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Posted: Jun 6, 2013 4:40 am
Variety show, live out of Memphis featuring Music, Comedy and other distractions.

9:00 pm CST

06/27 - Jack Oblivian & No Comply
07/25 - T.S.O.T. & Gringos
Posted: Jun 6, 2013 8:43 pm
What show?
Posted: Jun 6, 2013 11:53 pm
We're doing a monthly Variety Show, live from the Studio.

The Ex-Cult one is archived on that page.
Posted: Jun 12, 2013 11:12 pm
Two weeks away!
Posted: Jun 13, 2013 12:19 am
Manateees vs. Amy LaVere -make it happen!
Posted: Jun 18, 2013 1:55 am
Proud to present the comedy stylings of Jowa Horn.
Posted: Jun 18, 2013 7:44 am
I give all bands a solid 6 minutes before they get gonged off...by the way I play the gong and I juggle.
Posted: Jun 18, 2013 9:06 pm
6 minutes is a long time to go before getting gonged.
Posted: Jun 19, 2013 11:54 am
Redesigning the site and making some other improvements to optimize the stream for viewing on any device. Also added a countdown clock, so viewers in any time zone can see when it starts without having to do math.

Check it out and let us know!

Posted: Jun 20, 2013 11:26 am
Stamp out math! Good job!
Posted: Jun 22, 2013 10:31 pm
Another reminder...
Posted: Jun 26, 2013 2:54 am
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 1:59 am

You like what we do? Tell a friend.
Just click on it and watch for a bit, if you can't watch the whole thing.

We'll archive it, of course, and you can watch it later, but...
Clicks during the event will (hopefully) help later on.

Help out some dudes.

Thank y'all,
Robin, Kyle, Jackson, Chris & Astrid
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 12:17 pm
Woh...just checked out the pics...nice Fostex R8! Cool. I had one of those one time, never got to use it much.
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 12:19 pm
Oh never mind...is that the R8's big brother?
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 6:34 pm
hey jack - i think your countdown clock is 12 hours out of time
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 6:47 pm
Is the programming going to be interrupted due to the thunderstorm? What I mean is, will there be constant weather updates, preferably with radar?
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 7:18 pm
clock done broked
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 9:05 pm
holy shit, this is kinda weird, just now is the first time i've clicked on this thread, i think, and i got all the way to the bottom. then i started typing a reply, cancelled it, and scrolled up to click the link. i didnt even realize it was 6:59 (PST) and the show was a minute from beginning! i happened to click the link, then click the poster, at just the right time, totally without knowing! whatever, maybe its not that cool but i was pretty excited just now! but my computer sucks so i saw a tall guy with long hair and a beard, and glasses, for about 3 seconds and the shit froze on me.
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 9:06 pm
Is astrid sitting and watching?
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 9:47 pm
Whoohoo I'm watchin this shit!
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 9:50 pm
I'm sitting barefoot in my boxers! I got the washer running!
Posted: Jun 27, 2013 11:16 pm
Is it over?
Posted: Jun 28, 2013 1:08 am
It's available online now.
So is the Murphy's show.
Posted: Jun 28, 2013 1:20 am
Left work at 9 with an hour commute ahead of me. Plugged spacephone into car radio. Sounded awesome. Great job, everyone. Best variety show since "Fridays."
Posted: Jul 16, 2013 5:57 am
Thursday, July 25th, 9:00 pm CST
True Sons Of Thunder
Mike McCarthy (no, not the film maker; the comedian)
Andy Earles
Other distractions
Posted: Jul 16, 2013 6:07 pm
I think you should have a Mike Mcarthy vs Mike Mcarthy episode.

Is this a video stream?
Posted: Jul 17, 2013 7:16 am
Previous shows archived there as well.
Posted: Jul 17, 2013 2:02 pm
It's not the same comedian as last time is it? Sorry if he's your friend but he stunk it up.
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 6:43 am
Nope. Different one. If you watched the last one, it's the guy with the phone from the sketch. Seen him at a few comedy nights, and he's really good. Regarding last guy, I dare you to try stand-up. It's harder than being in a band.
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 9:56 am
I dare you to try stand-up. It's harder than being in a band.
Good standup is hard, just like being in a good band.
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 12:21 pm
Hey, I've stunk up stages plenty of times it's nothing personal...but if a guy 2 cities over can't tell you that you stunk it up, who can?

