin' disgusted!"

Tony: " ...and I'm deep in dispair."
bazooka joe
Member
Posted: Aug 31, 2011 3:14 pm    
this custard. ahhhhh...
deadcityrebel
Member
Posted: Sep 4, 2011 10:59 pm    
brilliant.
Thee Gilded Chimera
Member
Posted: Sep 5, 2011 7:18 pm    
Q:what goes in hard and straight but comes out soft and sticky?



A: chewing gum.
Jesse Garon
Member
Posted: Sep 8, 2011 11:52 am    
Q: What did the lemon say to the sugar?

A: If you'd help me we could have lemonade.
dutch hercules
Member
Posted: Jan 8, 2012 3:08 pm    
Q: what is a Pear?
A: an apple with downs syndrome.
LoRAnEAs
Member
Posted: Feb 10, 2012 1:15 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
LoRAnEAs
Member
Posted: Feb 11, 2012 12:02 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?
Gym Pasadena
misslinda
Member
Posted: Mar 17, 2012 12:14 am    
If i say this Question is Absolutely right I mean
Q: what do cub scouts like to eat?
but the given answer
A: brownies.
is wrong or invalid so whose gone reply me with a valid answer?



BIG, MAN SIZED, WEINERS!!! WITH EXTRA MAYONNAISE, INBETWEEN DELICIOUS BROWN BUNS!!!!!!!
Wire
Member
Posted: Mar 18, 2012 10:52 pm    
How is anal sex like Brussels Sprouts?
If you were forced to have it as a kid you might not like it as an adult.
misslinda
Member
Posted: Mar 26, 2012 12:10 pm    
Thank you ALL for this highbrow entertainment.

I'm not a big fan of stand-up comedy (Neil Hamburger.....probably not again) but seeing someone "bomb" with a foodjoke routine would be worth paying to see.
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