Most of the local comedians here stink it up, they are funnier in a personal conversation than on stage.

I might try stand-up, it's one of the few things my short attention could probbably muster, unless I can find some guys who are cool with my slide bass technique.

Two blondes are walking and fall into a deep hole...one says, "it's dark in here" the other says, "who turned the lights out?"....

Sheesh tough crowd.....

I bought my kid an educational toy to help him make it through life. No matter how you put it together, it's wrong!
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 12:23 pm
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse.
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 12:25 pm
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 12:31 pm
Last time I went to the doctor the nurse called me to the desk and she actually said, "you're here to see the doctor about your impotency, right?"

Everyone looked up at me, I was so embarassed...I said, 'No, I'm here to see about getting a sex change and I'd like to see the doctor that did yours!"
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 1:51 pm
I watched the entire broadcast. Jay White's trucker stories are amazing.

The biggest problem with standup in Memphis, and I assume standup anywhere, is that no one in their community will bag one of their own if they are not funny. If I kept doing my job wrong, they'd fire me. If your buddy isn't funny and still tries to do standup, send them to youtube and show them how its done.

Posted: Jul 18, 2013 2:06 pm
"good crowd, good crowd"
Posted: Jul 18, 2013 8:27 pm
I just watched the last one. I love truck talk!
And Joel! So funny. Where is the "no fun with Jeff Gunn" segment?
He is a crowd favorite ya know.
Posted: Jul 22, 2013 9:52 pm
Holy crap!
This Thursday!
Other shit!
You've got nothing better to do on a Thursday night!
9:00pm CST
Posted: Jul 24, 2013 3:40 pm
If it's anything like TSOT's setup/Sound check last night, look out!
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 10:06 am
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 12:11 pm
Nice t-shirt.
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 8:31 pm | Edited by: clif
Will this be archived like the other ones? Please! Don;t think I can watch the whole thing tonight.
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:04 pm
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:07 pm
dang, disconnected
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:08 pm
I'm happy to see you have cinder blocks handy for all purposes!
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:15 pm
404 error
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:19 pm
reload the page
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:20 pm
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:20 pm
Not loading at all
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:23 pm
Got it
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:26 pm
Ah, man, you connected and kicked me off. Gee, thanx
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:36 pm
Truck Talk!
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:45 pm
Sound is awesome, btw. Thanks, guys!
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 9:51 pm
Damn, durty cyclists bicycle riding types.
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 10:05 pm
Thanks RSA!!111
Posted: Jul 25, 2013 10:07 pm
Nice credits. Where's Astrid's cans?
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 6:58 am
TSOT were great. I got to see about half the episode. Thanks RSA! Hoping to catch the rest in an archival post. Cheers.
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 7:40 am
Thank you Rocket Science, that was rad. TSOT had a great time and the Gringos ruled.
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 9:55 am
Really, really fun! It'll be available to rewatch sometime today.
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 9:57 am | Edited by: tigerblinds
Where are the archives and Astrid's cans?
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 10:26 am
Thanks dudes! Gringos ruled!
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 10:28 am
It'll be available to rewatch sometime today.

thank you in advance.
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 12:55 pm
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 1:29 pm
buncha zoo animals!

Posted: Jul 26, 2013 1:32 pm
robin breakin it down!!!
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 1:32 pm
nice kufiya Sam!
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 2:16 pm
poor "comedian"...stuck in a room trying to make Steve-O and the crew laugh...
Posted: Jul 26, 2013 4:30 pm
Steve-O gets mad at me when I try to tell him jokes.

Reeeeeaaaally wish I had brought my headphones to work today....
Posted: Aug 2, 2013 2:41 pm
Thursday, August 29th, 9:00 pm CST
Dead Soldiers
Comedy by Katrina Coleman
Truck Talk
Posted: Aug 2, 2013 3:23 pm
Posted: Aug 2, 2013 3:44 pm
Man, you ain't lyin'!

Even worse, we're getting ready to roll out a support page.
Posted: Aug 2, 2013 4:36 pm
Been wanting to check out Dead Soldiers. Great show. The variety shoe I always wanted.
Posted: Aug 5, 2013 2:08 am
You're a variety shoe.
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 11:16 am
Since its the internet, how bout some strippers?

Jus sayin...
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 11:22 am
We were going to see if we could get some of the local burlesque ladies to appear. I was going to host shirtless to make it Equal Opportunity.
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 12:08 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
With pasties on your nipples? Strippers would be better imho.
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 2:47 pm
Memphis skrippers don't get nude anymore, so Jack's pasty pasties for the win.
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 3:26 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
They don't get naked here either, but I would rather watch strippers than burlesque dancers any day. Strippers are like burlesque dancers with out all of the crazy unrealistic pretensions. What would really be great is to watch strippers anywhere besides a strip club (gross)....
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 3:28 pm | Edited by: tigerblinds
Jack in pasties is a given, even if Jack can't dig up any pootie tang.
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 4:21 pm
surely Astrid can "multi task" ??
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 4:44 pm
They don't get naked here either,

I'm going to stop you right there for a second, and just say the few times I went to skrip klubz in Memphis, before the nudity ban, I saw shit that I only would have seen in Swank when I was a kid, or on the internet. I know there are a few locals that post here that could tell us a story or two about Memphis and its adult entertainment establishments.

Jack vs Astrid - may the best CANidate win...or maybe they can do a bit off basketballing around skins vs skins.
Posted: Aug 7, 2013 7:45 pm
Haha, I'm sure. I'm familiar. I have a similar story from the late 90s about a place that was basically just a brothel. I wound up there with some pals, one was Tony from Crain. Long story short, they had just banned taking your bottoms off, anyway there is a woman totally cracked out and naked standing on the 4 foot by 6 foot glass stage behind the bar....snaggle toothed and sagging....fingering herself.

We wound up there rather innocently enough, I think we hung out there for more than three hours....but I'm always amazed this place is still open.

When you are young you take things like that for granted.
Posted: Aug 12, 2013 11:53 am
How long do you give the comedian? I normally don't write my shit down, but if I were forced to, I could. GIVE ME TIME, I WANT TIME!
Posted: Aug 12, 2013 1:00 pm
We're actually cutting some of the comedian time and replacing it with some other stuff. We typically gave 2 spots at 3 min each. We're backing it down to 1 spot.
Posted: Aug 12, 2013 2:26 pm
Oh, I liked the two slots. It might be better, though, if one of the comedians did something other than stand-up, like a skit or a fake gameshow or something that would draw the audience in.
Posted: Aug 12, 2013 2:33 pm
Do you take submissions? I've got a ton of ideas that mostly revolve around poop and pee jokes, some abortion stuff too.
Posted: Aug 12, 2013 2:55 pm
Troll, we have skits, too.
And yes, we take submissions.
And we had an abortion joke.
And one about horse cocks.
Posted: Aug 12, 2013 3:17 pm
Jello wrasslin'. Make a member of each band square off.
Posted: Aug 20, 2013 2:28 pm
A mere nine days away!
Posted: Aug 21, 2013 8:51 pm
Who's dick has at get sucked to get EVIL ARMY on this bitch?
Posted: Aug 27, 2013 12:07 am
Posted: Aug 29, 2013 8:55 am
Tonight! In 12 hours!
Posted: Aug 30, 2013 12:50 pm
Posted: Oct 31, 2013 9:04 am
We're back tonight!
Rocket Science Audio Variety Show, Episode 5: SPOOKY HALLOWEEN EDITION!

COSTUME CONTEST! Dress up for the chance to snag prizes! Best costume wins! Everyone else loses, live, on the internet!

This month's show featuring performances by:

Live stand-up comedy by David Bensman!
Magic by Ricky!
Costume contest!
Festive Halloween distractions!

Watch the stream live on Halloween night, 9PM CST, at http://www.rocketscienceaudio.com/
Posted: Nov 1, 2013 10:09 am
Posted: Nov 21, 2013 5:21 pm
Episode #6 tonight!
Special Shoes!
Super Witch!
Comedy by Lady Rene!
Posted: Dec 14, 2013 9:54 am
The seventh episode of the Rocket Science Audio Variety Show!
Featuring music by:
The Sheiks!
Vanishing Islands!
& a special Christmas song by Whatever Dude!
Comedy by Paper Sack Brown!
Pickle T.V.!
Ricky Is Magic!
And other distractions!
Live on your Internet at www.rocketscienceaudio.com
Thursday night, December 26th at 9:00 pm CST
Posted: Dec 26, 2013 3:13 am
Do not miss!
Posted: Dec 29, 2013 10:43 pm
Episode 7 up for yer viewing pleasure now!
Posted: Jan 1, 2014 9:45 pm
Posted: Jan 10, 2014 5:17 pm
Thursday, January 30th, 9:00 pm CST!
The Oblivians
Hosoi Bros
Comedy by Christopher Rex!
More details soon!
Posted: Jan 10, 2014 5:19 pm
Posted: Jan 15, 2014 10:23 pm
Whoot WhOOT!
Posted: Jan 23, 2014 11:09 pm
Next week!
The Oblivians!
Hosoi Bros!
Comedy by Christopher Rex!
Magic by Magic Nick & Ricky!
Pickle TV!
Dr. Heinrich Gutefahrt!
So much entertainment for your internet!
Posted: Jan 23, 2014 11:14 pm
Posted: Jan 29, 2014 4:18 pm
Tomorrow night!
9:00 pm CST!

Also, vote for FedEx to get us some cash for better gear!
http://smallbusinessgrant.fedex.com/Gallery/Detail/6fb045b2-da9f-4497- b341-b288f644e728
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:02 pm
Let's do this!
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:22 pm
comin' in loud & clear !!
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:30 pm
Those dogs are kind of freaking me out.
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:36 pm
Hey, Brett, Happy Friday afternoon!
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:40 pm
I need a drink !
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:43 pm
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:44 pm
2.44pm = beer o'clock
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:48 pm
eye falling off sock puppet .... comedy gold !!
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 9:57 pm
Posted: Jan 30, 2014 10:06 pm
NOooooo, not the Breakup Song!?!
Posted: Jan 31, 2014 11:11 am
Awesome time!
Posted: Feb 1, 2014 2:34 pm
Now available on-demand in the archives!
Posted: Feb 19, 2014 1:11 pm
Please vote if you can!
http://smallbusinessgrant.fedex.com/Gallery/Detail/6fb045b2-da9f-4497- b341-b288f644e728

Here's some credits. And some Oblivians!
Posted: Feb 19, 2014 2:48 pm
Is there any way to vote if you don't have a faceboot account?
Posted: Feb 20, 2014 4:33 pm
From everything I can tell, yeah, it's Facebook based.
Posted: Feb 20, 2014 4:55 pm
i voted twice!
Posted: Feb 20, 2014 5:45 pm
Thank you, Joe!
Posted: Mar 27, 2014 11:55 am
Tonight! Our 10th episode!
Papa Tops West coast Turnaround & The Flamin' A's!
Comedy by Michael Kline!
Magic Nick & Ricky!
Pickle TV!
Bartender Stories!
Richard Martin discusses ABBA!

Live on your internet from Memphis, TN at 9:00 pm CST
at www.rocketscienceaudio.com
Posted: Mar 28, 2014 1:16 pm
dude yer crankin it out!!!!
Posted: Mar 30, 2014 4:52 am | Edited by: Jack Stands
We're working on it!

Sunday, March 30th at 5:30 pm CST, our first All Ages Show.
Featuring local, young heartthrobs, SVU and Gimp Teeth.

Posted: Apr 4, 2014 5:55 am
Sunday, April 20th, 5:30pm CST
Golden Pelicans
Lucha & the Flatspots
All Ages Show
$5 at door of
1583 Madison Ave.
Memphis, TN
streaming free, live, everywhere else
at www.rocketscienceaudio.com
Posted: Apr 5, 2014 12:35 am
RSA Variety Show: Episode 11
Thursday, April 24th at 9:00 pm CST
Music by The Overnight Lows and Moving Finger
Comedy by Michael Kline
Pickle TV!
Other Distractions!
Free and free beer at 1583 Madison Ave.
Free on your internet (supply your own beer) at www.rocketscienceaudio.com
Posted: Apr 5, 2014 12:41 am
Note above, Michael Kline had to go to the hospital during Episode 10. His brother Stephen had to step in, so we're bringing back Michael for this show.
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